It’s an age-old question that deserves revisiting every now and then. BroBible has complied a list of its 12 favorite business bitches and while we think it’s definitely a decent start, with your collective expertise we can really nail this thing.
Personally, the bones we have to pick are a) that this isn’t a ranking but just general love-fest. Those things have their place but not here. This is a serious cutthroat competition. Line ‘em up, top to bottom. b) Some entries on the list seem to be the result of the authors have created the thing from the inside of a time machine and c) The lack of Bloomberg representation, especially from someone who is working overtime on the job and had the business sense to take a page from the Amanda Drury playabook. And speaking of the Druries, they’re present and accounted for after the jump. Let’s show a little teamwork and make this thing something to be proud of. Add, subtract and annotate at this time.
* Maria Bartiromo
* Trish Regan
* Melissa Lee
* Becky Quick
* Amanda Drury
* Julia Boorstin
* Erin Burnett
* Melissa Francis
* Rebecca Jarvis
* Alexis Glick
* Jenna Lee
* Liz Claman
The Dirty Dozen: The 12 Hottest Female Anchors on Business Television [BroBible]
*ahem*
-MCC
i love you, bess. thanks for this.
Drury is at the top of this list. What’s the name of the girl that works on the floor of the NYSE on Fox Business? Put her on the list. Melissa Lee? After a night of drinking maybe. Trish Regan? We have a pregnancy fetish here. Where is Courtney Reagan? Smokin’ hot baby.
@3 was thinking the same thing re: no courtney.
@1 i’m with you and the twins.
I want liz Claman to be my mommy.
Emma Crosby – honorable mention.
1. brennan
2. drury
3. trish regan, pre-pregnancy
4. becky quick
5. everyone else
6. maria bartiromo
I jizzed my pants.
CG
yes! I have been validated!!
-mel francis
Charles Gasparino.
I see nipples
those never get old
she looks so regal in that pic
Burnett, Jarvis and Quick are MD’s at my spank bank and have been getting million baby bonuses.
Jenna Lee > Melissa Lee (unless Mel kicks in an thick Asian accent).
Drury’s overhyped, too much handbridge.
Julie Banderas. Not really “business”, but her business is better than all of this list combined
Becky Quick’s lazy brown eye
can I get a handbridge?
Julia Boorstein?! No thank you.
Why is K-Fin absent from the list? She’s got the whitest teeth I’ve ever come across…great rack to boot.
Larry Kudlow circa 1994. She used to get all dolled up for me when we’d meet in the bathroom. It’s a shame it turned out she had a penis and we had to let her go…
-J. Cayne
Sue Herrera in head to toe Spanx
Steve Phillips
@19 what are you talking about? k-fine’s got no rack to speak of. produce evidence this instant.
What happened to Deirdre Bolton and Betty Liu?? Get with it.
the time machine line was directed at me, right?
-MB
That looks more like a list of skanks.
is Dick Bove eligible?
@26 of course she is.
Somebody put up that pick of Peggy at that charity(?) gala. The one where she’s basically naked. There is no contest.
+ Linzie Janis (Bloomberg)
Jenna Lee is quit nice, though
I still can’t get over that picture of Blankfein in fishnets. BTW would he qualify for this list? Just askin.
I would have sex with Margaret Brennan (or any woman that dare cross my bridge!).
Cody Willard
Burnett and MCC belong in their own hermaphrodite league.
@30 while you’re encouraged to think outside the box on this one, it should probably be kept to business anchors or personalities. we’ll do a list of the hottest CEOs in drag next.
Anyone on this board who doesn’t put Claman at the top is cleary (1) not married (2) under 40 (3) a faaaaag
How are my twins being looked over? I can’t even look past them to see my feet!
-MCC
that list is fucking awful.
Okay off the top:
Bartoromo – maybe 20 years ago I don’t want those saggy tits all up in my face. Not to mention she’s put on some weight.
Lee – maybe if she can cook some chinese food. otherwise she’s off the list. she could be replaced by the chick from lost in translation that kept saying ‘rip my stocking!’
Reagan – having a kid automatically takes you off the list. enjoy the unemployment line…you know the rules.
Boorstin- Can’t spell Boorstin without B.O.O.B.J.O.B seriously what are those things? A’s 10 year old boys got bigger tits than she does.
Burnett, Jarvis – See Boorstin
Claman – see Bartiromo
All the rest can stay.
Ranking:
Drury
J. Lee
Brennan (HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FORGET MAGGY??)
Francis (love those dick sucking racoon eyes)
Quick (always afraid her lazy eye will not look at me during sex)
That’s it, that’s the list. Sorry for those of you who are 40, have kids, or A/B Boob size.
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e229/pandem1c/News%205/News6/margaret1w-2.jpg
@34 how the fuck does being married have anything to do with it? if anything the guys who aren’t married are more objective. also, claman has a face like a hag.
Maggie Brennan will have my children.
Dennis Kneale in a Little Bo Peep outfit.
Its a tragedy Caruso and Cabrerra arent on this list… especially in light pink sweater wednesday
I nominate Silvia Wadhwa. The definition of hotness. I’d jump her
-mc
Bess, having seen you in your birthday suit on numerous occasions I gotta believe that only your modesty prevented you from putting your name on the top of this list.
Your Loverboy,
Charlie
26,
Homegirl’s got a gunt. DQed.
@40 you’re good.
@37 either that guy has massive hands or she’s a midget.
@43 try and keep up. bess didn’t create the list, which is why she’s telling us to fix it.
This list is so completely flawed, it’s ridiculous! Julia Boorstein and Becky Quick? I’d jerk off with a cheese grater before they would enter my spank bank.
@48 that’s why you’re here, and being asked to “add/subtract/annotate.” quit yer bitching and get to work.
@22, exhibit large B cup, your honor.
http://www.txwsw.com/images/wonder_4.jpg
Let the record show I said, “great rack”, not a great big rack.
Also let the record show I’d like to nail Trish in all her pregnant glory….all while suckling at those succulent jugs.
…it just moved.
48 just fell out the back door of Rawhide on 8th Ave.
You’re a disgrace.
Melissa Francis makes it move.
@48 and all. Do NOT – I repeat do NOT try the cheese grater.
For my money it doesn’t get much better than Dennis Kneale in a pair of LuLuLemon stretch pants.
-SAC
Catherine Yang wins in the category of cute li’l yellow-tailed fuck toys.
@54 ftw
55,
Are you fucking kidding me? She looks like she should be selling Okra on Canal St.
@32 WTF????!!! Burnett is smoking hot, hot hot!!! Ass like a 12 year old boy!
– Representative Frank
This is an awesome post Bess. Thanks, however, this does mean that I won’t reach my VUL sales quota for the day.
P.S. Any advice on how to get jizz off the keyboard of my laptop?
Regards,
An Ameriprise FA
Mel Francis off the list now!! I’d rather use 48′s method for getting off.
jenna Lee is hot but Don Imus does this thing with his lips when he drinks…i cant get it out of my head.
- Cavuto
@51-
The Rawhide just opened now.. for brunch. See ya there.
-mc
PS: SILVIA WADHWA FTW!
I would have been reluctant to add Trish Regan to the list in the past, but now that she’s preggo…
Atta boy 63!
Problem with all these girls is they’re too damn mouthy.
Keepers:
Drury
Claman
non-pregnant Trish
Maria
Erin
Francis
Jarvis
Ditch:
Quick
Boorstin
both of the Lees
Glick
Add:
Courtney Reagan
Nicole Petallides
MCC – great rack
what is the Rawhide? (moved out of city 4 years ago)
@57,
yes, I’m kidding.
55
Although Melissa Lee gives her a run for the money.
TGFD’s favorite is from Bloomberg TV; I’ve talked about her before on DB, but right now, I just can’t remember her name.
Old, you know.
The Guy from Delaware
Courtney Donohoe – that school marm look makes the putter stand up and anyone whose name ends in “hoe” has got to be on the list.
TGFD, quit referring to yourself in the third person. It’s annoying, and enough people don’t like you anyway.
Bo Jackson
@70 Hoe yes!
Oh, okay – remember. Lenox Heale, or something? Had an underbite? Wore glasses that looked like swimming goggles? Always had dog hair on his suit coat?
-The Gay from Delaware
@69 check @23. Others can stay off of the list.
Guest@#71…
Tell us Bo. How popular are you?
The Guy from Delaware
charlie gasparino, in heels.
-charles gasparino
Bess/Tax Chick/anonymous women of the commentariette: Admit it, you’d hit Margaret Brennan (if you had to, if you didn’t have to, just a little bit, whatev). Not sayin’ …
Champs
1. A Drury – you had us at the first button
2. Brennan – with implants you’d be unstoppable… think about it…
3. M Francis – you’re determined to show some skin, somehow, somewhere. God bless you.
Tour bus skanks
1. MCC
2. B Quick
3. M Bartiromo
If you had a rack you’d be tolerable
1. Burnett
2. Burnett
3. Burnett
Best supporting milfs
1. T Regan
2. A Glick
3. L Claman
Babeless@#74…
Thanks for the suggestion, but neither of the names in @23 is the one.
The Guy from Delaware
Any list that does not have Brennan is flawed, but not even mentioning M. Whitney is without excuse. The dollar dominatrix and that sassy ‘tude of hers even gets Dennis K flustered…
Bess, when are you going to make your TV debut so you can take your spot?
@77 Did you notice I wrote this post?
@78 Glad to see someone came to work today (but Becky’s no skank).
This thread makes it clear why 90% of individual investors lose money. Jesus H. Christ on a trampoline, if it’s porn ya want, watch porn.
LINDSAY MOTHERFUCKING CAMPBELL for sure. Amazing. A dream.
Amanda and Liz make the rest look like guys.
@82 most ppl in this thread are not individual investors but work for banks/hedge funds etc, which is why they’re forced to watch this stuff and can’t just flip on some porn in the middle of the day.
@82 burn
@82 Hey count me in that 10% group of individual investors who can make money and jerk off at the same time.
maggie brennan (because you respect her), linzie janis, jenna lee , handbridge drury (because you don’t respect her).
honorable mention to that tweaked out chinese broad in singapore on bloomberg’s overnight asia program with bernie lo–you can tell she’s just dying for a DP and a bowl of cocaine
MICHELLE CARUSO CABERRA!!!!!
@85 I think that was 82′s point.
@82 can still burn – brightly.
Hey guys : ))
Sue Herera
82 brings up an interesting point. i wonder when these bitches are going to end up in porn. i’m surprised Maria hasn’t leaked a sex tape by this point. I’d put my money on M Francis getting hers out first, whore.
@82/JC – we had over 600 comments on you; let somebody else share the spotlight.
@92, you say whore like it’s a bad thing? …for us viewers, I mean.
@94 you’re reading the negative connotation into it. i like whores, so long as they got my money!
-92/50 cent
@92 Jarvis is the only one still young enough.
Zahra Burton – Bloomberg TV – she was Miss Jamaica – She is hotter than a two-peckered billygoat
She’s in the middle of filming one right now. It’s a Grinch themed sexcapade…
Usually a penis is a disqualifier for “hottest women” lists, yet I see Maria Bartiromo made the cut. Please explain.
Definately need to add some bloomberg bitches.
+Deirdre Bolton
+Lori Rothman
France’s contribution:
Mélissa Theuriau
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/model/melissa-theuriau/pictures/melissa-theuriau-picture-3.jpg
I win.
*ahem*
-MCC
How about the chick from the Qatar Airways commercials?
My dingy moves when she fixes that scrumptious mushroom tart while fucking me with those beautiful hazel eyes.
Becky Quick ….
Amanda Drury…
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Mexican coke sharks
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everyone else
I am stunned Cynthia Wadwa – CNBC from Germany – hasn’t made the list
101 – Holy shit. You most definitely do win.
@101 she’s hot, but outside the realm of ‘financial’ journalism
http://donkeypuncher.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/melissa-theuriau1.jpg
107 is correct, but still!
-106
@108 it squirted
@108 great wallpaper
CG
@101 – I can never get over how goddamn hot she is.
its moving…
@112 that’s actually a dude in drag.
-Pathological Liar
Can’t believe Alexis Glick isn’t higher on everyone’s list. She’s #1 for sure. The rest aren’t even attractive.
Only ONE #1. Margaret (perfect body..they need to let her go sleeveless on Bloomberg)
Greg’s Mom
@116 she’s a little too Lydia Deetz for my taste, but I’d probably do her.
Larry K
Mélissa Theuriau’s husband makes Gasparino look like Mars, the Roman god of war.
http://fisherwy.blogspot.com/2009/03/melissa-theuriau-miami-photos-too-hot.html
Sometimes, life really just isn’t fair. I’m too upset to be profound.
@119 Yeah, it’s like a cast for a porn about a husband in search of someone to pleasure his wife…
Ahh! TGFD remembers. Kathleen Hays from Bloomberg, she’s the best.
The Guy from Delaware
Also a fan of Helen Thomas. I know, I know! Not a financial journalist, but still!!
The Guy From Delaware
Wow, that guy’s got wasting disease. Guess it’s all in his pecker.
@123 or she’s into fisting
MCC is my girl
@125 = david carradine’s ghost
121/122, well done.
Half this list is pushing 40..
Burnett has HUGE hips…see trump apprentice, they never show her in pants
Wow!! You bastids treatin’ us like pieces of moit agin?? As for to dies entries, give it a rist will you? If it’s not brists or puhl nicklaces, it’s the whither or not we’re “hot”. So you all want to have a bit of a perv at our expense, eh?
Wot a wye to use your edukyeshun! We’re not your pervy shielas you know. Sure, we have liggs and brists and funky bits you like to ply with but we also have a brine. And we’ll use our brines to get what we want. And what we want is a feh and livil plying field to work with our mile counterpahts in the biz both theh in the Stytes and downunduh.
~A. Drury
New South Wales
Austrailiar
I like Courtney R myself. She gives those quick little updates while seemingly holding back a giggle as if she’d seen Cavuto trying to show Imus how a one-armed man counts his change.
@129 FTW!
BURNETT,BARTIROMO,QUICK,CLAMAN are already old stories and so banged up.
MARGARET BRENNAN is the new HOT chick in town!
BURNETT,BARTIROMO,QUICK,CLAMAN are already old stories and so banged up.
MARGARET BRENNAN is the new HOT chick in town!
BURNETT,BARTIROMO,QUICK,CLAMAN are already old stories and so banged up.
MARGARET BRENNAN is the new HOT chick in town!
@58
Burnett has boyfriend! Take her off the hotness list.
@135 and most of the women on here are married.
Bess,
How much did these 12 racoons or their
networks pay you not to include Margaret Brennan?
Any list without Brennan is flawed and fraud.
@137 are you a retard? the ppl who made the post didn’t include brennan, and the pt of bess’s post was that they should’ve.
I’m so sorry for the triple entry.
#132,133,134
FYI
A number of scorching hot babes were snuffed out by the uglies
Its sorta girl-on-girl discrimination
There was a scorching hot blond on Lou Dobbs (Constance, or Chrysta) around dot.com, Gigi Stone on bloomberg, and another Amanda Glick….
Willo Bay of CnnFn married Disney CEO ala Dave Letterman plan
You bet, those single hot babes have old/divorced but rich boyfriends.
#138 fellow retarded..
didn’t you grasp the sarcasm? Now, go back to your room and be sure to take your anti-neurotic pills,okey?
Courtney Reagan – doesn’t look intelligent to me.take that telepromter our of her sight and she’s done.
Jenna Lee-= hmm pretty but no appeal.boring
Erin Burnett = magnetic appeal and the longer you look at her the prettier she becomes.
You need to do the same top 10 list but for the Investor Relations women of hedge funds. Mancision would NOT be on the list…..
Is it me, or is Melissa Lee leading a double life as Sabrine Maui? I’m just sayin…..
@144 – *ahem*
-mc
@129 ftmfw
odd taste i know but i like karen finerman
@128
Agree.
Just watch her specials (ie Irag, Africa). She wears tight pants and it looks like any minute, she’s going to explode.
Bianna is hottest!
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/story?id=5563553
Courtney Reagan is in my opinion, the hottest babe on cable tv. Brains and a gorgeous booty. Love to put my IPO between her asscheeks.
AS far as the hottest 12 female anchors in business tv, add the gorgeous blonde with the hottest ass in the business…COURTNEY REAGAN.
Add this gorgeous blonde with the hottest ass in the business to your dirty dozen…COURTNEY REAGAN.
I don’t really care who you put on that list from two thru twelve but I’ll tell you who should be number one on that list, NICOLE PETALLIDES.
To be judging fairly the objects need to be open unhindered to the eyes of the judges. It’s impossible to give a fair appraisal if the objects are having so much covering. Would anyone give any obection to let us use the newly installed airport “X-Ray” eyed machine to go over the “Hotties” first before dishing out their expert comments ?
Betty Liu from bloomberg is number 1.
Betty Liu from bloomberg is number 1.
Betty Liu from bloomberg is number 1.
Betty Liu from bloomberg is number 1.
Betty Liu from bloomberg is number 1.
Betty Liu from bloomberg is number 1.
Betty Liu from bloomberg is number 1.
Betty Liu from bloomberg is number 1.
Betty Liu from bloomberg is number 1.
Divorced?
Sexiest of all is susan li bloomberg Hong kong
There is ONE glaring omission from the list…..
Shannon Pettypiece of Bloomberg TV, she has THE most luxurious mane of thick blonde tresses you've ever lusted to run your fingers through.
Her hairstyle is short & sassy , so silky smooth sparking like a diamond ring, it's unbelievable that a woman's hair can be such a HUGE turn on.
http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/9228/vlcsnap20…
Speaking of bloomberg additions, their new australian reporter Shraysi Tandon is definitely a bloomberg babe! I don't think she's australian, but she reports from their sydney headquarters… Serious and sexy in sydney!
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How old is this list? I remember when Martha Mcallum was on cnbc. She was smoking hot. Now there is an Australian blonde who looks really good–until she turns her head and u see her profile. Definetly not as hot as I used to think before I saw her profile. Yikes. Btw Sue Hererra is 54 yo. Old and fat. Me like-ee! ;) Lastly, i have heard little comments from michelle caruso-cabrera that lead me to believe that she's probably a real cougur after work…