Today’s your lucky day! Very supposedly, the PR firm that represents the purveyor of Frosties is sending a girl dressed as Wendy around to the “sell-side guys” who cover the company and is handing out $25 gift cards as we speak. Apparently she’s been to Neuberger Berman already, is on her way to JPMorgan and “has plans to make all the stops.” No idea who thought this would be a good idea but obviously the genius of this stunt will soon reveal itself. Her name is Melissa. Enjoy.
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I DO!!!!!
Chris Christie
I”d hit it.
Enjoy the Frosties or the girl dressed as Wendy? Don’t usually dig the redheads, but I plan to do both (ideally at the same time).
love a chick in pigtails.
I used to cover plby on the sell side. Heff came around and gave us all HJs
I think this calls for a Frosty challenge. 6 Frosties in 1 hour.
Frosty and a blumpkin? Heaven!
DAMN YOU SELL SIDE GUYS!!!
-hungry stevie
@6 great idea!
Who’s tripping down the streets of the city
Smilin’ at everybody she sees
Who’s reachin’ out to capture a moment
Everyone knows it’s WENDY’S!
Who’s tripping down the streets of the city
Smilin’ at everybody she sees
Who’s reachin’ out to capture a moment
Everyone knows it’s Wendy’s
Who’s tripping down the streets of the city
Smilin’ at everybody she sees
Who’s reachin’ out to capture a moment
Everyone knows it’s Wendy’s
I’ve hit wendy, multiple times.
I can buy my own fast food. I she offering any BJs?
I prefer da Italian ice.
CG
Wendy’s challenge… one of everything on the menu.
@11/12, a NakedShort double post?!
I do!!!
-maria b
Hey, Billy Mays here, and I prefer Chipotle!
I used to cover Waste Management on the sell side. David Steiner and his team used to come around and take a dump on each and every one of our desks.
:-(
In Dave Thomas’ autobiography, the founder of Wendy’s tells the hilarious tale of watching “Col.” Harlan Sanders get in a fist fight with a restaurant owner who criticized Col. Sanders’ Kentucky Fried Chicken. Col. Sanders was selling his way of cooking chicken to restaurant owners out of the trunk of his Cadillac in the ’50s.
~Franchising History Guy
@ 16 – and after 5 minutes all the grease will congeal, i would pay to see that one. side bet on puking on the attempt, doubt it can be done.
I want to dip my fry in it.
Fri = Cock
it = Wendy’s Butt
If she’s looking, tell her to meet me on the roof of 85 Broad. That’s where money (and a slew of beat secretaries) never sleeps.
I used to cover Smuckers and their gal came around frequently until she got into a jam.
@17 FUCK ME. I pride myself on my posting etiquette. That TRIPLE post was shameful.
@25…the Frito – Lay people used to chip away at our business.
The guys on our retail desk used to get crotchety if the Victoria’s Secret lady hadn’t been seen in quite a while.
Wait until the Snickers people come by to pitch their Chewtual Funds
Now that you all mention it, the Cabela’s folk used to lure us into seeing them.
Hey, Billy Mays here!
I worked sell side for La Perla.
Energizer folks were good people, too. We always got a charge when they kept us informed of current events.
terrible you guys (girls?), just terrible
$25 gift card from a girl dressed as Wendy? That sure beats last year’s bonus of a shiv up the ass from a woman dressed as the Queen of England.
-RBSer
@35 beat me to it.
I covered sell side for Kotex….Ugh! Don’t even ask…
I found the Trojan reps a tad annoying they were always coming when we weren’t ready.
I am sell side Goldmans. Bask in my prestige, plebeians!
Personally I prefer the Red Bull bitches.
Anybody have first-year frosty-mule numbers?
@29 I thought they were Muchewal Funds
The KY reps are always so invasive. On the plus side, it is impossible for them to pitch their product without making us lubed up and ready for insertion.
I’d rather an egg cream. But she’s about the right age.
pics or it didn’t happen.
(pics must include desks with punk-ziegel-analyst heart-attack-inducing internal memos)
DO THEY SERVE HOT DOGS
MEEP MEEP
@ 35 “goldmans”?
Goldmans Ax?
wtf – go back to Dallas, hayseed.
I used to cover Ken’s body with chocolate. That’s how I got my job.
- Sallie
Is the Viagra dude working the sell-side of the Street for the sellers who can’t get their commissions up?
Where is Duffman in all of this? Inquiring minds what to know…
BOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHH!
Fuckin’ losers, trippin ova demselves to get a fuckin’ milkshake like a buncha fuckin’ welfare pukes on line in fuckin’ Detroit….
Shit. Wheneva I go to da Lemon Ice King in fuckin’ Corona, my buddy Vito takes care a me.
I don’t need any fuckin’ cheap promotion.
-cg
In re Wendy….HB needed for TF or not?
@53 no HB needed. cans were huge.
There simply must be pictures of this somewhere.
This is a serious conflict of interst.
What will the disclosures look like on this one?
The girl portraying Wendy is my secretary. Those frosty cups were empty before our daily meeting at (on) her desk.
@20 thats fucking hilarious. Thanks for breaking up the monotony of my day.
@20 thats fucking hilarious. Thanks for breaking up the monotony of my day.
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