Posted by guest , Oct 21, 2009 6:48PM

Bloomberg helpdesk is da bomb. When you're lonely call em' up, anytime, and they'll always make you feel better.

Posted by guest , Oct 21, 2009 7:39PM

Goldman's trading floor is a circle jerk.........................

jon Winkelried, Goldman’s other co-president, had been walking the floors, trying to calm everyone’s nerves. “We could raise $5 billion in an hour if we wanted to,” he told a group of traders, as if to suggest that nothing was amiss. But just then, at one p.m., the market—and Goldman’s stock—suddenly turned around, with Goldman rising to $87 a share, and then $89. Traders raced through their screens trying to determine what had been responsible for the lift and discovered that the Financial Services Authority in the U.K. had announced a 30-day ban on short-selling 29 financial stocks, including Goldman Sachs’s.

The squawk boxes on Goldman’s trading floor soon crackled to attention. A young trader found a recording of “The Star-Spangled Banner” on the Internet and broadcast it over the speakers to commemorate the moment. About three dozen traders stood up from their desks, placed their hands over their hearts, and sang aloud, accompanied by rounds of high-fives and cheers.

Posted by guest , Oct 21, 2009 8:18PM

Goldman: Never in the history of mankind have so few owed so much to so many. Suck it, Lloyd.

Posted by guest , Oct 21, 2009 8:20PM

RJ looks like a cute Martian. Or a half-breed Grinch.

Posted by guest , Oct 21, 2009 8:29PM

blepharoplasty? blasphemy! those aren't droopy eyelids, those are bedroom eyes.

Posted by guest , Oct 21, 2009 9:33PM

Carl Mantequilla - come mierda!

Posted by guest , Oct 21, 2009 9:49PM

Like I said in the first post in the morning, and I have re-affirmed throughout today, cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Posted by guest , Oct 21, 2009 10:17PM

comments will fuck your shit up.

-fuck you, thats my name

Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 1:49AM

Bess, really hoping for pic of a horny manatee with Raj-Raj's face photoshopped on it.

-Mary "ate-the-little-lamb" Schapiro

Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 8:35AM

I'm the walrus?

Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 9:46AM

Shut the fuck up, Donnie!

Posted by guest , Oct 22, 2009 10:01AM

@15 Thank you. The DB commentariat does not disappoint.

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