Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 5:32PM

Wasn't the same MD job up not too long ago?

Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 5:37PM

Sorkin's a weasel but he's a superstar now and nothing matters unless he gets caught with young boys.

Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 5:55PM

Remember two years ago there was a time when no one liked ARS, especially people who actually worked in finance?

ARS's ex-mistress

Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 6:52PM

Bess,

I do not have positive feelings for you.

The Headless Sorkin

Posted by guest , Oct 30, 2009 9:23PM

@4 who was Sorkin's mistress? You know his brother is a top m&a lawyer. That's how I think he first got some of his big stories. Sliped to him from his bro right after he closed a deal.

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2009 5:53AM

@9 AIG/Lehman quant?

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2009 6:55AM

Sorkin is a shitheel.

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2009 11:21AM

I would like to see our favorite girl Melissa Francis in Maxine Waters costume.

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2009 12:49PM

YO!

Maybe I should apply for that MD job at Bentley Assoc. You think they'll hire me because of my name?

Farnsworth Bentley

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2009 1:09PM

TGFD thinks Bentley's MD job listing poses somewhat of an enigma...

"First, we want true team players who are willing to share their ideas and expertise since we operate in a collegial style."

Preceded by...

"The firm's compensation structure has an extremely high payout to its Managing Directors who originate and/or execute client transactions."

Hmmm...They want you to share your ideas all around, but the pay is better if you operate in the dark.

WTF are they really looking for, anyway?

The Guy from Delaware

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2009 2:28PM

And I really want to stress the enema posed by the MD posting. TGFD, on one hand, thinks that compensation/gratitude shouldn't be linked with generating the most amount of profits in the short term. However, on the other hand, TGFD sees this as a perfect dichotomy, in that if TGFD is having TGFD's way with a young male patron at the Dundee Saloon in DE, it's beneficial for me to provide him with a reach-around in order to offer an incentive for the strapping buck to submit...silently.

In short, TGFD is perplexed by pushing incentives, while limiting risks. It's like safe sex - never have, never will.

The Gay from Delaware

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2009 3:00PM

@16 FTW

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2009 6:19PM

InfiniteGuest@#18...

Thanks for the answer to my question, but can you elaborate and tell TGFD why a small shop makes any difference?

Bentley is looking for someone who is skitzoid, no?

The Guy from Delaware

p.s. Gay@#16...You were funny before, but now, not so much. Has Halloween impaired your thinking? I don't think you know WTF you're even talking about.

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2009 7:57PM

employee of meredith whitney dresses up as dollar dom for halloween. awesome.

http://dealbook.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/10/30/at-whitneys-firm-trick-or-treatings-for-the-office-too/

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2009 9:32PM

@11 Sorkin may be a shitheel, but I think that Tim O'brien is the epitome of a petty schmuck.

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2009 10:01PM

Just put on my slutty Charlie Gasparino costume. Speaking of CG, what do you suppose he hands out on Halloween? Muscle Milk minis? Zubaz gift certificates? Rubbers? Signed copies of The Sellout?

Posted by guest , Oct 31, 2009 11:24PM

@20 infidel.- DD