So that we’re all prepared for the balloons, streamers, and Maria Bartiromo, jumping out of a cake on the floor of the stock exchange, please predict when, down to the minute, this thing is happening. Is today at 12:47? Tomorrow at 3:15? Look into your crystal balls and let us know. The first to guess correctly will win either the last pair of Money Crocs we have left, or the opportunity to accompany me when I interview Christine Mancision, the girl who was nearly danced to death (I left her a voicemail at Luxor Capital and I’m confident she’ll want to discuss this thing further).
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 10:59AM
today, 2:37 PM
Posted by Becky Boot Fan , Oct 14, 2009 10:59AM
I'm home in bed today with a bag of frozen peas sitting on top of my aching mancision.
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 10:59AM
2:58 ET today
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 10:59AM
1:13pm Dow 10,000 I win!
SM
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , Oct 14, 2009 10:59AM
Is that in todays dollars?
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 11:00AM
today, 1131
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 11:00AM
11:11
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 11:00AM
Today at 3:20pm.
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 11:00AM
today, 1:49. I got sources.
-cg
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 11:01AM
11:28
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 11:03AM
11:37, Jan 2nd, 2029
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 11:03AM
It takes a real man to make the mancision to work in our field of expertise.
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 11:04AM
I must have those crocs.
-SC
Posted by 3561 , Oct 14, 2009 11:10AM
June 23, 2010 - 10:34 am
Posted by L/S Greenwich , Oct 14, 2009 11:10AM
Today at 2:45 PM.
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 11:10AM
Bess, what size are those crocs?
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 11:11AM
11:19- March 16, 1999
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 11:11AM
12:59 PM ET
~Ken Lewis' "Brazilian" Waxer
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 11:11AM
never.
-zh
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 11:13AM
2:14pm today
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 11:13AM
Crocs are for closers!
~Chase Mortgage Desk
Posted by Subprime All Star , Oct 14, 2009 11:14AM
2:47 PM.
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 11:16AM
dow @ 10k is a friend of mine
-cg
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 11:16AM
Today - 12:02pm. Bring it!
Posted by Meredith Whitney , Oct 14, 2009 11:18AM
today, 2:25. right after i tell the pussies on my desk to make it happen
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 11:18AM
While I'm on the air....
Michelle C-C and my "team".
Posted by jim cramer , Oct 14, 2009 11:19AM
11:51, today.
booyah.
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 11:22AM
I'll fling out 3:30 pm ET
~J. Graeber
Posted by Investorcluzo , Oct 14, 2009 11:24AM
at the usual run-up time, 3:29 today. what time are we going to see the ms. mancision, I have a few questions for her too...
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 11:24AM
Adjusted for Bartiromo Inflation we won't reach Dow 10k until 2011
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 11:25AM
Whenever it happens, we'll be ready.
~Goldman Sachs "Gold Leafing' Team
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , Oct 14, 2009 11:26AM
does this mean dennis kneale was right all along?
fuck
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 11:26AM
4:25pm
-BHO
Posted by pfluger , Oct 14, 2009 11:26AM
It will close today at 9,999.99, and reach 10,000 on 1/20/13 at 9:31 AM, EST.
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 11:29AM
Today at 3:19pm.
Posted by pfluger , Oct 14, 2009 11:30AM
@31
We'll be ready too, ya know.
-cg, on behalf of CNBC "Teabagging" Team
Posted by wutangfinancial , Oct 14, 2009 11:31AM
Today at 3:04
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 11:32AM
They only get delayed quotes here in Butner, NC so I'm gonna say 4:10p.m.
B. Madoff
Posted by Whistling Jock , Oct 14, 2009 11:34AM
Tomorrow, 10/15/2009, at 09:46.
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 11:36AM
4:20
jc
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 11:39AM
1:18.
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 11:39AM
Patrick Chewing says its Chewing time.
Posted by jinx , Oct 14, 2009 11:40AM
10/15/09 11:35
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 11:42AM
Today at 12:12 PM
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 11:42AM
@40 420 awesome dude.
Jeff Spicoli
Posted by jw1228 , Oct 14, 2009 11:46AM
today at 12.13
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 11:47AM
November 12th at the open.
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 11:48AM
Today at 3:40
PTJ
Posted by dubs , Oct 14, 2009 11:48AM
Today 2:49
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 11:50AM
10k at 12:37, Trish Reagan explodes at 4:05
Posted by merkin capital partners , Oct 14, 2009 12:02PM
Today, 2:02 EST
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 12:05PM
today @ 3:01 ET
I want those crocs~
Posted by dan wright , Oct 14, 2009 12:06PM
today @ 1:36p
Posted by dan wright , Oct 14, 2009 12:06PM
today @ 1:36p
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 12:10PM
Friday 10:02 am
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 12:19PM
3:58:40
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 12:26PM
1:01p
Posted by Drizzle , Oct 14, 2009 12:28PM
2:04 - the driz
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 12:29PM
I need those friggin shoes.
-the big guy
Posted by Apollo , Oct 14, 2009 12:31PM
Close of business Oct 14th
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 12:35PM
When I god damn say it will.
-LB
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 12:35PM
who cares? it's all a ponzi scheme anyway.
-zh
Posted by BCap , Oct 14, 2009 12:37PM
3:48 pm today
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 12:38PM
Tomorrow at 10:15 am.
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 12:40PM
the way cnbc is going fucking nuts over this they better have something huge planned for when it happens, like forcing regan to induce labor on the floor.
Posted by milhouset at the g-mail , Oct 14, 2009 12:43PM
1:40
Posted by maria b , Oct 14, 2009 12:46PM
it better happen soon - girl gotta eat some cake
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 12:51PM
cnbc "breaking news" just now: "dow approaching 10,000"
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 1:00PM
3:02pm 10/14
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 1:08PM
1:07 PM ET
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 1:10PM
When will all of GS's sell programs start?
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 1:10PM
Today, 2:03 pm EST.
Yes, I totally went all price is right on the driz.
Posted by DJ LIBOR , Oct 14, 2009 1:18PM
1:25PM
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 1:19PM
today 3:32
Posted by merkin capital partners , Oct 14, 2009 1:21PM
ok today 1:22
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 1:22PM
1:22
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 1:24PM
Orgasm
Posted by NRC , Oct 14, 2009 1:26PM
1:53pm on a 1 share purchase of GE by Gassybags
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 1:30PM
Just the tip!
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 1:31PM
I molested a collie at 1:22.
Dennis Kneale
Posted by The Clap , Oct 14, 2009 1:33PM
Only a shitheel of the highest order could accurately predict this. Accordingly, I have placed a call to the Shittheel of the Decade, Mark Klein, M.D. and asked Him when the DOW will hit 10K.
Posted by The Clap , Oct 14, 2009 1:34PM
Only a shitheel of the highest order could accurately predict this. Accordingly, I have placed a call to the Shitheel Of The Decade (SOTD), Mark Klein, M.D., and asked Him when the DOW will hit 10K.
Posted by The Clap , Oct 14, 2009 1:54PM
Only a shitheel of the highest order could accurately predict this. Accordingly, I have placed a call to the Shitheel Of The Decade (SOTD), Mark Klein, M.D., and asked Him when the DOW will hit 10K.
Posted by guest , Oct 14, 2009 1:56PM
Clap off
Posted by Joe Mac , Oct 14, 2009 2:33PM
"Some Cake"? Easy trigger...
Posted by boyahaha , Oct 14, 2009 4:18PM
wow number 37 really got it