Just going to throw out some Facebook Status Updates Of Greatness, from one of today’s accused criminals:
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Just going to throw out some Facebook Status Updates Of Greatness, from one of today’s accused criminals:
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nice English in the third status, good grief
Pleading da FIIIIFFFFFTH
Emmanuel Goffer is getting Plexico’s golf club stuck up his ass as he sheets in the prison laundry.
…Is goin’ downtown. Literally and figuratively.
Leave me out of this! And is it nap time yet?
-One-year-old
Future status updates:
Emanuel Goffer i don’t want to be a fish. no fish.
Emanuel Goffer is sitting next to Big Nasty Nate and his jungle of love
#3 FTW! LMAO!!!!
… thinks Bernie’s dong tastes like gefilte fish.
This guy is a far better write than Greg Michaels.
“Didn’t see 10,000 coming but am psyched to see Raj cumming…might have to roll him around in flour to see where the wet spot is coming from but I’ll find it”
#10 – you do realize you’re an idiot, right?
Homeboy is lunching with Sharapova and Decker and is taking the time away from them to post it on his FB?
@13 really? you didn’t get that he meant that he was at the table next to them, and not actually eating w them?
does anyone have access to his ‘friends list’? i wonder if one or two of them made any timely investments in 3com?
he kinda seems rich so that makes him cute. brb. gonna bbg him.
Alicia Wetmore
About to do a decade in Sing Sing, who would have thunk.
Good deduction #13
“Accused Criminals” Bess? I think not. You can say “Accused Alleged Criminals” or “The Accused” but “Accused Criminals” imply they are already criminals who are newly accused. See, hanging with the Gregmeister has weighed on you!
@14… Apologies. The intent was that no guy would take attention away from them to bust out the phone and update FB, so he had to be full of crap.
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@19
You fail at humor. The way it is phrased is correct and accurate. They are accused criminals. Accused does not equal convicted. Awful attempt at humor.
@20 – Did you also ‘intend’ to say dining….who lunches at 8:49pm?
@21 is correct
I wish someone would put their sweaty balls on my chin.
“A bunch of guys with letters on the back of their jackets just pulled in my driveway. I wonder what that is about. BRB.”
@21 and @23 you are both wrong. You can be “accused of being criminals” but if you say “accused criminals” then you must be criminals who are accused.
Now go kill yourselves in shame, preferably via Hari Kari!
@26 I’m sorry, you were right and I was wrong, but English is my second language. Please forgive me.
@23, stop trying to ride my tired coattails, milksop!
–21
@19: Shut your filthy whore mouth
Do these guys give a $hit about their kids? What a selfish ba$tard. Lets say he does 3-10. Way to be there for your kid you phuc-up. For what? This guys is scum. He probably cheats on his wife with her best friend. Moron.