Actually the term was “nervous Nellie,” but you get the idea. From the probe complaint (the whole thing is after the jump):
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Insider Trading Probe Complaint

Comments (12)

  1. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 11:08 AM

    grow a pair!
    -SC

  2. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 11:16 AM

    Greg? Is that you?

  3. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 11:24 AM

    I don’t like pussy.
    -Ping J.

  4. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 11:33 AM

    LOCK EM UP, TAKE THEIR ASSETS, SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ANYONE DOING THIS STUFF, YOU ARE NEXT

  5. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 11:35 AM

    Why the hell is Sanberg/Mack not on the list? Too politically connected??? Notice they always get these small players (just ask Martha Stewart!). They have reams of email that show the trail of the Microsoft insider trading to Sanberg and yet he doesn’t so much as get a knock on the door. WTF???? WTF????

  6. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 11:41 AM

    (f.) CHANG said to HOTNUTS, “What are you talking about?” HOTNUTS stammered “you know, that thing, you know…that thing we discussed.” CHANG said, “What thing? What the (expletive deleted) are you talking about? HOTNUTS replied “Jesus, that thing we talked about the other day at (New York bar), don’t you remember? At that point CRIKEY with Austrailia’s MARSUPIAL FINANCE got on the line with HOTNUTS and CHANG. CRIKEY stated “Wot? HOTNUTS, wot the fick ear yew tilkin’ about. We dint have no matin’ with yew. Bugger off and have a perv on us but don’t be isseartin hinnous pripostirous illigitions about the wye we do ear bisniss.” AGENT TOLIVER got on the line at that point with (agent name redacted) and asked, “What did CRIKEY just say?” “Beats me” replied (agents name redacted) CRIKEY , at that point stated, “Is this friggin line tipped?” CHANG asked “What?” HOTNUTS “unintelligible” huh? CRIKEY then stated, “Jayzuz this is impissible, jist impissible to have our lines tipped..CHANG this is yer filt and there will be hillto pye fer it…..”

  7. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 11:43 AM

    Trading on inside information is the “holding call” of the securities industry. You could call it on any team on almost any play.

  8. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 11:53 AM

    Someone should investigate Canada too eh? Ever see the volume skyrocket right before a deal goes down or say for instance a spectacular new drill result from a potential mine? It’s not called the “Canadian news release” for nothing eh?

  9. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 12:00 PM

    @5- In what way could you possibly consider Raj-Raj “small” in any sense of the word? Unless you have some shall we say *intimate* knowledge you’d like to share?

  10. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 12:33 PM

    That is the most bushleague shit I’ve ever read. It’s like they’ve seen Wall St., Boiler Room, and The Wire and base their entire criminal conspiracy on what they learned in those movies. The FBI must have been dying at how dumb they are.

  11. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 1:29 PM

    i could respect a guy who used the word “pussies”, but who the fuck says “nervous nellies”? seriously. he should go punch himself in the face.

  12. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 1:34 PM

    11=racist

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