• 25 Nov 2009 at 12:27 PM

Awww, Bill Griffeth Is Leaving CNBC (For A Year)

By Bess Levin

Picture 39.pngThis is actually kind of sad, because BG is one of the most watchable people on that network. Also, Michelle Caruso-Cabrera admitted that people keep CNBC on mute (“turn up the volume on those trading floors!”) and that she calls her father “daddy.” Anyway, we hope Bill enjoys the time off. And in between maxing and relaxing thinks about starting fake Maria Bartiromo and/or Mark Haines Twitter accounts. Don’t say no, just say maybe.

Comments (28)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2009 at 12:35 PM

    he should grow back his cheesy mustache
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqjQPh5JMQE

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2009 at 12:39 PM

    This is the prestigious position outside of Treasury we’ve been searching for.
    Did BG say what he’s doing? Starting a medical marijuana dispensary maybe?

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2009 at 12:52 PM

    chatter is that he is has CA

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2009 at 1:00 PM

    @5 I’d also like to know

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2009 at 1:02 PM

    CA=cankle ankles, or cock ass

  6. 6
    Posted by CoveredLong | November 25, 2009 at 1:05 PM

    @5/6 – “CA” = A canadian saying the third letter of the alphabet.

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2009 at 1:06 PM

    ca= cancer

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2009 at 1:15 PM

    Awww…why can’t Dennis Kneale and Cramer go to? (and not come back)

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2009 at 1:19 PM

    Prawwwn

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2009 at 1:38 PM

    Suddenly I find myself buying UIS again. (Thanks for the pic of the Druries! That helped make this sucky-I’m-in-the-office day suck less!)

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2009 at 1:44 PM

    @4…You were saying…
    http://www.cnbc.com/id/34134772/

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2009 at 1:53 PM

    BG is taking a year off?
    HOW COME NOBODY MENTIONED BILL GRIFFITH IS PREGNANT,HA?

  13. 13
    Posted by volatilitysmile | November 25, 2009 at 1:55 PM

    GE has parental benefits?

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2009 at 1:55 PM

    I’m soooooo sad!!! I like him a lot!
    I would rather see Jim Cramer taking 100 years off!

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2009 at 2:01 PM

    Class guy. Hate to see the adults leave.

  16. 16
    Posted by volatilitysmile | November 25, 2009 at 2:02 PM

    Ah cin git ovah theah in a jiffy.
    AD

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2009 at 2:14 PM

    Makes sense really. There’s no room for him now that CNBC has declared that the only folks who can be on camera are those that:
    1) have more breast mass than brain mass; or
    2) are completely insane; or, ideally,
    3) 1 & 2 together.

  18. 18
    Posted by e_anthony58 | November 25, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    Maria wishes she was as professional and respected as Bill G.
    And is it only me or seeing Michelle choke up on Power Lunch seem somewhat sexy?

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2009 at 2:35 PM

    @20 If I’m BG my hand goes up her sweater during the goodbye hug.

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    Those brists look iddly fimillya…
    ~A. Drury
    New South Wales
    Austrailiar

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2009 at 2:46 PM

    Those ticker symbols never get old…

  22. 22
    Posted by bdg | November 25, 2009 at 2:49 PM

    Please tell me that Sue is staying….please

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2009 at 2:50 PM

    He does resemble a griffith more than a griffeth.
    Courtney Regan is back from the Julia Boorstin school of cosmetology.

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2009 at 2:51 PM

    &No 20 …….Michelle is a truly beautiful person…..sexy…..you bet.

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2009 at 3:34 PM

    Erin looks sexier when sad.

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2009 at 4:19 PM

    Best wishes Bill. You have been a first class gentlemen. A real pleasure. And, now for the silver lining. Bill will be replaced by none other than Lloyd Blank B. In an abrupt reaction, Gasbag has resigned. It appears that Lloyd’s last Love Letter to Chazzy Gassy put him over the top. See below. Ouch.
    AHHHH, THE CHICKENS HAVE COME HOME TO ROOST (REV Wright) FOR GOSSIParino. TOO MUCH HYPE ON CNBC. TOO MANY BOGUS “BREAKING NEWS” STORIES THAT TURNED OUT TO BE LITTLE MORE THAN GOSSIP. TOO MUCH FALSE INTELLECT. TOO MAY DEE’S AND DOO’S. TOO MANY BOGUS REVIEWS BY FAMILY AND FRIENDS. TOO MANY CONTRIVED RELATIONSHIPS THAT WERE FABRICATED (unless you count crossing swords in the can). NO REAL KNOWLEDGE OF FINANCE OR ECONOMICS BY THE ACE FROM PACE. IN OTHER WORDS, TOO MUCH “GAS” IN THE GASBAG. IF YOU WANT “BEEF”, YOU’LL HAVE TO GO TO WENDYS. THIS GUY IS PURE BALONEY. THE RESULTS (per Amazon) AS THIS IS WRITTEN = GASBAG AT #160 AND FALLING LIKE AN ITALIAN HO. ARS = 23 AND HOLDING STEADY. ROFLMAO, YOU’RE A FRAUD GASBAG. YOU JUST GOT YOUR ASS KICKED (and will for the forseeable future) BY A 140 POUND WEAKLING. CAREFUL; BESS MAY JUST DUMP YOUR ASS FOR THAT BSD – ARS. AND, FOR THE RECORD, I HAVE NO AFFILIATION WITH HIM AND THINK THAT HE IS GAY! MAYBE YOUR BOOK SALES WOULD INCREASE IF YOU WOULD SIMPLY STFU!
    BEST REGARDS – LLOYD

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | November 25, 2009 at 5:02 PM

    That cleavage never gets old!

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | November 27, 2009 at 9:09 PM

    I hear BG cried the day Liz Claman split for Fox Business.

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