• 12 Nov 2009 at 4:53 PM

Baghdad Has A Trade Fair?

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Well, this is certainly not what the Bush administration and the companies that owned it had in mind. Who would have guessed that “American companies’ reputation here for overcharging and shoddy workmanship” would hurt our image even more than an invasion and occupation?


And unlike in previous years, this time it has nothing to do with Israel.
Turkey’s doing well, which is a plus, but so is Iran, which is kind of a minus. The United Arab Emirates is doing really well, having poured nearly 100 times as much into Iraq as investors in the U.S. But fear not: Iraqi contractor Al Jiburi Construction, which is building the billion-dollar sports complex that will host the Gulf Games in 2013, says, “We have a couple American companies as our subcontractors.”
Rebuilding Its Economy, Iraq Shuns U.S. Businesses [NYT]

Comments (28)

  1. Posted by guest | November 12, 2009 at 5:04 PM

    At least all those dead bastards will sleep peacefully, in their graves of freedom, sound in the knowledge that the USA spent a trillion dollars making them ‘free’.
    -Joker

  2. Posted by pfluger | November 12, 2009 at 5:04 PM

    Does the warranty cover any damages for explosives accidentally loaded into the trunk and then detonated?
    - Achmajimmidad

  3. Posted by guest | November 12, 2009 at 5:08 PM

    Hey, your brothers are doing well there, Borat Shazarmus. ;)

  4. Posted by Tax Chick | November 12, 2009 at 5:13 PM

    WTF? Why is my computer blasting the new Cadillac SRX commercial?!

  5. Posted by guest | November 12, 2009 at 5:14 PM

    i would totally bang the one on the left

  6. Posted by Legal Eagle | November 12, 2009 at 5:15 PM

    ROIs that suck — Nice.

  7. Posted by guest | November 12, 2009 at 5:15 PM

    Perfect headline. And I’d suggest if they’re buying Peugeots they may need to reevaluate their definition of shoddy workmanship . . .

  8. Posted by pfluger | November 12, 2009 at 5:16 PM

    @5:
    “Bang” in what sense? This is Iraq we’re talking about.

  9. Posted by CoveredLong | November 12, 2009 at 5:19 PM

    @8 – As in ‘destroy that’, ‘crush it’, ‘blow a load on’, ‘anihilate’…does that help clear things up?

  10. Posted by guest | November 12, 2009 at 5:28 PM

    Muslims are the new killing it.

  11. Posted by guest | November 12, 2009 at 5:29 PM

    @9:
    Oh, now I see. Thanks.

  12. Posted by Chazzy H. | November 12, 2009 at 5:31 PM

    Them dames is hot.
    As soon as I finish my clams casino I’m gonna send em an invite to watch the mother of wars I’m gonna start on my lats.
    -Chazzy Husseinarino

  13. Posted by Chazzy H. | November 12, 2009 at 5:37 PM

    Shock and awe ladies, shock and freak’in awe.
    -Chazzy Husseinarino

  14. Posted by guest | November 12, 2009 at 5:40 PM

    @12 and @13 FTW

  15. Posted by Anal_yst | November 12, 2009 at 5:44 PM

    @Tax Chick
    Its a vast improvement over the outgoing model, so I mean at least there’s that…

  16. Posted by guest | November 12, 2009 at 5:56 PM

    @9 my post my lines…dont be that guy.
    I mean put a bullet in her head @8.
    -5

  17. Posted by guest | November 12, 2009 at 5:59 PM

    Glass ‘em. Glass ‘em all.

  18. Posted by Tax Chick | November 12, 2009 at 6:00 PM

    @Anal – I’ll give you that. It was more the fact that I clicked into the threat and music started blasting. Usually I can sit here in silence without anyone being the wiser.

  19. Posted by guest | November 12, 2009 at 7:14 PM

    women are not property. take those head thingys off

  20. Posted by guest | November 12, 2009 at 7:30 PM

    @19 it’s called modesty.
    They should def leave the head thingys on.
    And the shoes.

  21. Posted by guest | November 12, 2009 at 7:37 PM

    No, Yes, Yes, No…

  22. Posted by guest | November 12, 2009 at 7:50 PM

    @19 = misogynist. examine your motives.

  23. Posted by guest | November 12, 2009 at 11:38 PM

    if modesty is a good thing, then the men should have to wear them too…but they are a bunch of sexist assholes who wipe their ass with their hands and behead people

  24. Posted by guest | November 13, 2009 at 12:34 AM

    Shazar:
    It turns out that while you’re a better writer than Greg, at least he wasn’t a condescending douchebag.
    Stick your politics in your ass.

  25. Posted by guest | November 13, 2009 at 6:46 AM

    @23 show us your tits.
    -20

  26. Posted by guest | November 13, 2009 at 7:18 AM

    Who are those broads?

  27. Posted by flaunt | November 13, 2009 at 10:38 AM

    @24 Agreed, this douche nozzle will soon be posting about “Dick Cheney and Karl Rove running the secret shadow government from the basement of Wal-Mart’s Bentonville HQ”.

  28. Posted by guest | November 13, 2009 at 11:13 AM

    Dick and Karl want to know why you leaked that info, @27.
    ~Jim Ed Posey
    Walmart
    Bentonville, AR

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