• 23 Nov 2009 at 10:30 AM

Beauty Queen!

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Danielle Chiesi who, as previously mentioned, was named Miss Southern Tier Teenager in 1981. Still waiting on some shots from her fishnet days.

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Comments (29)

  1. Posted by guest | November 23, 2009 at 10:38 AM

    JBRamsey?

  2. Posted by guest | November 23, 2009 at 10:39 AM

    Wideclops!

  3. Posted by guest | November 23, 2009 at 10:40 AM

    Any ‘bang’ comments will certainly be a double entendre.

  4. Posted by Anal_yst | November 23, 2009 at 10:41 AM

    goonies?!

  5. Posted by guest | November 23, 2009 at 10:43 AM

    OK, so who whacked her multiple times with the Ugly Stick????!!!!

  6. Posted by guest | November 23, 2009 at 10:44 AM

    I’d hit it.
    -child molester

  7. Posted by guest | November 23, 2009 at 10:46 AM

    1981 – Slim Pickings….

  8. Posted by guest | November 23, 2009 at 10:46 AM

    If there is grass on the field, mow it!
    C. Gizzle

  9. Posted by guest | November 23, 2009 at 10:48 AM

    @5 = flaming homo

  10. Posted by Tax Chick | November 23, 2009 at 10:51 AM

    It’s a matter of perspective. What was hot in 1981 is different than today. For instance: http://www.entermyworld.com/cat/articles/playboy/pbmay811x1.jpg

  11. Posted by guest | November 23, 2009 at 10:51 AM

    Shim

  12. Posted by guest | November 23, 2009 at 10:56 AM

    @TC except DC doesn’t look like that now she looks SO MUCH WORSE, and wouldn’t have passed for hot in 1981.

  13. Posted by guest | November 23, 2009 at 10:58 AM

    That girl looks like she could suck the hard, crunchy candy coating off of a Tootsie-pop.

  14. Posted by Tax Chick | November 23, 2009 at 11:10 AM

    @12 – My comment was in reference to people commenting she was not pretty in 1981. She was 15 and what went for hot was different back then. No one is denying that today she is so ugly that while on the beach sitting in the sand, cats start to bury her.

  15. Posted by Anal_yst | November 23, 2009 at 11:11 AM

    @TC is that link SFW?

  16. Posted by guest | November 23, 2009 at 11:19 AM

    I’ve blown loads on worse.
    -CG

  17. Posted by Tax Chick | November 23, 2009 at 11:26 AM

    @Anal – totally safe. My employer doesn’t let me go to the naughty sites.

  18. Posted by guest | November 23, 2009 at 11:27 AM

    If she was queen of the tier I’d hate to see what the mezz tranche looked like.

  19. Posted by Tax Chick | November 23, 2009 at 11:33 AM

    @18 – I like the way you think. But note, they didn’t say which tier. Perhaps this is the residual interest that can’t be sold, they have to pay someone to take it off their hands.

  20. Posted by NakedShort | November 23, 2009 at 11:36 AM

    You can trade, you can tip, having the time of your life
    See that girl, her stock selection so keen, dig in the insider trading queen

  21. Posted by Tax Chick | November 23, 2009 at 11:45 AM

    You’re a teaser, you turn ‘em on
    Leave them burning and then you’re gone
    Looking out for another, anyone will do
    You’re in the mood for a tip
    And when you get the snip…

  22. Posted by Anal_yst | November 23, 2009 at 11:55 AM

    @TC
    That girl is hot for any year, Chiesi on the other hand, hot never.

  23. Posted by Tax Chick | November 23, 2009 at 12:34 PM

    @Anal – I think if you put PB May 1981 next to just about any PB 2009 issue and people will find the 2009 cover hotter. That was my point. Context… just giving context.

  24. Posted by guest | November 23, 2009 at 12:40 PM

    She looks really chiesi.

  25. Posted by guest | November 23, 2009 at 12:50 PM

    Are those faux bangs or what? you’ve gotta be kidding me. what is up with the forehead?

  26. Posted by guest | November 23, 2009 at 3:25 PM

    somewhere, right now, Bill Clinton’s got wood and a wide grin…

  27. Posted by MiddleOfficeLoser | November 23, 2009 at 3:27 PM

    @Anal – it’s a Playboy cover. ‘Safe’ I suppose, but I would still be midly embarrassed if my boss walked up behind me when I was looking at it.
    @TC – I actually prefer PB from the 60s & 70s (and some mid 90s) to now. Not that I don’t like plastic-looking chicks, but I find current PB a little too airbrushed…

  28. Posted by Tax Chick | November 23, 2009 at 3:49 PM

    @MOL – fair comment… today’s PB women are probably less representative of women in general than the women in PB from the 60s & 70s.

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