• 20 Nov 2009 at 4:15 PM

Break Yourself Off A Piece Of Pre-Thanksgiving Shia LaBeouf

By Bess Levin

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So I was getting a haircut after lunch today (York Barbershop, 71st and Lex), and Oliver Stone & co. walked in to inspect the place. According to my barber, they’re shooting MNS there, presumably all day, on Tuesday and Wednesday of next week. However, I overheard murmurs that it might be too cramped, in which case the Waldorf barbershop would be a contender. No word on how this affects Shia’s helmet hair.

Comments (16)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2009 at 4:17 PM

    Shouldn’t he be studying for his CFA? Or did he pass part I already?

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2009 at 4:20 PM

    Chuck Norris holds both a CFA and an MBA.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2009 at 4:24 PM

    @1 I don’t need to study for that shit. I’ve got Bloomberg on speed dial, remember?

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2009 at 4:26 PM

    @2 Chuck Norris’s excel models don’t conform to reality; Reality conforms to Chuck Norris’s excel models

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2009 at 4:31 PM

    gayest pic of all time

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2009 at 4:31 PM

    break me offa piece of that!
    -ping j

  7. 7
    Posted by flaunt | November 20, 2009 at 4:32 PM

    I’d totally throw meat up in that.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2009 at 4:34 PM

    @4, brilliant.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2009 at 4:35 PM

    @8 it was mildly amusing at best.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2009 at 4:45 PM

    @8/9 I was amused.
    Excel! Ha!
    - another former Lehman Quant

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2009 at 4:46 PM

    @6 You’re comments are highly offensive. Examine your motives

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2009 at 4:54 PM

    What does a haircut have to do with finance?

  13. 13
    Posted by Anal_yst | November 20, 2009 at 4:56 PM

    Ever been to John Allens, Trumans, etc? Come on down, have a drink, make some small talk, oogle some hot tail, its a grand ol’ time really.

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2009 at 4:59 PM

    12=AIG quant.

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2009 at 5:04 PM

    @12 – come on, a good haircut can improve your book by at least 10% annually, 12% if you get it from Astor Place Hair Stylists…

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | November 21, 2009 at 5:05 PM

    come on …he is going for a bikini wax …

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