The British Treasury is pouring another £39.2 billion into the country’s two largest banks. And even though it may saddle the U.K. itself with another £13 billion in debt, Prime Minister Gordon Brown—in an electorally-suicidal game of three-card bailout monte—calls the deal with RBS and Lloyds Banking Group a boon for the taxpayer.
“At the end of the day, banks will be paying more to the British public, not the other way round,” Brown assured a country itching to toss him out of office at the first opportunity, one they’ll get by June.
According to Brown, the new bailout will reduce the Treasury’s risk exposure by as much as £300 billion and wean RBS and Lloyds from their newfound dependency on taxpayer pounds. It will certainly be interesting to hear him mumbling, stumbling and stuttering that on the campaign trail.
So what exactly does the British taxpayer get for its new commitment? Well, another big chunk of RBS, for one, raising their stake in the hot property to 84.4%. RBS, however, is now responsible for its first £60 billion in losses, up from £42 billion, and sees its Treasury-insured assets drop by £43 billion. What exactly that means for the all-but-nationalized bank, I’m not sure. But RBS gets its paws back on £11 billion in tax allowances it forfeited the first time it took Gordon’s billions.
As for Lloyds, the taxpayer gets to keep his stake at 43%, as the £5.7 billion cheque is part of a rights offering.
“This will significantly reduce the cost and the exposure to the taxpayer,” Alistair Darling, the British Chancellor of the Exchequer, told Parliament. “Lloyds will begin its transition from state support to private finance” by getting out from under the Treasury insurance plan for £260 billion of its assets.
Both banks have also agreed not to pay cash bonuses to anyone making more than £39,000. But they haven’t agreed to hold the line on salary increases, so do the math. Oh yea, and RBS can’t be ranked any higher than fifth in Bloomberg’s debt league tables. That’ll keep’em on the straight and narrow.
AT A GLANCE: Lloyds, RBS Finalize Bailout Deals [WSJ]
RBS, Lloyds Bonus Caps May Prompt Pay Retaliation [Bloomberg]
RBS Restricted to No. 5 League-Table Slot Under Capital Raising [Bloomberg]







Posted by guest , Nov 03, 2009 1:05PM
Shaznaz, I am going to offer you a bottle of ice cold Coca-Cola to quench your thirst, though in actuality it will be filled with luke warm RC Cola.
-Jeff Macke
Posted by guest , Nov 03, 2009 1:07PM
Which country goes fascist first? US or UK?
Posted by CoveredLong , Nov 03, 2009 1:08PM
Jon,
I'm going to enroll you for subscriptions to Sports Illustrated, Disney Princess, OK!, and Vogue, however I will purposefuly transfer the 'H' from your last name to your first name...making you John Sazar.
-Greg Michaels
Posted by guest , Nov 03, 2009 1:11PM
Greg
I'm going to use a white paint marker to make your wingtips look like saddle shoes, and then cover up the white with a thin coat of black polish.
Not Jeff Macke but a fan of his work
Posted by guest , Nov 03, 2009 1:15PM
gregpost
Posted by guest , Nov 03, 2009 1:19PM
Greg here. What terrible writing this is! First sentence rewrite:
"The British Treasury in a pouring competition to see how liquified the least small of the country's two banks that are largest has made them receive another £39.2 billion into them."
Posted by guest , Nov 03, 2009 1:24PM
Too cheeky - didn't shamwow
Posted by guest , Nov 03, 2009 1:30PM
SHAZANUS!
Posted by guest , Nov 03, 2009 1:32PM
Nice pic though. Anyone else picturing Ken Lewis with that pose early in the morning?
Posted by guest , Nov 03, 2009 1:41PM
@6, you wouldn't havee gone more along the lines of,
(Image: stock photo of Gordon Brown beind fence with a FSBO sign)
You'd think by now that RBS and Lloyds Banking Group would have had enough government cheese from the British braintrust. After all, RBS is already a 70% taxpayer owned banking institution with liabilities exceeding the entire economic output of a once proud country like Iceland. The treasury's ready-shoot-fire approach to handing out the pounds to any bank that asks for it has proven to be somewhat of a let down so far in this downturn phase of the global economic cycle. So guess who is talking about putting another £39.2 billion into the same failed policies of the past in the hope that this time things will be different?
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(blockquote, etc.)
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Time to get the taxpayer checkbook out.
Posted by guest , Nov 03, 2009 1:58PM
I miss Greg. *sniff*
Posted by Anal_yst , Nov 03, 2009 2:09PM
@6 Nice
@ 10
That'd be much more Greg-esque if you combined the last 2 sentences into one. Remember, at least 50 words per, that's the goal.
@Jon
Early indications have you at > Greg, please for the love of all that is good and holy do not fail us!
Posted by guest , Nov 03, 2009 2:35PM
Jon
You douche bag
Greg's mom
Posted by guest , Nov 03, 2009 4:36PM
@10 HAHA that is amazing. seriously, bravo.
@6 nice as well