• 02 Nov 2009 at 12:42 PM

Caption Contest Monday

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Dr. Doom and the man responsible for Wall Street 2, Oliver Stone, celebrate something, the day after Halloween. [Gawker]


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Comments (77)

  1. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 12:45 PM

    looks like edgar bergen and charlie mac. seriously, is ollie wearing his own death mask?

  2. Posted by merkin capital partners | November 2, 2009 at 12:46 PM

    Us Weekly (don’t judge) has a snippet of the script which describes a scene where Shia, upon receiving 2 prostitutes, ends up giving them investment tips.
    This has to be real.

  3. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 12:47 PM

    that (OS) is the drunkest face I’ve ever seen on a person. ever.

  4. Posted by Meatbone9 | November 2, 2009 at 12:50 PM

    The tags are genius.

  5. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 12:51 PM

    those are the best they could do? really?

  6. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 12:52 PM

    is that a tranny next to stone?

  7. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 12:53 PM

    “Nouriel, tell me again how you shorted the SPX last year and then scared the shit out of everyone.”
    OS

  8. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 12:53 PM

    Dr. Doom gently embraces the guy who played Corky on Life Goes On.

  9. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 12:54 PM

    and why wasn’t I invited to this thing?
    -MW

  10. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 12:55 PM

    Oliver Stone is a shitheel.

  11. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 12:56 PM

    When I ordered these whores I didn’t expect them to throw in a douche bag with them

  12. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 12:56 PM

    “If Shia is half as good as you say I’ll pay double”
    NR

  13. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 12:57 PM

    t/f: roubini has wood in the second pic.

  14. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 12:58 PM

    them?

  15. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 1:00 PM

    When word got out that Friday was Greg’s last day at Dealbreaker, parties spontaneously broke out across the entire tri state area.

  16. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 1:01 PM

    @13 so, so true.
    -The Doctor

  17. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 1:02 PM

    which one do you think they eiffel towered?

  18. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 1:04 PM

    yes, yes, no, no, no, no.

  19. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 1:04 PM

    @15 what happened to Greggy? Did he finally break?

  20. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 1:05 PM

    that’s what I call a V-shaped recovery!

  21. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 1:07 PM

    not impressed with his taste in chicks.
    -soros

  22. Posted by CoveredLong | November 2, 2009 at 1:08 PM

    1st pic:
    “Big O…where’d you get the Guy Fox mask? Great costume man!”
    -NR

  23. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 1:08 PM

    Sweaty vaginas

  24. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 1:09 PM

    does the blond asian have her hand in stone’s crotch? (a serious question.)

  25. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 1:10 PM

    @24 yes.
    – Oliver’s Stones

  26. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 1:10 PM

    No No Yes Yes No NO.
    Barney Frank

  27. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 1:13 PM

    Caption:
    Weekend at Ollie’s

  28. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 1:14 PM

    CL: Guy Fawkes, you shitheel.

  29. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 1:15 PM

    Oliver Stone as the namesake guest of honor at Roubini’s “Weekend at Bernie’s” tribute party.

  30. Posted by DJ LIBOR | November 2, 2009 at 1:15 PM

    It moved…

  31. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 1:18 PM

    The situation has fluids.

  32. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 1:22 PM

    Top picture: do you know why OS is smiling? Nouriel’s left hand.

  33. Posted by CoveredLong | November 2, 2009 at 1:22 PM

    @28 – Would you believe me if I told you it was an intentional error used to portray my thoughts on NR’s intelligence….because if so then that’s what I was doing.

  34. Posted by Jim Chanos | November 2, 2009 at 1:23 PM

    Is there some way I can short these guys?

  35. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 1:26 PM

    Do my eyes deceive me of is Oliver getting his Johnson squeezed in the top pic??

  36. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 1:27 PM

    @29, see @27, cheating SOB

  37. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 1:27 PM

    CL @33, I would. And I meant Shitheel in the nicest possible way.

  38. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 1:29 PM

    “Let me show you how a Black Swan counts his change…”

  39. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 1:29 PM

    21: Seen the skanks Soros calls his “gf”? But of course a sympathizer would look to trash….

  40. Posted by Investorcluzo | November 2, 2009 at 1:30 PM

    these guys must be high, there are 1.5 *attractive* women in that room and they are smiling like they just won the lottery…
    partying with trannies is the killing it.

  41. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 1:30 PM

    Natural Born Chillahs

  42. Posted by NakedShort | November 2, 2009 at 1:30 PM

    Oh baby
    I dedicate this to all the pretty economists
    All the pretty economists, in the world
    And the ugly economists too
    Cause to me your pretty anyways baby
    You give me your economic forcast number, I call you up
    You act like your pussy don’t interrupt
    I don’t have no trouble wit your recovery forcast being a “V”
    But I have a little problem wit you not fucking me
    Baby you know I’m gonna take care of you
    Cause you say you got the Fed exit strategy, and I know it ain’t true
    Is it a good thing? no its bad bitch
    For good or worse, makes you switch
    So I walk on over with my forcast on Excel
    Bitches, niggas put away your pistols
    Roubini wont be having it in this house
    Cause bitch I’ll cripple your style
    Now that you heard that currency debasement is our only choice
    You couldn’t get another ‘conimist, ya hoochie wont get moist
    If you wanna look good and not be bummy, girl you better give me that quickly depreciating money
    Hey, Roubi, baby I got your money
    Don’t your worry, I said hey.
    Roubi I got your money

  43. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 1:32 PM

    He looks soo tungry in that picture.

  44. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 1:35 PM

    Me love you long time.

  45. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 1:35 PM

    Me love you long time.

  46. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 1:38 PM

    @44-@45
    Boom, boom, long time.

  47. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 1:38 PM

    American economist: Milton Friedman
    Euro trash economist: N Roubini

  48. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 1:40 PM

    is roob’s shirt see-through?

  49. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 1:50 PM

    99% of bankers dont bang chix this hot.
    Dont deny it white bread

  50. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 1:53 PM

    Drinking from plastic cups with underage asian girls is the new killin it. Must be a real classy club. Dbags.

  51. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 1:56 PM

    What the hell is Dr. Doom doing in this piece of crap movie?

  52. Posted by mktmkr | November 2, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    Nice shirt Roubini. Would look great at the Roxbury.

  53. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 2:25 PM

    Top pic: I just noticed that Stone is the dividing line between caucasians and all other races in the photo – even including the two girls embracing just above his head. Accident? I think not.

  54. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 2:26 PM

    Oliver Stone is never more than 10 yards away from a young Asian woman. He has a huge case of yellow fever. I was in a bar on bowery a few years back, and he had 5 young (maybe 21) vietnamese and Korean girls at his table. They were hot. And he was paying.

  55. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 2:29 PM

    @54 – so he is doing ir right? Right?

  56. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 2:32 PM

    I have no problem with yellow fever. All I care about is that they boom boom, long time.

  57. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 2:38 PM

    Young Asian women make Caruso and Cabrera shake with laughter

  58. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 2:51 PM

    All the blonds in that picture are stage two trannies. In Soviet America Blond Hair Dyes you.

  59. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 3:04 PM

    Looks like a mixer for OverseasBrides.com

  60. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 3:28 PM

    “GI Joe got nylon?”

  61. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 3:30 PM

    Hey, baby. You got girlfriend Vietnam?

  62. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 3:34 PM

    @61
    Papillon Soo Soo is so proud right now.

  63. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 3:45 PM

    NR: I see you are long the BRIC’s Ollie? Can I join your party?
    OS: Seriously fruitcake…get the fuck away from me. The fag boy is in his trailer.

  64. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 3:51 PM

    yes yes no no yes yes
    excluding Roubini and Stone and including women above them:
    yes yes yes yes yes yes

  65. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 3:53 PM

    Looking at the top pic I have calculated that the max occupancy rate of the room should be +/- approx 85 with a 2% error factor.
    ~Former AIG Quant on Monster.com Who Respects Powerful, Employed Traders

  66. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 3:56 PM

    @65
    “2% error factor” does not make any sense. Sorry.

  67. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 4:23 PM

    Weekend at Ollie’s

  68. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 4:30 PM

    pic2: Bromancing the Stone

  69. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 5:07 PM

    Where’s LeBouef?

  70. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 5:09 PM

    First of all, It was a house party, not some random club. And out of all the 100 pictures that were taken that night, they posted up the worst ones.

  71. Posted by cnote | November 2, 2009 at 5:11 PM

    The smartest things Roubini ever had to say he said 9 months ago. Ever since he’s just riding the publicity train to tuna town as often as he can before his 15 minutes are up. He probably laughs that anybody thinks his stupid asset bubble comments merit as much attention as they got last week. Good for him though. Carpe Diem.

  72. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 5:50 PM

    @18 HAHAHAHAHA. Creepy audible laughter on the desk…

  73. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 7:44 PM

    - I’ve never seen this many [soon to be] dead hookers in my life.
    - Lord knows I have.

  74. Posted by guest | November 3, 2009 at 4:43 AM

    @58 ..Back end IT analyst, go back to the server room.

  75. Posted by guest | November 3, 2009 at 11:31 AM

    that’s what i love about these college girls, i keep getting older, but they stay the same age…

  76. Posted by TGFBV | November 3, 2009 at 4:46 PM

    I’d have more respect for them if they were chanting:
    TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
    Not a chance. Dbags.
    Chicks are alright for drunken sorority sisters, IMHO.

  77. Posted by guest | November 6, 2009 at 7:35 PM

    Bloomberg’s love affair with Roubini really needs to end. The guy was what, six months late in calling the rally?
    Every Bloomberg story that names him contains the phrase, “Roubini, who predicted the financial crisis,…”
    It should end with, “…but couldn’t see past his own ego to predict the march lows and upcoming market rally,….”

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