Charlie Gasparino called Lloyd Blankfein a “twerp with half a nut” the other night and if you thought that was just CG being affectionate, you thought wrong. Chaz is sick of “this guy.” He’s sick of his charitable contributions, he’s sick of him running his mouth, he’s sick of the look on his face. It used to be the when Wall Street execs got under his skin Charlie would simply stick them in the trunk of a Buick, case closed, no questions asked. But because he has a book to promote, CG no longer has time for that kind of thing and so he’s come up with an alternative.
I put his mea culpa and this charity thing in the same category…For all these reasons I am recommending two things: Mr. Oracle should use his considerable clout to release taxpayers from their Goldman Sachs subsidy and make the firm a hedge fund or something different than a government protected “bank.” Second, I think it’s about time for Lloyd Blankfein to step down and resign as CEO of Goldman, and really start doing God’s work by sparing the rest of us the stupidity of listening to his excuses.
John Mack, you and your cannoli are still good in Chaz’s book.
I think Chaz should starting doing God’s work and pay that tranny in the meatpacking the sawbuck he owes it.
officially lost it
oh no he di’int!!!
LMAO@#1!
LMAO@#1!
Lloyd Blankfein. The next CEO out the door?
All other CEOs should take this ugly situation to heart – return the Chaz’ calls, immediately!, and say nice things about him and his reporting, which is above reproach in all instances.
You don’t wanna wind up in the trunk of Gasparino’s car.
@6 are you serious?
CG in Dallas tonight. I am willing to buy his book only to attempt an absurd inscription. Ideas?
@9 ask him to sign your tits.
@9 “I fucked your brother. Love Chazza”
I had a vaguely racist comment to make, but I stopped to examine my motives.
First, get Chaz comfortable and relaxed. Stain your shirt and tie with some marinara sauce. Maybe stick some oregano in your teeth, and eat a bunch of garlic.
Then, stroke his ego. Tell him that with his massive build, he’d make it big in Texas. Ask for his autograph, and hang on his every word.
Offer to buy him drinks and dinner, and talk hi-finance with him. Tell him how much Goldman sucks. If he takes the bait, feed him a bunch of bullshit at dinner and see if he reports it on CNBC the next day.
fucking nutbag.
@9
ask him if he ‘likes this gig’, then have him sign it Charles Gasparino, The Top Cop, Chief of Police.
Just ask him a question. Any question will do, he’s gotta story (and another) for it.
@9 ask him how my dick taste.
-LB
“If he takes the bait, feed him a bunch of bullshit at dinner and see if he reports it on CNBC the next day. ”
can people PLEASE start doing this?
“when Jabroni Ponies go off the reservation,”
yes.
@9 ask him what it’s like tossing maria bartiromo’s salad.
@9 ask him what it’s like being a monumental asshole?
-larry fink
lloyd blankfein sleeps with da fishes.
Ask him how he felt when my market cap is higher than Italy’s
-LB
@9 ask him what it’s like to watch a man die while drinking muscle milk
@15 What about “it’s fun to do bad things” –CG
Why is it that Goldman seems to think women focused charities are the most important? I dunno it just strikes me that Goldman has no real direction on how to give.
And it seems all their giving is guilt driven.
@26 why not give to women? why isn’t anyone in need worthy of the dollas?
Being that it is Texas, ask him if he’d like to don a pair of chaps and play roughneck.
Assisting 10,000 companies with 2.5% of your annual bonus pool is the new rubbin’ it in.
“this charity thing”
what a cunning linguist
@29 why didin’t they just add it to comp and have their peeps spend it on cars, houses, and, of course, women. Wouldn’t this be about the same thing?
Take Charles bull riding at a rodeo. Strap him on the bull, and then stick it with a 10,000 volt cattle prod. Bribe the clown to be AWOL when Chaz falls off.
Make sure to videotape it and send it to Bess.
Anyone have the latest CDS on CG?
@25
then ask him if he’d like to smoke with cigarette.
Did Gasparino become one of the few authors to have written more books than he has read?
@9 (MCP),
Wait a second, Chaz is in Dallas tonight? Where? How did I miss this?
I gotta go see this guy in person!
-Dobber
@26 That implies LB/GS is capable of feeling the human emotion of guilt. Better to say its all PR driven.
“Chazzy does Dallas.”
@12 you did the right thing. good for you.
@18 start?
@39 = moralist. examine your motives
If CG is in Dallas, I hope the ‘hotel receipt guy’ is on the job.
examine your motives guy = buzz killington
@42 I hope the reverse peephole cam guy is too.
@20 Scungilli, what else?
cg
@41 I prefer to think of myself as an elitist but I wouldn’t expect someone like you to grasp the difference.
Just another selfprmoting moron fron CNBC—biggest whorehouse in the world.
If there’s one thing Jews are good at, it’s appeasing their Jew guilt.
-Racist Redneck who’s never wrong.
@9- Tell me how my ass tastes.
ARS
@24: priceless
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