charliegasparino2.jpgCharlie Gasparino called Lloyd Blankfein a “twerp with half a nut” the other night and if you thought that was just CG being affectionate, you thought wrong. Chaz is sick of “this guy.” He’s sick of his charitable contributions, he’s sick of him running his mouth, he’s sick of the look on his face. It used to be the when Wall Street execs got under his skin Charlie would simply stick them in the trunk of a Buick, case closed, no questions asked. But because he has a book to promote, CG no longer has time for that kind of thing and so he’s come up with an alternative.

I put his mea culpa and this charity thing in the same category…For all these reasons I am recommending two things: Mr. Oracle should use his considerable clout to release taxpayers from their Goldman Sachs subsidy and make the firm a hedge fund or something different than a government protected “bank.” Second, I think it’s about time for Lloyd Blankfein to step down and resign as CEO of Goldman, and really start doing God’s work by sparing the rest of us the stupidity of listening to his excuses.

John Mack, you and your cannoli are still good in Chaz’s book.

Comments (51)

  1. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 3:38 PM

    I think Chaz should starting doing God’s work and pay that tranny in the meatpacking the sawbuck he owes it.

  2. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 3:39 PM

    officially lost it

  3. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 3:39 PM

    oh no he di’int!!!

  4. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 3:39 PM

    LMAO@#1!

  5. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 3:42 PM

    LMAO@#1!

  6. Posted by Warren | November 18, 2009 at 3:43 PM

    Lloyd Blankfein. The next CEO out the door?

  7. Posted by pfluger | November 18, 2009 at 3:44 PM

    All other CEOs should take this ugly situation to heart – return the Chaz’ calls, immediately!, and say nice things about him and his reporting, which is above reproach in all instances.
    You don’t wanna wind up in the trunk of Gasparino’s car.

  8. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 3:44 PM

    @6 are you serious?

  9. Posted by merkin capital partners | November 18, 2009 at 3:44 PM

    CG in Dallas tonight. I am willing to buy his book only to attempt an absurd inscription. Ideas?

  10. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 3:46 PM

    @9 ask him to sign your tits.

  11. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 3:46 PM

    @9 “I fucked your brother. Love Chazza”

  12. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 3:48 PM

    I had a vaguely racist comment to make, but I stopped to examine my motives.

  13. Posted by pfluger | November 18, 2009 at 3:51 PM

    First, get Chaz comfortable and relaxed. Stain your shirt and tie with some marinara sauce. Maybe stick some oregano in your teeth, and eat a bunch of garlic.
    Then, stroke his ego. Tell him that with his massive build, he’d make it big in Texas. Ask for his autograph, and hang on his every word.
    Offer to buy him drinks and dinner, and talk hi-finance with him. Tell him how much Goldman sucks. If he takes the bait, feed him a bunch of bullshit at dinner and see if he reports it on CNBC the next day.

  14. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 3:54 PM

    fucking nutbag.

  15. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 3:55 PM

    @9
    ask him if he ‘likes this gig’, then have him sign it Charles Gasparino, The Top Cop, Chief of Police.

  16. Posted by Anal_yst | November 18, 2009 at 3:56 PM

    Just ask him a question. Any question will do, he’s gotta story (and another) for it.

  17. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 3:57 PM

    @9 ask him how my dick taste.
    -LB

  18. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 4:01 PM

    “If he takes the bait, feed him a bunch of bullshit at dinner and see if he reports it on CNBC the next day. ”
    can people PLEASE start doing this?

  19. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 4:03 PM

    “when Jabroni Ponies go off the reservation,”
    yes.

  20. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 4:08 PM

    @9 ask him what it’s like tossing maria bartiromo’s salad.

  21. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 4:09 PM

    @9 ask him what it’s like being a monumental asshole?
    -larry fink

  22. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 4:10 PM

    lloyd blankfein sleeps with da fishes.

  23. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 4:10 PM

    Ask him how he felt when my market cap is higher than Italy’s
    -LB

  24. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 4:12 PM

    @9 ask him what it’s like to watch a man die while drinking muscle milk

  25. Posted by merkin capital partners | November 18, 2009 at 4:12 PM

    @15 What about “it’s fun to do bad things” –CG

  26. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 4:12 PM

    Why is it that Goldman seems to think women focused charities are the most important? I dunno it just strikes me that Goldman has no real direction on how to give.
    And it seems all their giving is guilt driven.

  27. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 4:13 PM

    @26 why not give to women? why isn’t anyone in need worthy of the dollas?

  28. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 4:16 PM

    Being that it is Texas, ask him if he’d like to don a pair of chaps and play roughneck.

  29. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 4:18 PM

    Assisting 10,000 companies with 2.5% of your annual bonus pool is the new rubbin’ it in.

  30. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 4:20 PM

    “this charity thing”
    what a cunning linguist

  31. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 4:27 PM

    @29 why didin’t they just add it to comp and have their peeps spend it on cars, houses, and, of course, women. Wouldn’t this be about the same thing?

  32. Posted by pfluger | November 18, 2009 at 4:29 PM

    Take Charles bull riding at a rodeo. Strap him on the bull, and then stick it with a 10,000 volt cattle prod. Bribe the clown to be AWOL when Chaz falls off.
    Make sure to videotape it and send it to Bess.

  33. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 4:31 PM

    Anyone have the latest CDS on CG?

  34. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 4:32 PM

    @25
    then ask him if he’d like to smoke with cigarette.

  35. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 4:32 PM

    Did Gasparino become one of the few authors to have written more books than he has read?

  36. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 4:34 PM

    @9 (MCP),
    Wait a second, Chaz is in Dallas tonight? Where? How did I miss this?
    I gotta go see this guy in person!
    -Dobber

  37. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 4:38 PM

    @26 That implies LB/GS is capable of feeling the human emotion of guilt. Better to say its all PR driven.

  38. Posted by pfluger | November 18, 2009 at 4:39 PM

    “Chazzy does Dallas.”

  39. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 4:39 PM

    @12 you did the right thing. good for you.

  40. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 4:40 PM

    @18 start?

  41. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 4:40 PM

    @39 = moralist. examine your motives

  42. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 4:46 PM

    If CG is in Dallas, I hope the ‘hotel receipt guy’ is on the job.

  43. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 4:59 PM

    examine your motives guy = buzz killington

  44. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 5:00 PM

    @42 I hope the reverse peephole cam guy is too.

  45. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 5:02 PM

    @20 Scungilli, what else?
    cg

  46. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 5:10 PM

    @41 I prefer to think of myself as an elitist but I wouldn’t expect someone like you to grasp the difference.

  47. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 6:45 PM

    Just another selfprmoting moron fron CNBC—biggest whorehouse in the world.

  48. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 6:58 PM

    If there’s one thing Jews are good at, it’s appeasing their Jew guilt.
    -Racist Redneck who’s never wrong.

  49. Posted by Joe Mac | November 18, 2009 at 10:03 PM

    @9- Tell me how my ass tastes.
    ARS

  50. Posted by guest | November 18, 2009 at 11:11 PM

    @24: priceless

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