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Per a firm-wide email from John Donnelly (global head of HR): “Last year…We put a salary freeze in place for all employees earning above $60,000…We now plan to lift that salary freeze globally as part of our year end performance and compensation review process, with raises effective early next year.” (And 401k matching is back.)
Earlier: Jamie Dimon: Heady Days Are Here Again, Come Get Some Money

It’s good to be on the winning team!
@1 I hate you.
-uncle vik
it feels especially nice to win with somebody elses money
3 = ken lewis
you know what they say about guys with big wallets.
they get laid alot?
small penis?
@6 and @7 are both right!!!!
@8 I’ll take large wallets for $1, Alex.
If we did not have our elected whores -> We would effect a 99.5% income tax on that money. As this was a systemic crisis like the banksters say- it should require WW2 like sacrifice.
If we did not have our elected whores -> We would effect a 99.5% income tax on that money. As this was a systemic crisis like the banksters say- it should require WW2 like sacrifice.
@10 & 11 (nice 2x post, dumbass) -
The nonsensical, uninformed, populist rantings board is
Is Kevin Federline really Jamie Dimon? To wit:
Yo, who got it better than me?
Dimon on the block, rollin’ VIP
Sick whip, thick rims, phat rocks, I got ‘em
Shinin’ like a superstar from top to bottom
You need a sugar daddy? I’m the mack
And if you need a dolla, holla, ‘cos I got a whole stack
What???? What???? What?????
@10/11 = geithner
All da jews took er money!
How did he get George Costanza’s wallet?!
@15 Dimon is kosher?
Who exactly makes less than 60k?