Dear Team Loeb

Please find the following estimate of the net returns of funds managed by Third Point LLC for the month of October and for the year 2009.

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1
Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 10:36 AM
“As you can see, all of us are reasonably satisfied with our first three quarters and are pretty much phoning it in at this point.”
2
Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 10:39 AM
@1 = ken griffin, crowing about being up 50 percent. no one’s forgotten about last year, Chunks.
3
Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 10:42 AM
@1 mr. pink was celebrating halloween this month, okay?
4
Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 10:44 AM
at least he hasn’t gained 50 lbs like someone in chicago…
5
Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 10:45 AM
I’m hungry.
6
Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 10:48 AM
@5no one gives a fuck. we’re talking about me.
-DL
7
Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 10:48 AM
dan loeb = hot
8
Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 10:50 AM
@7 seconded.
-ping j
9
Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 10:51 AM
“dan loeb = hot”
agreed.
-Bess
10
Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 10:54 AM
9 is an imposter but I’m still thinking Bess would (has?) hit it.
11
Posted by mrpink | November 2, 2009 at 10:58 AM
@3 – I took off the mask just for you.
@4 – Gained 20, to be exact =)
-mrp
12
Posted by Dane Cook | November 2, 2009 at 11:13 AM
There’s only one October!

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