October performance for Tudor’s Tensor Fund (does not spell fried chicken):
October 2009: (4.32%)
YTD: 0.98%
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Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 9:53AM
nobody does the black box like I do.
-Jim S.
Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 9:56AM
despicable.
-the colonel
Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 9:58AM
Bess,
You could write anything and it would still make me hornier than a Zamboni unicorn.
SC
Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 9:58AM
not being up 20% like everyone else is the new killing it.
Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 9:59AM
@3 what is a zamboni unicorn?
Posted by NakedShort , Nov 06, 2009 10:05AM
@5 bend over and I'll show you
Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 10:06AM
+.98% YTD? so basically investors have given him cash so he can put it all in a checking account. well i guess that lets him sleep at night rather than having to put his magic sneakers on at 2am to trade europe....
Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 10:08AM
@7 tell us more about these magic sneakers.
Posted by Joe Mac , Nov 06, 2009 10:17AM
Dammit Bess, where did you and Gassy go last night? After the foreplay clip on Fastmoney, I couldn't find him.
Merissa Ree
Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 10:22AM
Baby Ruth?
Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 10:36AM
Asian-led ponzi scheme breaks on Bloomberg in 5...4...3..
Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 10:37AM
mmm. click to enlarge.
Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 10:40AM
@11 we're talking about me and my chickens. STFU.
-PTJ
Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 11:00AM
Bess and Charlie = Nick and Nora. And yes Bess is Nick and Charlie is Nora.
Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 11:05AM
@14 dumbest comment on db today (and also: you saw nick and nora? tool).
-ptj
Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 11:13AM
@8 i got them at a charity auction. they're bruce willis's. the man's a stud.
Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 11:19AM
tensor is a tiny fund, not managed by jones
the main one, tudor bvi, is up like 15% this year
Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 11:37AM
@17 um, who cares that it isn't actively managed by jones? it's managed by own of his employees, and owned by him/tudor investment corp. also, it's not tiny, it's around a billion.
Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 11:40AM
@17 do you think that firm's founders are the portfolio manager on every single fund?
Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 11:47AM
@18 a billion is indeed tiny, maybe not for you though
@19 no
Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 11:55AM
@20 it would be tiny if it were the AUM of the entire firm. we're talking about one of their individual funds. grow a brain cell.
Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 11:55AM
@19 I do, got a problem?
- second place at 2007 Strategas boxing event
Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 12:09PM
paul tudor BONES!!
eat it jackoff!
Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 12:22PM
Holy Crap! I beat Jones at his own game.....Thank You Well's Fargo Moneymarket fund!!!!
Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 1:23PM
@24 HAHAHAHAHA
Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 4:40PM
How about I just shove a drumstick up all of your asses?
PTJ
Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 5:07PM
@26 You don't have the money to buy a drumstick, dickweed!!!
Thanks for playing this quarter!!!!