Dear Team Tudor

Posted by Bess Levin, Nov 06, 2009, 9:49am

October performance for Tudor’s Tensor Fund (does not spell fried chicken):

October 2009: (4.32%)

YTD: 0.98%

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Tags: black boxes, KFC, Paul Tudor Jones, performance, Tensor Fund, Tudor Investment Corp

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Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 9:53AM

nobody does the black box like I do.

-Jim S.

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Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 9:56AM

despicable.

-the colonel

3

Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 9:58AM

Bess,

You could write anything and it would still make me hornier than a Zamboni unicorn.

SC

4

Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 9:58AM

not being up 20% like everyone else is the new killing it.

5

Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 9:59AM

@3 what is a zamboni unicorn?

6

Posted by NakedShort , Nov 06, 2009 10:05AM

@5 bend over and I'll show you

7

Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 10:06AM

+.98% YTD? so basically investors have given him cash so he can put it all in a checking account. well i guess that lets him sleep at night rather than having to put his magic sneakers on at 2am to trade europe....

8

Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 10:08AM

@7 tell us more about these magic sneakers.

9

Posted by Joe Mac , Nov 06, 2009 10:17AM

Dammit Bess, where did you and Gassy go last night? After the foreplay clip on Fastmoney, I couldn't find him.

Merissa Ree

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Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 10:22AM

Baby Ruth?

11

Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 10:36AM

Asian-led ponzi scheme breaks on Bloomberg in 5...4...3..

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Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 10:37AM

mmm. click to enlarge.

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Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 10:40AM

@11 we're talking about me and my chickens. STFU.

-PTJ

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Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 11:00AM

Bess and Charlie = Nick and Nora. And yes Bess is Nick and Charlie is Nora.

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Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 11:05AM

@14 dumbest comment on db today (and also: you saw nick and nora? tool).

-ptj

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Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 11:13AM

@8 i got them at a charity auction. they're bruce willis's. the man's a stud.

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Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 11:19AM

tensor is a tiny fund, not managed by jones

the main one, tudor bvi, is up like 15% this year

18

Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 11:37AM

@17 um, who cares that it isn't actively managed by jones? it's managed by own of his employees, and owned by him/tudor investment corp. also, it's not tiny, it's around a billion.

19

Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 11:40AM

@17 do you think that firm's founders are the portfolio manager on every single fund?

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Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 11:47AM

@18 a billion is indeed tiny, maybe not for you though

@19 no

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Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 11:55AM

@20 it would be tiny if it were the AUM of the entire firm. we're talking about one of their individual funds. grow a brain cell.

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Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 11:55AM

@19 I do, got a problem?

- second place at 2007 Strategas boxing event

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Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 12:09PM

paul tudor BONES!!

eat it jackoff!

24

Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 12:22PM

Holy Crap! I beat Jones at his own game.....Thank You Well's Fargo Moneymarket fund!!!!

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Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 1:23PM

@24 HAHAHAHAHA

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Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 4:40PM

How about I just shove a drumstick up all of your asses?
PTJ

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Posted by guest , Nov 06, 2009 5:07PM

@26 You don't have the money to buy a drumstick, dickweed!!!

Thanks for playing this quarter!!!!

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