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   Posted by guest | November 6, 2009 at 9:53 AM

   nobody does the black box like I do.
   -Jim S.

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   Posted by guest | November 6, 2009 at 9:56 AM

   despicable.
   -the colonel

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   Posted by guest | November 6, 2009 at 9:58 AM

   Bess,
   You could write anything and it would still make me hornier than a Zamboni unicorn.
   SC

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   Posted by guest | November 6, 2009 at 9:58 AM

   not being up 20% like everyone else is the new killing it.

5. 5
   Posted by guest | November 6, 2009 at 9:59 AM

   @3 what is a zamboni unicorn?

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   Posted by NakedShort | November 6, 2009 at 10:05 AM

   @5 bend over and I’ll show you

7. 7
   Posted by guest | November 6, 2009 at 10:06 AM

   +.98% YTD? so basically investors have given him cash so he can put it all in a checking account. well i guess that lets him sleep at night rather than having to put his magic sneakers on at 2am to trade europe….

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   Posted by guest | November 6, 2009 at 10:08 AM

   @7 tell us more about these magic sneakers.

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   Posted by Joe Mac | November 6, 2009 at 10:17 AM

   Dammit Bess, where did you and Gassy go last night? After the foreplay clip on Fastmoney, I couldn’t find him.
   Merissa Ree

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    Posted by guest | November 6, 2009 at 10:22 AM

    Baby Ruth?

11. 11
    Posted by guest | November 6, 2009 at 10:36 AM

    Asian-led ponzi scheme breaks on Bloomberg in 5…4…3..

12. 12
    Posted by guest | November 6, 2009 at 10:37 AM

    mmm. click to enlarge.

13. 13
    Posted by guest | November 6, 2009 at 10:40 AM

    @11 we’re talking about me and my chickens. STFU.
    -PTJ

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    Posted by guest | November 6, 2009 at 11:00 AM

    Bess and Charlie = Nick and Nora. And yes Bess is Nick and Charlie is Nora.

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    Posted by guest | November 6, 2009 at 11:05 AM

    @14 dumbest comment on db today (and also: you saw nick and nora? tool).
    -ptj

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    Posted by guest | November 6, 2009 at 11:13 AM

    @8 i got them at a charity auction. they’re bruce willis’s. the man’s a stud.

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    Posted by guest | November 6, 2009 at 11:19 AM

    tensor is a tiny fund, not managed by jones
    the main one, tudor bvi, is up like 15% this year

18. 18
    Posted by guest | November 6, 2009 at 11:37 AM

    @17 um, who cares that it isn’t actively managed by jones? it’s managed by own of his employees, and owned by him/tudor investment corp. also, it’s not tiny, it’s around a billion.

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    Posted by guest | November 6, 2009 at 11:40 AM

    @17 do you think that firm’s founders are the portfolio manager on every single fund?

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    Posted by guest | November 6, 2009 at 11:47 AM

    @18 a billion is indeed tiny, maybe not for you though
    @19 no

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    Posted by guest | November 6, 2009 at 11:55 AM

    @20 it would be tiny if it were the AUM of the entire firm. we’re talking about one of their individual funds. grow a brain cell.

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    Posted by guest | November 6, 2009 at 11:55 AM

    @19 I do, got a problem?
    - second place at 2007 Strategas boxing event

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    Posted by guest | November 6, 2009 at 12:09 PM

    paul tudor BONES!!
    eat it jackoff!

24. 24
    Posted by guest | November 6, 2009 at 12:22 PM

    Holy Crap! I beat Jones at his own game…..Thank You Well’s Fargo Moneymarket fund!!!!

25. 25
    Posted by guest | November 6, 2009 at 1:23 PM

    @24 HAHAHAHAHA

26. 26
    Posted by guest | November 6, 2009 at 4:40 PM

    How about I just shove a drumstick up all of your asses?
    PTJ

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    Posted by guest | November 6, 2009 at 5:07 PM

    @26 You don’t have the money to buy a drumstick, dickweed!!!
    Thanks for playing this quarter!!!!