As previously mentioned, Raj Rajaratnam’s younger brother, Regnan, was investigated for insider trading in 2007. But why did baby bro (maybe) get into a game of just the (hot stock) tip in the first place? Based on this quote from 2001, I’m thinking to land some ladies. Here’s what Rengs told Fox in an interview on bachelors competing for a dwindling supply of bachelorettes:
“It definitely feels like there are less quality women out there,” said Rengan Rajaratnam, 31, a hedge fund analyst in New York. “I stress about it. It’s like they’ve all gone away or someone snatched them all.”
Think about it: at the time Reng-Raj lamented the lack o’ ladies, he was working for his brother at Galleon. He’s making pretty good money, but he’s striking out with the females, big time. Finance is his thing but he feels like he needs to work under a boss who could also serve as an ass-tapping mentor, as opposed to some asshole who refuses to share the largesse (“I don’t want your wick where mine’s been dipped and vice versa”), which would explain why he took a job at SAC Capital. Six months later, he sets up his own shop, Sedna, but without Stevie as his wingman, he’s lost. He feels inferior to Raj, who’s got the Big Boy fund, and is constantly asking little bro if he’s gay, ‘cause he never sees him with any girls. (“Not that there’s anything wrong with that,” Raj said, turning down the Kenny Rogers. “Just sayin’ what I’m seein’. Don’t feel bad, the panties don’t spontaneously drop ‘til you make your first unit. Hey, you want me to toss an IR girl your way?”). So maybe Rengs figures, I’ll show him. I’ll take some of this info I got from this Danielle Chiesi character, score billions and the tail that comes with it, and then I’ll ask that jerk how my ass tastes. And then I’ll dance.
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 9:30AM
He's not getting the ladies because he's probably an idiot!!
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 9:31AM
@1 um, what?
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 9:33AM
I would say that everything I do can be traced back to whether or not it will score me chicks, so I'd agree with this assessment.
-male
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 9:35AM
@2 um, can you read?
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 9:37AM
2nd @3
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 9:38AM
@4 yeah I can read I'm just wondering wtf your comment is about, since it's neither funny or insightful (you need to be smart to land chicks? no, you need to have a 12" cock. that should do it. or you just need to not be hideous as fuck, like the rajaratnam brothers).
-2
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 9:38AM
As opposed to findig quality chicks in India??
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 9:38AM
Bess, Great work as always. I have a script for a movie. I'd like you to take it and kick it up a notch.
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 9:42AM
"someone snatched them up." or your brother ate them.
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 9:44AM
Just take the fucking Q Train to Sheepshead Bay, make it rain, get out of the train and get into your M5 and every hot russian south-barn baytard hoe will be at your disposal. Literally, they will want you to use them and then dispose of them because they have the self-esteem of a deer with cerebral palsy. It's that simple, they won't even care if your tiny penis smells like last week's punjabi dhabi take out.
-Reason why south barn baytard hoes have no self esteem
Posted by CoveredLong , Nov 25, 2009 9:45AM
@9 - Speaking of eating things...why was 6 afraid of 7 and how are you posting considering what 7 did to you?
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , Nov 25, 2009 9:47AM
@7 ftw
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 9:48AM
@10 Please let us know how much of your late model M5 remains when you get there. Or is this a 1985 model that no one would touch?
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 9:51AM
@ 6, OK good point.
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 9:56AM
"snatched" ??? Interesting. Jung would get a chubby over that.
Dr. Sigmoid Freud
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 9:58AM
Yes the lack of quality is lamentable but I make for it in quantity.
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 10:00AM
@16 good point. maybe he wasn't saying that he doesn't score any chicks but just not hot ones?
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 10:03AM
2nd @3
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 10:06AM
The hot chicks are all targeting pro sports team members now. The sports players are dumber, have better looking bodies and have shitloads more cash than most hedgefund or banker types.
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 10:09AM
@19 "better looking bodies"? speak for yourself!
-SC
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 10:10AM
@19, that may be true but most will piss through their money and become destitute within a couple of years
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 10:11AM
@19
Speak for your self
-SAC
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 10:12AM
@19 since when do girls target dumb guys?
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 10:15AM
Gotta say, I knew this kid for years, total douche. But he often had some super hot biznatches hanging out with him - funny what throwing money around does for a guy...
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 10:15AM
heh . . heh . . he said "snatch" . . .
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 10:15AM
@23....ask Jessica Simpson.
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 10:17AM
@26 bad example. simpson is an idiot herself. romo is likely smarter than her. it's all relative. my point is that chicks don't tend go after guys who are markedly dumber than them, as much as guys would go after airheads.
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 10:18AM
Reng sounds like an idiot. Must be the full-retard brother, never go full-retard, that's where Raj went wrong. Not the insider trading, gets you in trouble every time.
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 10:23AM
@27...aren't you forgetting the "money angle".....the phrase "Gold Digger" comes from such female attraction to money regardless of evident intellectual capital.
~L. Dykstra
Refrigerator Box, NY
Posted by Lowly Assistant , Nov 25, 2009 10:28AM
1 has to merge with 6 in order to survive.
-Houlihan Lokey Associate, Huffing Duster
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 10:32AM
@24 So what you're saying is that the total douche had the money and got the snatch and you didn't even after knowing him all those years and still not figuring it out.
Do I have that right? Because if so, you're the dumb fuck, not him, asshole.
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 10:37AM
Raj Rajaratnam’s younger brother is called "Regnan"???
Why did his parents name Raj's little brother after a President of the United States? I'm sure a lot of people were named after President Ronald Regnan, but there must be some sort of connection that helped the family in some way. I'd be very suspicious about that.
~Former Lehman Risk Quant
Posted by ex-PMB chick , Nov 25, 2009 10:37AM
IMHO A sense of humor is also important.
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 10:37AM
every single post on db so far has something to do with south asia
jus' sayin'
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 10:40AM
I think 32 has "money" and gets plenty o' "snatch" as a result but is deathly afraid of losing the ability to do so.
~Dickey Carl Jung
Redneck Psychiatrist
Mom's Couch, TN
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 10:41AM
Why do Indin women have a red dot on their forehead?
Posted by Anal_yst , Nov 25, 2009 10:41AM
Apparently the wednesday before thanksgiving dealbreaker commentariat doesn't understand game, poor schmucks, appreciate you making it easy for me.
--Guy who gets girls way out of his league because full retards (with money) are such douchebags
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 10:42AM
@anal_yst- yeah you get girls, hah, thanks for that.
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 10:43AM
yeah analyst, you're only one here who understands game...
Posted by Tax Chick , Nov 25, 2009 10:44AM
@36 - traditionally it is a sign they have said their daily prayers (hindu). However, it has moved more mainstream and become something of an accessory.
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 10:44AM
@35 meant comment to @31, not @32. Or it was a "Freudian Slip". And Sigmund leaves a lot of the slips he wears at everyone's house. Just sayin'...and having said that, I agree with @33 about the sense of humor thing.
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 10:46AM
My Indian girlfriend got mad at me and I said, "Hey, don't have a cow over this.." and then she really got mad for some reason.
~AIG Protocol Quant
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 10:47AM
do we have a pic of the baby bro? is he as hot as rajraj? i can't wait. someone pls post the pic ASAP. thx!
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 10:47AM
do we have a pic of the baby bro? is he as hot as rajraj? i can't wait. someone pls post the pic ASAP. thx!
Posted by jakedog , Nov 25, 2009 10:58AM
did a google image search of his name
this is what came up
http://www.freedomcrowsnest.org/forum/images/avatars/19187892774ab83b24904d3.jpg
no wonder he has a problem with the ladies
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 10:59AM
Why do you call it "tail"?
~Chip-Chip
Leader, Capuchin Monkeys
Primate Exhibit
Bronx Zoo
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 11:08AM
@45 Excellent find
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 11:14AM
@31, Hey asshat, you have it wrong.
Not sure whose ass you're wearing but its keeping you from your 2nd grade reading 'skillz'.
Noone gives a shit about how much poontang I scored, therefore it wasn't mentioned.
I knew the kid and, as I made clear, hated him (since.... he was a douche...)
I was just contributing to the public's image of Rangan, unlike your shit comment, dickhead waste of life @31.
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 11:25AM
Maybe they don't like smelly, terrorist loving Paki's.
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 11:41AM
Yes.
Ragnan
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 12:06PM
@48 Seems like 31s comment cut you to the bone.
A little testy there?
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 12:16PM
42 is funny and racist at the same time.
Posted by turd_ferguson , Nov 25, 2009 12:21PM
In life there are face fuckers and those who get face fucked. Raj got Chiesi, Reg got Nails.
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 12:43PM
I see these indian guys all over the meatpacking, soho, village failing to score tail.
They are almost always dorky, with bad haircuts, chunky, out of style (ie, big striped floppy collars from 2002).
And they are always trying to get white chicks.
I think they missed the memo that said....white pussy is possible if you clean up, get some style and be cool.
They want to take short cuts and think the world cares about their bogus hedge, IT start up, or cell store.
Take a hint from the other international NYC men who regulary pound pussy.
Spend heavily on clothes, grooming, your pad, whiten the teeth, dine at 5 star places to get some manners, lose the nasal accent then work your way up from half-breed south asians, to hispanics, to asians, to eastern euros to some white pussy.
Any shoortcut is like trying to shove a cisco router into your disc drive.....got it Rajiv?
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 1:56PM
49, while your Islamaphobia is quaint, its as dated as the 80s
Last night at Cippriani Downtown there was 1 Ferrari, 1 Lamborghini, and 1 Buggati Parked outside.
I asked if it was a Hollywoold promotion. Turns out the owners were: 1 Lebanese, 2 Persians....not convenient...but true nevertheless.
Posted by guest , Nov 25, 2009 2:57PM
@54
That is so true. Indians guys try so hard to bag what is really run through high mileage white poon.
They are almost as pitiful as the Asian girls who fall all over themselves trying to bag the shlubbiest white guys around.
Posted by Anal_yst , Nov 25, 2009 4:20PM
@55
If your point was to remind everyone that only huge douchebags hang out @ Cipriani (Soho), then you've succeeded (although I'm not sure such a reminder was necessary). If you had any other intent, your comment was an epic failure.
Posted by guest , Nov 26, 2009 4:33AM
54
NYC chicks are mediocre at best. I'm not into Jewish, Italian or Irish girls. Sure, 3-5% are hot, but the other 95% are hurtin'
that's why I relocated to Orange County. I see more dimes in a night out in Newport or Laguna than a week of going out in Soho, Meatpacking or wherever you think is cool and trendy.
Posted by guest , Nov 26, 2009 10:21AM
Loved the artcile. The author must know Rengan personally.It's right on.
Heard that his parents funded the "Tamil Tigers" group. http://www.businessinsider.com/raj-rajaratnam-funded-sri-lankan-terror-group-2009-10
So not only those 2 ugly asses were ripping people off and doing insider trading they were funding a war in their homeland.
Posted by guest , Nov 26, 2009 9:23PM
@54. Gotta disagree with the order of the last two in terms of "pussy" alone.
@55. See 57.
Posted by guest , Nov 30, 2009 11:07AM
bunch of douchbags in this post.....
Posted by guest , Nov 30, 2009 11:07AM
bunch of douchebags in this post.....
Posted by guest , Nov 30, 2009 11:07AM
bunch of douchebags in this post.....