The ranks of the elect are growing: Goldman Sachs has named 272 new managing directors.
Apotheosis for God’s chosen few is scheduled for New Year’s Day. Thereafter, it’s all milk, honey and million-dollar bonuses, but they’ve earned it, so sayeth the Prophet Blankfein.
Writeth the prophet in the e-mail announcing the promotions, the newly-minted MDs have richly earned their place in Heaven, for they are among the Blessed who helped preserve God’s bank during the late difficulties, and will “be integral to our service to clients, the strength of our reputation and the long-term success of the firm.”
Yea. Let their names be recorded in the Book of Life.
Goldman Sachs Names 272 Managing Directors For Next Year [Dow Jones via CNN Money]
Update: Full list (courtesy of FINalternatives) after the jump.
Benny Adler
Osama A. AlAyoub
Bruce A. Albert
Umit Alptuna
Jesper R. Andersen
Matthew T. Arnold
Yusuke Asai
Divyata Ashiya
Taraneh Azad
Jeffrey M. Bacidore
Jeffrey Bahl
Jeremy C. Baker
Vishal Bakshi
Doron N. Barness
Tom Bauwens
David C. Bear
Deborah Beckmann
Gary K. Beggerow
Andrea Berni
Roop Bhullar
Christopher W. Bischoff
Andrew G.P. Bishop
John D. Blondel
Jeffrey J. Blumberg
Jill A. Borst
Peter Bradley
James W. Briggs
Heather L. Brownlie
Richard M. Buckingham
Robert Buff
Maxwell S. Bulk
Paul J. Burgess
Jonathan P. Bury
Kevin G. Byrne
Tracy A. Caliendo
Thomas J. Carella
Jinsong Chen
Winston Cheng
Doris Cheung
Alina Chiew
Getty Chin
Paul Christensen
Andrew Chung
Robert C. Cignarella
Alberto Cirillo
Nigel C. Cobb
Giorgio Cocini
Nicola Colavito
Shaun A. Collins
Martin A. Cosgrove
Patricia A. Coughlin
Jason E. Cox
John R. Cubitt
Patrick C. Cunningham
Canute H. Dalmasse
Stephen J. DeAngelis
Rituraj Deb Nath
Michele della Vigna
Amol Devani
Brian R. Doyle
George Dramitinos
Orla Dunne
Karcy D. Dye
Sarel Eldor
Sanja Erceg
Alexander E. Evis
Robert A. Falzon
Simon J. Fennell
Danielle Ferreira
John Kelly Flynn
Una I. Fogarty
Brian Foran
Allan W. Forrest
Mark Freeman
Boris Funke
Udhay Furtado
Jian Mei Gan
Simon F. Gee
Tanvir S. Ghani
Mark E. Giancola
Jeremy Glick
Cyril J. Goddeeris
Robert A. Gold
Brian S. Goldman
Stephen Goldman
Jennifer E. Gordon
Koji Gotoda
Adam C. Graves
David Greely
Benedict L. Green
Benjamin R. Green
Lars A. Gronning
Heramb R. Hajarnavis
Carey Baker Halio
Thomas V. Hansen
Christoph H. Hansmeyer
Alexandre Harfouche
Sandor M. Hau
Michael J. Hayes
Scott P. Hegstrom
Edouard Hervey
David J. Hess
Susanna P. Hill
Timothy S. Hill
Taiichi Hoshino
Nigel E. How
Joseph B. Hudepohl
Jeffrey J. Huffman
Till C. Hufnagel
Hiroyuki Ito
Corey M. Jassem
Ian A. Jensen-Humphreys
Baoshan Jin
Aynesh L. Johnson
Eri Kakuta
Takayuki Kasama
John D. Kast
Michael C. Keats
Kevin C. Kelly
Jane M. Kelsey
Anita K. Kerr
Scott Kerrigan
Michael Kirch
Marie Louise Kirk
Caroline V. Kitidis
Katharina Koenig
Maxim Kolodkin
Matthew E. Korenberg
Tatiana A. Kotchoubey
Anshul Krishan
Dennis M. Lafferty
Raymond Lam
Gregor A. Lanz
John V. Lanza
Solenn Le Floch
Craig A. Lee
Rose S. Lee
Jose Pedro Leite da Costa
Allison R. Liff
Luca M. Lombardi
Joseph W. Long
Todd D. Lopez
Galia V. Loya
Michaela J. Ludbrook
August Lund
R. Thornton Lurie
Peter R. Lyneham
Gregory P. Lyons
Paget R. MacColl
Lisa S. Mantil
Clifton C. Marriott
Nicholas Marsh
Daniel G. Martin
Elizabeth G. Martin
Nazar I. Massouh
Courtney R. Mather
Jason L. Mathews
Masaaki Matsuzawa
Alexander M. Mayer
John P. McLaughlin
Jean-Pascal Meyre
Claus Mikkelsen
Arthur M. Miller
Tom Milligan
Heather K. Miner
Gregory P. Minson
Shea B. Morenz
Hironobu Moriyama
Edward G. Morse
Teodoro Moscoso
Khalid M. Murgian
Caroline B. Mutter
Mana Nabeshima
Robert T. Naccarella
Olga A. Naumovich
Brett J. Nelson
Roger Ng
Victor K. Ng
Matthew D. Nichols
Jonathan J. Novak
Stephen J. Nundy
Michael Ogrinz
Jernej Omahen
Daniel S. Oneglia
Andrew J. Orekar
Anna Ostrovsky
Marco Pagliara
Uberto Palomba
Gena Palumbo
Thomas J. Pearce
David Perez
Jonathan E. Perry
Gerald J. Peterson
Julien D. Petit
Charlotte L. Pissaridou
David S. Plutzer
Ian E. Pollington
Karen D. Pontious
Alexander E. Potter
Jonathan A. Prather
Melvyn Pun
Mohan Rajasooria
Alberto Ramos
Marco J. Ratesic
Sunder K. Reddy
Joanna Redgrave
Horacio M. Robredo
Ryan E. Roderick
Steven D. Rosenblum
Anthony J. Russell
Matthew A. Salem
Philip J. Salem
Gleb Sandmann
Jason M. Savarese
Joshua S. Schiffrin
Adam Schlesinger
Rick Schonberg
Johan F. Schulten
Matthew W. Seager
Nancy Seah
Oliver R.C. Sedgwick
Ned D. Segal
Rajat Sethi
Margaret A. Shaughnessy
David Sismey
Bryan Slotkin
Timothy A. Smith
Warren E. Smith
Thomas E. Speight
Russell W. Stern
Joseph Stivaletti
Thomas Stopler
Chandra K. Sunkara
Kengo Taguchi
Boon-Kee Tan
Kristi A. Tange
Jonathan E.A. ten Oever
Hana Thalova
David S. Thomas
Jonathan S. Thomas
Andrew Tilton
Frank T. Tota
Gautam Trivedi
Hiroshi Ueki
Umida Umarbekova
Naohide Une
Fernando P. Vallada
Samuel Villegas
Brian C. Vincent
Christian von Schimmelmann
Peadar Ward
Hideharu Watanabe
Scott C. Watson
Martin Weber
Gregory Werd
Ronnie A. Wexler
David A. Whitehead
David Whitmore
Petter V. Wiberg
Mark Wienkes
David Williams
Julian Wills
Troy D. Wilson
William Wong
Michael Woo
Marius Wuergler
Nick Yim
Koji Yoshikawa
Albert E. Youssef
Alexei Zabudkin
Filippo Zorzoli
Adam J. Zotkow
*Employee of Goldman Sachs Gao Hua Securities Company Limited.
racist examination 1@ motives.
-guy missing sweet pics of Laboof and Douglas on set.
Good job with the pic Jon don
I thought at Goldman MD now stood for Managing Disciple
Little Lloydy could never pilot an F-16 solo like I did.
Doug Masters
shitheels
nice pic shaz – now get us the list…
MD ain’t shit. P-MD is where it’s at.
Hall and other senior Phibro managers agreed to have “significant” portions of their current and future bonuses deferred and retained by Phibro and paid out in future years. The future payouts will be adjusted to reflect Phibro’s results, Occidental said.
Phibro, which trades oil, natural gas, metals and agricultural products, averaged roughly $200 million a year in pre-tax profit from 1997 until the second quarter of 2009. In the last five years, it’s been even more successful, earning $371 million a year, on average, according to Occidental.
Pre-tax, etc, etc . Phhhh. How many small groups are making better money for risk/per partner and that don’t need Citi’s “profile” money?
This is nothing compared to Primerica.
This is great news for my buddy the goldsmith. He’s got a sole-sourch contract for goldplating services with GS. Fantastic, handcrafted stuff. Every scrot one of a kind. Filigreed labias too.
haha filigreed labias ftw!
Question: If you shit in the forest does it still smell?
@10
I’m familar with his work. He’s good.
-Goldmember
In announcing the promotions, LB was quoted as saying:
“Let there be 272 new disciples to spread The Word that the love of money is a root of all evil, and some whose hearts were fixed on it have been turned away from the faith, and been wounded with unnumbered sorrows.”
Please order 272 new Timex Ironman watches for the new kids, just like mine and Hank’s.
LB
@12 your shit smells?
LB
@12 not sure but i do know that if a fat girl falls in the forest the trees laugh
Guess there will 272 dudes getting a lot less in comp than they thought… with one hand I give and the other I take…
- GS Partner who still bangs his secretary
@18 GS took away employees’ ability to comment on DB, so you an imposter.
So, I have a real question. We have these 272 new MD’s. Does the number grow every year? Or does is stay somewhat stable?
It is like football, you know? You get all these rookies every year, but barely hear of anyone retiring, unless they are superstars, so I wonder if the number of MD’s grows with the size of the firm and the market or stays somewhat stable, growing very little each year, or even diminishing
Do partners need to work from the office? I am sure their pay will be nowhere close to mine.
- Jeffries MD
Here is the list:
http://www.finalternatives.com/node/9731
They’re even promoting Osama (#2 on list). That’s really funny. God’s work indeed!
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