Eight New Canaanites (And Counting) Want To Know Why ‘Mooks Fail’

Posted by Bess Levin, Nov 04, 2009, 1:24pm

charliegasparino.jpgFrom our Southern Connecticut librarian mole:

The New Canaan Library had 16 copies of Charlie Gasparino’s book ready to rent yesterday. Half of them are already checked out. He’s coming here to speak at the end of the month.
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Tags: books, Charlie Gasparino, cheapskates, The Sellout

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Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2009 1:28PM

You really have Southern CT library moles? Color me impressed. I know a guy who was a former banker who now operates a small taxi company . . . you need an intro there?

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Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2009 1:30PM

They are currently being used to prop up various tables at Cherry St.

-Cherry St Mgmt

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Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2009 1:30PM

This librarian better be French.

Oh, and female.

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Posted by pfluger , Nov 04, 2009 1:30PM

Leave it to those greedy white-shoe bastards in New Caanan to come up with a library that "rents" books.

When CG shows up, they should take the dozen metal folding chairs out of the basement to accomdate the crowd.

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Posted by Bess Levin , Nov 04, 2009 1:31PM

@1 yes, really.

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Posted by NakedShort , Nov 04, 2009 1:33PM

They're going to be disappointed when they open the book and find ZERO pictures. Not one SINGLE picture in the entire book.

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Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2009 1:35PM

@ 1, 5 It's not a small taxi company, it's a transportation company.

Charlie is coming with a Patriot Act subpoena to take the names of the persons renting his book, and to beat the shit same.

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Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2009 1:36PM

Bess,

I find you fascinating.

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Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2009 1:39PM

Hey CG, I'll be in the handicap stall waiting. When you rub my shoe drop your salami so I know its you
-DK

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Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2009 1:39PM

I pwefer Sodomites to Canaanites.

Bawney Fwank

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Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2009 1:40PM

Gasparino's a damn shitheel.

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Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2009 1:42PM

Caananites.... Barclay's Jesus story... It seems like we're going with the Biblical theme here today.

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Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2009 1:44PM

Didn't Prince write a song called when Mooks Cry?

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Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2009 1:45PM

Where is New Canaan? I have heard that AIG and other firms have employees who live there.

-GS trader in Greenwich, never been above exit 5 either

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Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2009 1:47PM

There's a "New" Canaan?

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Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2009 1:54PM

I am smarter than everyone on this blog.

Dr. Louis Ziccareli Esq

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Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2009 2:00PM

didn't cherry street burn down?

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Posted by pfluger , Nov 04, 2009 2:08PM

Charlie:

As we discussed, when you arrive in New Caanan, make sure you are clean shaven, sober, and suitably attired. This mean no Adidas workout suits, no sleveless tops, and no gangster suit with wide pinstipes and lapels.

Futhermore, we will absolutely NOT TOLERATE you sneaking out back for a "smoke." And no pissing in the bushes, like with your last book signing appearance.

-Chair, Southern Ct Library Board of Trustees

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Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2009 2:08PM

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aHG8Kvt8vMfM&pos=2

"Berkshire May Lose AAA From S&P on Burlington Deal (Update2)"

well you know what that means; his next purchase is going to be s&p. how is he going to have an edge if he loses his cheap source of funding?

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Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2009 2:08PM

Please dont throw stones at our houses.

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Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2009 2:16PM

17- rebuilt to previous spec ~ 2 yrs ago

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Posted by Anal_yst , Nov 04, 2009 2:18PM

@19

Are you saying S&P needs to merge with Moody's in order to survive?

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Posted by Jim D , Nov 04, 2009 2:45PM

New Canaan Book Talk: I bet the Bear and LEH traders who live there will pack the house, give him hell while he's talking, and even try to sucker punch him when he's at the table signing books for all their hot wives who think Gasparino is a stud. At least he still has a job and lucrative book deal while their hubbies are living off savings.

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Posted by Becky Boot Fan , Nov 04, 2009 2:46PM

"Blessed are the cheese makers...?"

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Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2009 2:49PM

@25 - Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

And shut up, Big Nose.

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Posted by pfluger , Nov 04, 2009 3:04PM

@23: True, but at least we who are living off our savings have our DIGNITY!

-DF

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Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2009 3:18PM

@10, CG looks like a sodomite in that picture. He and McGreevey would make a "cute" couple.

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Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2009 3:31PM

Dese bitches just better be servin sum horse derves.
CG

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Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2009 4:16PM

@28 nice

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Posted by pfluger , Nov 04, 2009 4:19PM

@28: Excellent.

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Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2009 4:23PM

Hey So CT - get a good look at that face. It's fucksticks like him that have ruined New Canaan. Never been the same since UBS pitched their tent. You can take the girl out of Jersey but not the Jersey out of the girl. Go back to Hoboken/Long Island.

- WASP of Wahackme Rd.

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Posted by pfluger , Nov 04, 2009 4:38PM

@31:

Oh yeah, you pussy WASP bastid. I just instructed my limo driver to stop in fronta your house when I'm up date, and den I'm gonna piss on the switch dat opens da gate to your driveway to short-circuit da fuckin' thing.

And den I will dump hundreds of spoiled cannolis - da ones I couldn't get to - on your front lawn, so dat it will stink for months.

-cg

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Posted by MCC's bulbous, tumor-riddled boobs , Nov 04, 2009 6:30PM

Every thing I say is true! I like arroz con pollo! Yo soy stupida Cubana cunt. Ugly Betty dun't have nothing on me@

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Posted by Fixed Income , Nov 04, 2009 9:51PM

@31 - you're being a little rough. New Canaan has always had a Gasparino contingent in and south of the center of town. The funny thing about New Canaan is that the residents in the rest of New Canaan that have grandparents with names like Rocco and Angela, now have kids with names like Ashton and Ashley. It's amazing how 10 years as a salesman at Lehman or Bear turned an Italian into a WASP. The same is true for much of Darien.

- Fixed Income

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Posted by Fixed Income , Nov 04, 2009 9:58PM

I forgot to ask - how many of the Gasparino books at the New Canaan Library have already been colored in and did people stay within the lines?

- Fixed Income

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