From our Southern Connecticut librarian mole:
The New Canaan Library had 16 copies of Charlie Gasparino’s book ready to rent yesterday. Half of them are already checked out. He’s coming here to speak at the end of the month.
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You really have Southern CT library moles? Color me impressed. I know a guy who was a former banker who now operates a small taxi company . . . you need an intro there?
They are currently being used to prop up various tables at Cherry St.
-Cherry St Mgmt
This librarian better be French.
Oh, and female.
Leave it to those greedy white-shoe bastards in New Caanan to come up with a library that “rents” books.
When CG shows up, they should take the dozen metal folding chairs out of the basement to accomdate the crowd.
@1 yes, really.
They’re going to be disappointed when they open the book and find ZERO pictures. Not one SINGLE picture in the entire book.
@ 1, 5 It’s not a small taxi company, it’s a transportation company.
Charlie is coming with a Patriot Act subpoena to take the names of the persons renting his book, and to beat the shit same.
Bess,
I find you fascinating.
Hey CG, I’ll be in the handicap stall waiting. When you rub my shoe drop your salami so I know its you
-DK
I pwefer Sodomites to Canaanites.
Bawney Fwank
Gasparino’s a damn shitheel.
Caananites…. Barclay’s Jesus story… It seems like we’re going with the Biblical theme here today.
Didn’t Prince write a song called when Mooks Cry?
Where is New Canaan? I have heard that AIG and other firms have employees who live there.
-GS trader in Greenwich, never been above exit 5 either
There’s a “New” Canaan?
I am smarter than everyone on this blog.
Dr. Louis Ziccareli Esq
didn’t cherry street burn down?
Charlie:
As we discussed, when you arrive in New Caanan, make sure you are clean shaven, sober, and suitably attired. This mean no Adidas workout suits, no sleveless tops, and no gangster suit with wide pinstipes and lapels.
Futhermore, we will absolutely NOT TOLERATE you sneaking out back for a “smoke.” And no pissing in the bushes, like with your last book signing appearance.
-Chair, Southern Ct Library Board of Trustees
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aHG8Kvt8vMfM&pos=2
“Berkshire May Lose AAA From S&P on Burlington Deal (Update2)”
well you know what that means; his next purchase is going to be s&p. how is he going to have an edge if he loses his cheap source of funding?
Please dont throw stones at our houses.
17- rebuilt to previous spec ~ 2 yrs ago
@19
Are you saying S&P needs to merge with Moody’s in order to survive?
New Canaan Book Talk: I bet the Bear and LEH traders who live there will pack the house, give him hell while he’s talking, and even try to sucker punch him when he’s at the table signing books for all their hot wives who think Gasparino is a stud. At least he still has a job and lucrative book deal while their hubbies are living off savings.
“Blessed are the cheese makers…?”
@25 – Well, obviously it’s not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.
And shut up, Big Nose.
@23: True, but at least we who are living off our savings have our DIGNITY!
-DF
@10, CG looks like a sodomite in that picture. He and McGreevey would make a “cute” couple.
Dese bitches just better be servin sum horse derves.
CG
@28 nice
@28: Excellent.
Hey So CT – get a good look at that face. It’s fucksticks like him that have ruined New Canaan. Never been the same since UBS pitched their tent. You can take the girl out of Jersey but not the Jersey out of the girl. Go back to Hoboken/Long Island.
- WASP of Wahackme Rd.
@31:
Oh yeah, you pussy WASP bastid. I just instructed my limo driver to stop in fronta your house when I’m up date, and den I’m gonna piss on the switch dat opens da gate to your driveway to short-circuit da fuckin’ thing.
And den I will dump hundreds of spoiled cannolis – da ones I couldn’t get to – on your front lawn, so dat it will stink for months.
-cg
Every thing I say is true! I like arroz con pollo! Yo soy stupida Cubana cunt. Ugly Betty dun’t have nothing on me@
@31 – you’re being a little rough. New Canaan has always had a Gasparino contingent in and south of the center of town. The funny thing about New Canaan is that the residents in the rest of New Canaan that have grandparents with names like Rocco and Angela, now have kids with names like Ashton and Ashley. It’s amazing how 10 years as a salesman at Lehman or Bear turned an Italian into a WASP. The same is true for much of Darien.
- Fixed Income
I forgot to ask – how many of the Gasparino books at the New Canaan Library have already been colored in and did people stay within the lines?
- Fixed Income