The Dollar Dominatrix turns the big 4-0 today. Apparently there’s going to be a big bash at the MDubs Advisory Group later today set to include—-spoiler alert— a Vikram-shaped piñata. In the meantime, let’s put our heads together and come up with a gift from DB. What do you get for the Dom who has everything? If you were going to say cat o’ nine tails, that’s out— Lloyd’s already called dibs.
Happy Birthday, Meredith Whitney!
Posted by Bess Levin, Nov 20, 2009, 10:00am
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Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 10:02AM
I would do her or rather, I would let her do me.
Jefferies Analyst
Posted by CoveredLong , Nov 20, 2009 10:02AM
Ben Roethlisberger fathead!
...either that or an 'avoid the noid' plastic dominos cup from 1988.
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 10:05AM
one free pass to the vikram pleasure palace.
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 10:05AM
she's only 40? really? hmm.
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 10:06AM
she looks good for a middle aged woman.
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 10:06AM
I'd get her uranium
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 10:06AM
mayo.
-MM
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 10:07AM
Shit. I thought she was turning 48. She hasn't kept well.
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 10:07AM
a spot on the latest Goldman MD list
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 10:08AM
The Zebra in Businessweek photo shoot never had a chance to live to Forty
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 10:09AM
Charlie Gasparino as The Dancing Bear Stripper.
Posted by Joe Mac , Nov 20, 2009 10:09AM
Thigh-high fuck-me boots.
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 10:10AM
a 1000 point drop in the dow today so that she looks like she called a crash.
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 10:10AM
a guilded labia, and a gift certificate to Taints-R-us.
-blanuswalla
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 10:10AM
A white tigress that had just been mauled to death by a pair of lions. Quite fitting, actually.
Posted by Frank Beard , Nov 20, 2009 10:11AM
She was gettin' bombed,
And I was gettin' blown away,
And she held it in her hand
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She's so cold, as pure as the driven slush.
And that's not jewelry she's talkin' about,
It really don't cost that much.
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 10:11AM
13 ftw
Posted by Effective Date , Nov 20, 2009 10:12AM
i got a nice big package for her
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 10:12AM
Greg,
I'm going to put on my crotchless, latex body suit and beat you about the face, neck, and nipples with my gyrating...
...oh, wait.
Posted by turd_ferguson , Nov 20, 2009 10:14AM
I bet big John lines up a few of the boys for an orgy, I heard they are into sharing / swapping. However, usually it is the men who leave in tears.
Posted by Sonny Liston , Nov 20, 2009 10:14AM
I say let her go three rounds with Charlie Gasparino and the winner gets to throw John Thain into a pizzeria dumpster.
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 10:15AM
Chicklits and Fresca? I don't know - she's got everything.
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 10:16AM
Bring out The Gimp!
Posted by Anal_yst , Nov 20, 2009 10:16AM
@5
That pic is about as real as Miley Cyrus' virginity (sorry Naked Short).
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 10:22AM
how much do her analysts get paid?
Posted by flaunt , Nov 20, 2009 10:22AM
Cosmetic surgery to laser that sun damaged skin off her chest
Posted by NakedShort , Nov 20, 2009 10:25AM
@Anal/24
Please examine my motives. I am not into Miley C.; rather just her hit single Party in the USA!!!
Now I am going to spend the rest of my work day worried that Chris Hansen is going to kick down my office door and ask me "What are you doing here?"
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 10:25AM
How about a shot at the World Title?!?! Wooooooo!
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 10:28AM
I would totally let dat broad take a dump on my pecks.
CG
Posted by merkin capital partners , Nov 20, 2009 10:28AM
Her skin is like a weathered catcher's mitt. Vag too.
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 10:32AM
It is Meredith's birthday today, keep the derogatory comments until tomorrow.
Posted by NakedShort , Nov 20, 2009 10:33AM
The well cut and colored hair says "I am a professional and you can trust my advice"; the pre melanoma sun spots say "Helios used to TF and blow molten lava like loads here on the reg".
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 10:34AM
30=Shoot-from-the-Hip Ghost of (soon to be deceased) Yogi Berra
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 10:38AM
F-U-G-L-Y!
@25 - starting salary is $55k. It's her dance floor, you're just dancin on it
Posted by Becky Boot Fan , Nov 20, 2009 10:38AM
@23...but the gimp is sleeping.
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 10:39AM
@27/Naked: Do you watch "Wizards of Waverly Place"?
--Emma
Posted by NakedShort , Nov 20, 2009 10:42AM
@36 no more of an Allison Stokke guy
Posted by ComfortablySmug , Nov 20, 2009 10:43AM
Let's try and call her night...
No idea where she'd be for dinner with her WWF hubby but no doubt she'll be getting drinks at Monkey Bar
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 10:44AM
@35 - Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?
-23
Posted by Anal_yst , Nov 20, 2009 10:50AM
@Naked
Last weekend I was at a bar watching football, and during commercials the "dj" was playing songs. During a timeout he threw on "Party in the U.S.A" and an entire of mid 20-early 30-ish yuppies went wild. It was ridiculous(ly awesome).
First of all, if Hansen is reading this board, Naked Short is absolutely into Miley, in every sense of the word.
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 10:50AM
40 - see what I did there?
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 10:52AM
A Cock Ring?
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 10:52AM
@anal you blew a fantastic opportunity with your Miley Cirus fan chat. We're talking about MW here.
grrrr
-41
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 10:54AM
Gold Bond : like having a little fan blowing on your nuts; the gift that keeeps on giving
Posted by NakedShort , Nov 20, 2009 10:58AM
@anal
Simply put the song changes lives. It unites the world, strengthens the dollar, solves the budget deficit, cleans our carbon emissions and even in a pinch the Fed readily accepts the mp3 of the song as collateral at the discount window.
Posted by Chris , Nov 20, 2009 11:06AM
how about a CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL from JBL
or a spot at cnbcbeauties
http://www.cnbcbeauties.com/?p=42
(I'll quit spamming one of these days)
Posted by pfluger , Nov 20, 2009 11:08AM
I'm gonna give her a list of my top 5 investment ideas for 2010.
-cg
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 11:10AM
@16 better gift than cheap sunglasses
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 11:14AM
I'd hit it
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 11:20AM
double sided apparatus...
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 11:26AM
a 2000 point drop in the dow today so that she looks like she called a crash.
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 11:30AM
@45 FTW HANDS DOWN
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 11:32AM
@smug- no. she is not a MB person. try again.
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 11:33AM
MW isn't the only one that has a birthday today...
-guy who is desperately looking for attention
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 11:36AM
@54 dick fuld?
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 11:36AM
A copy of Fooled by Randomness
Elaine Garzarelli's biography
The story of Icarus
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 11:45AM
Meat.Ball.Sandwich.
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 11:55AM
54=Dick Smoothers
You shrivelled up 71 year old, hack.
Posted by NakedShort , Nov 20, 2009 11:57AM
After some serious consideration I think I am going to send her the NakedShort Holiday DVD Gift Pack (Leaving Las Vegas, Requiem for a Dream, House of Sand and Fog & American History X)
Also a mix tape of Ben Folds Five: Brick, Clapton: Tears in Heaven and Sarah McLachlan: I Will Remember You back to back on loop.
Posted by Peter North , Nov 20, 2009 12:04PM
I'd do the olympic meat pole vault on her. In her. Whatever. I'm saying I'd like to give her the firehose treatment. Happy birthday, MW. Now put on your swim goggles.
Posted by Anal_yst , Nov 20, 2009 12:12PM
Where is hotel receipt guy when you need him?
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 12:57PM
Pasties with tassels made from the hair off Ken Lewis' and Count Vikram's asses. When the party really gets going she could jump up on the bar and swing those big jumblies around for all to behold.
Posted by Investorcluzo , Nov 20, 2009 1:28PM
I guess those tits do get old...
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 1:56PM
Fishnet stockings.
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 1:57PM
Fishnet stockings.
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 1:57PM
Fishnet stockings.
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 3:29PM
Check out the report luge on Meredith!
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 3:44PM
Who's a buyer of gold? I'm looking to buy one of those 100 kilogram bars that the Royal Canadian mint is selling.
Posted by Bess's Boy , Nov 21, 2009 2:46PM
Bess what is your bra size? c'mon give a guy a fantasy
Posted by tanned banker , Nov 22, 2009 10:26PM
she doesn't look a day over 25.