The Dollar Dominatrix turns the big 4-0 today. Apparently there’s going to be a big bash at the MDubs Advisory Group later today set to include—spoiler alert– a Vikram-shaped piñata. In the meantime, let’s put our heads together and come up with a gift from DB. What do you get for the Dom who has everything? If you were going to say cat o’ nine tails, that’s out– Lloyd’s already called dibs.
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I would do her or rather, I would let her do me.
Jefferies Analyst
Ben Roethlisberger fathead!
…either that or an ‘avoid the noid’ plastic dominos cup from 1988.
one free pass to the vikram pleasure palace.
she’s only 40? really? hmm.
she looks good for a middle aged woman.
I’d get her uranium
mayo.
-MM
Shit. I thought she was turning 48. She hasn’t kept well.
a spot on the latest Goldman MD list
The Zebra in Businessweek photo shoot never had a chance to live to Forty
Charlie Gasparino as The Dancing Bear Stripper.
Thigh-high fuck-me boots.
a 1000 point drop in the dow today so that she looks like she called a crash.
a guilded labia, and a gift certificate to Taints-R-us.
-blanuswalla
A white tigress that had just been mauled to death by a pair of lions. Quite fitting, actually.
She was gettin’ bombed,
And I was gettin’ blown away,
And she held it in her hand
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She’s so cold, as pure as the driven slush.
And that’s not jewelry she’s talkin’ about,
It really don’t cost that much.
13 ftw
i got a nice big package for her
Greg,
I’m going to put on my crotchless, latex body suit and beat you about the face, neck, and nipples with my gyrating…
…oh, wait.
I bet big John lines up a few of the boys for an orgy, I heard they are into sharing / swapping. However, usually it is the men who leave in tears.
I say let her go three rounds with Charlie Gasparino and the winner gets to throw John Thain into a pizzeria dumpster.
Chicklits and Fresca? I don’t know – she’s got everything.
Bring out The Gimp!
@5
That pic is about as real as Miley Cyrus’ virginity (sorry Naked Short).
how much do her analysts get paid?
Cosmetic surgery to laser that sun damaged skin off her chest
@Anal/24
Please examine my motives. I am not into Miley C.; rather just her hit single Party in the USA!!!
Now I am going to spend the rest of my work day worried that Chris Hansen is going to kick down my office door and ask me “What are you doing here?”
How about a shot at the World Title?!?! Wooooooo!
I would totally let dat broad take a dump on my pecks.
CG
Her skin is like a weathered catcher’s mitt. Vag too.
It is Meredith’s birthday today, keep the derogatory comments until tomorrow.
The well cut and colored hair says “I am a professional and you can trust my advice”; the pre melanoma sun spots say “Helios used to TF and blow molten lava like loads here on the reg”.
30=Shoot-from-the-Hip Ghost of (soon to be deceased) Yogi Berra
F-U-G-L-Y!
@25 – starting salary is $55k. It’s her dance floor, you’re just dancin on it
@23…but the gimp is sleeping.
@27/Naked: Do you watch “Wizards of Waverly Place”?
–Emma
@36 no more of an Allison Stokke guy
Let’s try and call her night…
No idea where she’d be for dinner with her WWF hubby but no doubt she’ll be getting drinks at Monkey Bar
@35 – Well, I guess you’re gonna have to go wake him up now, won’t you?
-23
@Naked
Last weekend I was at a bar watching football, and during commercials the “dj” was playing songs. During a timeout he threw on “Party in the U.S.A” and an entire of mid 20-early 30-ish yuppies went wild. It was ridiculous(ly awesome).
First of all, if Hansen is reading this board, Naked Short is absolutely into Miley, in every sense of the word.
40 – see what I did there?
A Cock Ring?
@anal you blew a fantastic opportunity with your Miley Cirus fan chat. We’re talking about MW here.
grrrr
-41
Gold Bond : like having a little fan blowing on your nuts; the gift that keeeps on giving
@anal
Simply put the song changes lives. It unites the world, strengthens the dollar, solves the budget deficit, cleans our carbon emissions and even in a pinch the Fed readily accepts the mp3 of the song as collateral at the discount window.
how about a CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL from JBL
or a spot at cnbcbeauties
http://www.cnbcbeauties.com/?p=42
(I’ll quit spamming one of these days)
I’m gonna give her a list of my top 5 investment ideas for 2010.
-cg
@16 better gift than cheap sunglasses
I’d hit it
double sided apparatus…
a 2000 point drop in the dow today so that she looks like she called a crash.
@45 FTW HANDS DOWN
@smug- no. she is not a MB person. try again.
MW isn’t the only one that has a birthday today…
-guy who is desperately looking for attention
@54 dick fuld?
A copy of Fooled by Randomness
Elaine Garzarelli’s biography
The story of Icarus
Meat.Ball.Sandwich.
54=Dick Smoothers
You shrivelled up 71 year old, hack.
After some serious consideration I think I am going to send her the NakedShort Holiday DVD Gift Pack (Leaving Las Vegas, Requiem for a Dream, House of Sand and Fog & American History X)
Also a mix tape of Ben Folds Five: Brick, Clapton: Tears in Heaven and Sarah McLachlan: I Will Remember You back to back on loop.
I’d do the olympic meat pole vault on her. In her. Whatever. I’m saying I’d like to give her the firehose treatment. Happy birthday, MW. Now put on your swim goggles.
Where is hotel receipt guy when you need him?
Pasties with tassels made from the hair off Ken Lewis’ and Count Vikram’s asses. When the party really gets going she could jump up on the bar and swing those big jumblies around for all to behold.
I guess those tits do get old…
Fishnet stockings.
Fishnet stockings.
Fishnet stockings.
Check out the report luge on Meredith!
Who’s a buyer of gold? I’m looking to buy one of those 100 kilogram bars that the Royal Canadian mint is selling.
Bess what is your bra size? c’mon give a guy a fantasy
she doesn’t look a day over 25.