And more! Oh yes, Jordan Wimmer has a whole host of grievances to air in the direction of her former boss, Nomos Capital founder Mark Lowe, and she’s doing so in a lawsuit seeking £4 million. First off, Wimmer does not care much more Lowe’s Asian fetish, his lack of creativity when it came to nicknames, or his lax attitude about background checks in hiring personnel (which is sort of seems like a baseless claim, as I think you’ll see Lowe did plenty of “background” checking before coming to an informed decision about the hiree in question):
Miss Wimmer claimed Mr Lowe, a married father of two with a reputed £100million fortune, had a penchant for Asian women…Oxford-educated Mr Lowe, she said, once allegedly employed an Oriental member of staff ‘because he had taken a fancy to her in the airport queue’. Miss Wimmer, who worked for Mr Lowe for five years, said she was part of a three-woman team at Mr Lowe’s firm Nomos Capital that he called ‘Mark’s Angels’. She said he took his inspiration from the film Charlie’s Angels - she was blonde, while her colleagues were brunette and of Chinese origin.
Would she have been more or less incensed by being dubbed the ‘Wet Bandits’? Unclear. Moving on, Wims says she also wasn’t too keen on the boss’s pick-up lines:
She claimed Mr Lowe…told her he did not find her attractive. However, she said he would still ‘invade her space’ and tried to kiss her at a hotel in Milan.
Or the blonde jokes:
She said that Mr Lowe made derogatory ‘dumb blonde’ comments and would email ‘a series of offensive jokes’ to the whole team at Nomos. ‘They portrayed women, particularly blonde women, as objects and having no intelligence.’
Or the prosties:
Miss Wimmer said her boss used the services of ‘high class prostitutes’ who he brought to business meetings. Describing one meeting in Hong Kong, she said: ‘Ling wore hot-pants that barely covered her buttocks, stilettos and no stockings.’
Though that may have had less to do with them being prostitutes than the insinuation that there was any overlap between an investor relations girl and a working girl:
Miss Wimmer said she felt demeaned by Mr Lowe creating the impression that Ling ‘was part of the Nomos outfit’ and did the same job as her.
And of course the matter of having to be present while this guy (at left) got a lap dance:
Miss Wimmer claimed that in 2005 she was made to watch Mr Lowe have a lap dance in a Paris burlesque club with ‘Charity Wanju’, an Oriental prostitute. They went to the Crazy Horse Cabaret which was ‘full of suited men’ and ‘women in nothing but G-strings’, Miss Wimmer said. She added: ‘To say that [colleague] Carol Teng and I looked out of place would be an understatement. ‘Ms Wanju engaged Mark in a private lap dance. This involved straddling Mark facing towards me and Carol. She began thrusting her hips in a fast motion.’ Mr Lowe then went on to have another lap dance with a waitress who rubbed her breasts in his face it was claimed. ‘It was wrong on so many levels that I cannot even begin to articulate it. Mark knew Carol and I would hate it and that we were not in a position to say anything for fear of losing our jobs,’ Miss Wimmer said. ‘We felt completely soiled.’







Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 8:49AM
Jordan,
Grow up.
-Gloria Steinem
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 8:50AM
I was so outraged I could only work there for five years.
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 8:51AM
Jordan Wimmer: charlize theron from the side, toni collette from the front.
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 8:52AM
YOU'RE A FUCKING INVESTOR RELATIONS GIRL! HELLO?!
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 8:53AM
JDUBS: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2721728/Financier-harassed-colleague-and-brought-escorts-to-work.html
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 8:54AM
I perform daily background checks on my secretary.
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 8:55AM
Oriental is for food and rugs.
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 8:56AM
loving this guy
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 8:56AM
@7 brits are racist.
Posted by johnny , Nov 10, 2009 8:57AM
Where did you get that dress? Its awful and those shoes and that coat jeez!
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 8:58AM
They went to the Crazy Horse Cabaret which was ‘full of suited men’ and ‘women in nothing but G-strings’,
that's what goes on a strip club!?!
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 8:58AM
‘They portrayed women, particularly blonde women, as objects and having no intelligence.’
Shut it darlin', if I wanted your opinion I would have told you what it was.
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 8:58AM
10 = ping jiang
Posted by InfiniteGuest , Nov 10, 2009 8:59AM
So much win.
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 9:00AM
this kind of stuff happened all the time when I was at SAC but you didn't hear any complaints from me (cause I liked it!)
-andrea tong
Posted by MiddleOfficeLoser , Nov 10, 2009 9:02AM
@3 - We have a winner!.
Posted by NakedShort , Nov 10, 2009 9:05AM
Whats up with the neckroll? Does she moonlight as the Broncos back up left tackle?
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 9:06AM
Is this guy hiring?
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 9:12AM
Mark Lowe is worth £100million and he's treated to a charity wanju?
I normally have to pay for my wanju...but it's worth every dollar.
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 9:12AM
damn Asian prosties taking our jobs! stop globalization now!
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 9:18AM
The stripper and prostitute who had to deal with that guy should be the ones suing. They definitely earned their money.
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 9:19AM
It's not moving!!!
Posted by pfluger , Nov 10, 2009 9:21AM
Mr. Lowe: Do you smoke after sex?
Miss Wimmer: I don't know. I never looked.
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 9:22AM
Slore!
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 9:24AM
@2 Hilarious
@5 Dead fucking on
Posted by Chuck Krug , Nov 10, 2009 9:25AM
What's an outrage is that she was paid $830K/yr.
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 9:29AM
How much head did she willingly give each day to be paid that much?
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 9:31AM
wtf, how did she get paid so much
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 9:32AM
Hey, baby. You got girlfriend Vietnam?
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 9:33AM
I didn't know that having an Asian fetish was grounds for getting sued. Oliver Stone better beef up his liability insurance before his key grip takes him for all he has.
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 9:40AM
$830k/year and she wears a houndstooth bathrobe to work...
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 9:40AM
that guy didn't find her attractive? anyone with more than 3 chins should be happy to get any chick with 1 arm and 1 leg
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 9:42AM
You would never see a CFA charterholder engaged in activities like these.
Posted by Anal_yst , Nov 10, 2009 9:44AM
She musta been a pretty crappy IR employee if she didn't understand how the whole "fundraising" process works, in practice...
Posted by Investorcluzo , Nov 10, 2009 9:45AM
I'd hit it...despite the frumpy outfit.
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 9:46AM
Completely soiled - she's into to the freaky stuff.
You like the freaky stuff, huh? That's cool. I can be naughty too. Real freakin naughty.
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 9:46AM
@Cluzo you'd hit anything
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 9:48AM
I'd kill my entire family for a piece of that.
-Steve Phillips
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 9:49AM
Whunt
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 10:01AM
@Anal_yst - Wanna make $14, the hard way?
Mark Lowe
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 10:01AM
They are hedge fund marketers/fund of funds. I have dealt with them in the past.Lowe wrote the most cheesiest emails pitching his funds and he seemed polite. They used to pitch BEAR STEARNS HIGH-GRADE CREDIT STRATEGIES quite a bit.
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 10:03AM
Why did they soil themselves after the incident at the Strip Club??
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 10:05AM
Fuck, I like this girl. She's more expensive than Ashley. Got to get me some of that to see exactly how this price bracket "feels."
-noted Hooker Fucker
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 10:06AM
Lowe is ucking fugly. I'd never give anyone who looks that gross a dime.
Posted by Anal_yst , Nov 10, 2009 10:07AM
@41
What are the "most cheesiest" emails?
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 10:09AM
@44 the result of a few thousand years of inbreeding
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 10:10AM
@32 the 100 million pound fortune trumps the neck fat
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 10:10AM
I would hit it and quit it.
Dyl Rat
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 10:11AM
@44 why do you care how your money manager looks? are you trying to fuck him?
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 10:23AM
Color me not impressed.
Shia LeDay-Trader
Posted by Tax Chick , Nov 10, 2009 10:24AM
@49 - perhaps you are looking at things backwards: if you are going to get fucked by your money manager, at least they can be good looking.
Posted by Becky Boot Fan , Nov 10, 2009 10:24AM
@10, classic Airplane line. Thanks, Johnny.
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 10:29AM
I love this British shit I may move to England.
-Lou Brown
Posted by Investorcluzo , Nov 10, 2009 10:31AM
@37 - not true, just ask your girlfriend...
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 10:34AM
@44 is jordan wimmer or cody willard
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 10:36AM
@54 Cluzo - good for you. You prove my point. Hope your dick didn't break off in that ice queen.
-37
Posted by CoveredLong , Nov 10, 2009 10:37AM
Anyone else catching that Anna Faris vibe she's throwing around?
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 10:41AM
@ 53 Well done with the obscure Major League reference. Jake Taylor would be proud...
Posted by Investorcluzo , Nov 10, 2009 10:43AM
@37/54 - are you illiterate?
you wrote: "@Cluzo you'd hit anything"
I wrote: "@37 - not true, just ask your girlfriend..."
see what I did there? do I have to spell it out for you? your girlfriend is not worthy of my magic stick...damn, do you work in IT?
Posted by Investorcluzo , Nov 10, 2009 10:46AM
and yes, it should have referenced @56 not @54...
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 10:48AM
@57 uh an EXTREMELY poor man's anna faris. also, check out JDubs from the front. as noted by 2, toni collette.
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 10:48AM
@57 - Yup. thought the same thing.
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 10:50AM
A damsel in distress...What's her email address, exNomos?
Posted by European Bear , Nov 10, 2009 10:51AM
I call BS. That's not what goes on in the Crazy Horse.
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 10:53AM
@eurobear, okay what does?
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 10:54AM
way hotter than mancision.
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 10:57AM
I didn't know Lady Gaga works on Wall St.
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 10:58AM
@9 in the UK oriental refers to what the US would use asian, and asian in UK means south east asia (india region)
Posted by European Bear , Nov 10, 2009 11:00AM
The Crazy Horse is a place where dancers perform on stage. There are no lap dances etc. Sure, there are naked breasts, but their aim is more to provide sophisticated entertainment. Many couples go there.
http://www.lecrazyhorseparis.com/
Posted by Anal_yst , Nov 10, 2009 11:04AM
@European Bear
While I've yet to enjoy some adult entertainment in Europe, its pretty common to have similar/same-named places that are worlds apart here in the States. Possible over there, too?
Posted by European Bear , Nov 10, 2009 11:07AM
@70,
Not in Paris. The true Crazy Horse would sue them pronto.
Posted by american bandersnatch , Nov 10, 2009 11:09AM
A strip club's a strip club. But they call it "le strip club".
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 11:11AM
There is only one blonde joke in the world...
...All the rest are true stories.
Posted by Tax Chick , Nov 10, 2009 11:17AM
@AB - Nice Pulp reference!
@Eurobear - there are also often off-menu services for high rollers. Perhaps this is the case here.
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 11:24AM
European bear got it right. Crazy Horse offers a show like it namesake in Vegas.
Some nudity, but moreover an artistic show,and zero lapdance. The dancers are pretty secretive and hard to approach.
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 11:29AM
@75 have you given it a shot?
Posted by Tax Chick , Nov 10, 2009 11:40AM
@76, I'm pretty sure he has
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 11:45AM
If a shiela wants prifishunnil rispict git a job in the news bisniss. Oh shuh, theel tilk about yer brists and liggs a bit in the blogs but not to yer fyce.
~A. Drury
new South Wales
Austrailiar
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 11:49AM
Never get a lapdance in Houston if you're wearing light colored clothing. Think skidmarks. BTDT.
~Former Equitable Natural Gas Trader
Posted by volatilitysmile , Nov 10, 2009 12:01PM
@78 - keep doing what you do so well.
Zere iz nossing like zis 'appenin' at ze Crazzy 'orse - a reputable etablissement. It would 'ave bin all over ze peppers ozervize.
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 12:08PM
Prease.......can't we all get arong?
~C. Wanju
69 Rue de Rugburn
Paris, France
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 12:15PM
@78 Nice. Never gets old.
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 12:32PM
Where's the hotel bill guy? Haven't seen his work in a while and this practically begs for it
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 12:54PM
this guys sounds awesome
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 1:07PM
@ 49- Agree.
At 44- Looking to fuck your manager?
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 1:07PM
TGFD says, fu*k that dipshit Lowe.
I think that in today's atmosphere of hatred toward the thieving financial types, Miss Wimmer stands a damn good chance of "fu*king his lights out", so to speak.
These days, any time a jury gets a crack at one of those arrogant bastards, they'll do their damndest to deliver a knockout punch.
4 million pounds sounds like a good starting point. If dipshit Lowe is not careful, that jury may deliver a much heavier award.
After all, Miss Wimmer is doing God's work in her effort to rid the earth of a vile serpent.
The Guy from Delaware
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 1:08PM
Mark Lowe: he looks like a pu-pu platter comprised of 1/3 Paul Bearer (of WWF fame), 1/3 Jerry Orbach, and 1/3 Jabba the Hut. He's got Jabba's mouth. The stripper who gave this guy a lapdance deserves danger pay.
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 1:39PM
Where do I send my resume?
--Melissa Lee
Posted by Anal_yst , Nov 10, 2009 1:44PM
@83 See Gasporino story from yesterday
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 3:00PM
I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes . .
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 7:31PM
I'm the only dumb blonde allowed to be on this site!!!
- Alicia Wetmore
Posted by guest , Nov 11, 2009 1:54PM
@86 - TGFD - So treu and end of story!
JLW, post your email address,others would love to further your cause...