And more! Oh yes, Jordan Wimmer has a whole host of grievances to air in the direction of her former boss, Nomos Capital founder Mark Lowe, and she’s doing so in a lawsuit seeking £4 million. First off, Wimmer does not care much more Lowe’s Asian fetish, his lack of creativity when it came to nicknames, or his lax attitude about background checks in hiring personnel (which is sort of seems like a baseless claim, as I think you’ll see Lowe did plenty of “background” checking before coming to an informed decision about the hiree in question):
Miss Wimmer claimed Mr Lowe, a married father of two with a reputed £100million fortune, had a penchant for Asian women…Oxford-educated Mr Lowe, she said, once allegedly employed an Oriental member of staff ‘because he had taken a fancy to her in the airport queue’. Miss Wimmer, who worked for Mr Lowe for five years, said she was part of a three-woman team at Mr Lowe’s firm Nomos Capital that he called ‘Mark’s Angels’. She said he took his inspiration from the film Charlie’s Angels – she was blonde, while her colleagues were brunette and of Chinese origin.
Would she have been more or less incensed by being dubbed the ‘Wet Bandits’? Unclear. Moving on, Wims says she also wasn’t too keen on the boss’s pick-up lines:
She claimed Mr Lowe…told her he did not find her attractive. However, she said he would still ‘invade her space’ and tried to kiss her at a hotel in Milan.
Or the blonde jokes:
She said that Mr Lowe made derogatory ‘dumb blonde’ comments and would email ‘a series of offensive jokes’ to the whole team at Nomos. ‘They portrayed women, particularly blonde women, as objects and having no intelligence.’
Or the prosties:
Miss Wimmer said her boss used the services of ‘high class prostitutes’ who he brought to business meetings. Describing one meeting in Hong Kong, she said: ‘Ling wore hot-pants that barely covered her buttocks, stilettos and no stockings.’
Though that may have had less to do with them being prostitutes than the insinuation that there was any overlap between an investor relations girl and a working girl:
Miss Wimmer said she felt demeaned by Mr Lowe creating the impression that Ling ‘was part of the Nomos outfit’ and did the same job as her.
And of course the matter of having to be present while this guy (at left) got a lap dance:
Miss Wimmer claimed that in 2005 she was made to watch Mr Lowe have a lap dance in a Paris burlesque club with ‘Charity Wanju’, an Oriental prostitute. They went to the Crazy Horse Cabaret which was ‘full of suited men’ and ‘women in nothing but G-strings’, Miss Wimmer said. She added: ‘To say that [colleague] Carol Teng and I looked out of place would be an understatement. ‘Ms Wanju engaged Mark in a private lap dance. This involved straddling Mark facing towards me and Carol. She began thrusting her hips in a fast motion.’ Mr Lowe then went on to have another lap dance with a waitress who rubbed her breasts in his face it was claimed. ‘It was wrong on so many levels that I cannot even begin to articulate it. Mark knew Carol and I would hate it and that we were not in a position to say anything for fear of losing our jobs,’ Miss Wimmer said. ‘We felt completely soiled.’
Jordan,
Grow up.
-Gloria Steinem
I was so outraged I could only work there for five years.
Jordan Wimmer: charlize theron from the side, toni collette from the front.
YOU’RE A FUCKING INVESTOR RELATIONS GIRL! HELLO?!
JDUBS: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2721728/Financier-harassed-colleague-and-brought-escorts-to-work.html
I perform daily background checks on my secretary.
Oriental is for food and rugs.
loving this guy
@7 brits are racist.
Where did you get that dress? Its awful and those shoes and that coat jeez!
They went to the Crazy Horse Cabaret which was ‘full of suited men’ and ‘women in nothing but G-strings’,
that’s what goes on a strip club!?!
10 = ping jiang
So much win.
this kind of stuff happened all the time when I was at SAC but you didn’t hear any complaints from me (cause I liked it!)
-andrea tong
@3 – We have a winner!.
Whats up with the neckroll? Does she moonlight as the Broncos back up left tackle?
Is this guy hiring?
Mark Lowe is worth £100million and he’s treated to a charity wanju?
I normally have to pay for my wanju…but it’s worth every dollar.
damn Asian prosties taking our jobs! stop globalization now!
The stripper and prostitute who had to deal with that guy should be the ones suing. They definitely earned their money.
It’s not moving!!!
Mr. Lowe: Do you smoke after sex?
Miss Wimmer: I don’t know. I never looked.
Slore!
@2 Hilarious
@5 Dead fucking on
What’s an outrage is that she was paid $830K/yr.
How much head did she willingly give each day to be paid that much?
wtf, how did she get paid so much
Hey, baby. You got girlfriend Vietnam?
I didn’t know that having an Asian fetish was grounds for getting sued. Oliver Stone better beef up his liability insurance before his key grip takes him for all he has.
$830k/year and she wears a houndstooth bathrobe to work…
that guy didn’t find her attractive? anyone with more than 3 chins should be happy to get any chick with 1 arm and 1 leg
You would never see a CFA charterholder engaged in activities like these.
She musta been a pretty crappy IR employee if she didn’t understand how the whole “fundraising” process works, in practice…
I’d hit it…despite the frumpy outfit.
Completely soiled – she’s into to the freaky stuff.
You like the freaky stuff, huh? That’s cool. I can be naughty too. Real freakin naughty.
@Cluzo you’d hit anything
I’d kill my entire family for a piece of that.
-Steve Phillips
Whunt
@Anal_yst – Wanna make $14, the hard way?
Mark Lowe
They are hedge fund marketers/fund of funds. I have dealt with them in the past.Lowe wrote the most cheesiest emails pitching his funds and he seemed polite. They used to pitch BEAR STEARNS HIGH-GRADE CREDIT STRATEGIES quite a bit.
Why did they soil themselves after the incident at the Strip Club??
Fuck, I like this girl. She’s more expensive than Ashley. Got to get me some of that to see exactly how this price bracket “feels.”
-noted Hooker Fucker
Lowe is ucking fugly. I’d never give anyone who looks that gross a dime.
@41
What are the “most cheesiest” emails?
@44 the result of a few thousand years of inbreeding
@32 the 100 million pound fortune trumps the neck fat
I would hit it and quit it.
Dyl Rat
@44 why do you care how your money manager looks? are you trying to fuck him?
Color me not impressed.
Shia LeDay-Trader
@49 – perhaps you are looking at things backwards: if you are going to get fucked by your money manager, at least they can be good looking.
@10, classic Airplane line. Thanks, Johnny.
I love this British shit I may move to England.
-Lou Brown
@37 – not true, just ask your girlfriend…
@44 is jordan wimmer or cody willard
@54 Cluzo – good for you. You prove my point. Hope your dick didn’t break off in that ice queen.
-37
Anyone else catching that Anna Faris vibe she’s throwing around?
@ 53 Well done with the obscure Major League reference. Jake Taylor would be proud…
@37/54 – are you illiterate?
you wrote: “@Cluzo you’d hit anything”
I wrote: “@37 – not true, just ask your girlfriend…”
see what I did there? do I have to spell it out for you? your girlfriend is not worthy of my magic stick…damn, do you work in IT?
and yes, it should have referenced @56 not @54…
@57 uh an EXTREMELY poor man’s anna faris. also, check out JDubs from the front. as noted by 2, toni collette.
A damsel in distress…What’s her email address, exNomos?
I call BS. That’s not what goes on in the Crazy Horse.
@eurobear, okay what does?
way hotter than mancision.
I didn’t know Lady Gaga works on Wall St.
@9 in the UK oriental refers to what the US would use asian, and asian in UK means south east asia (india region)
The Crazy Horse is a place where dancers perform on stage. There are no lap dances etc. Sure, there are naked breasts, but their aim is more to provide sophisticated entertainment. Many couples go there.
http://www.lecrazyhorseparis.com/
@European Bear
While I’ve yet to enjoy some adult entertainment in Europe, its pretty common to have similar/same-named places that are worlds apart here in the States. Possible over there, too?
@70,
Not in Paris. The true Crazy Horse would sue them pronto.
A strip club’s a strip club. But they call it “le strip club”.
There is only one blonde joke in the world…
…All the rest are true stories.
@AB – Nice Pulp reference!
@Eurobear – there are also often off-menu services for high rollers. Perhaps this is the case here.
European bear got it right. Crazy Horse offers a show like it namesake in Vegas.
Some nudity, but moreover an artistic show,and zero lapdance. The dancers are pretty secretive and hard to approach.
@75 have you given it a shot?
@76, I’m pretty sure he has
If a shiela wants prifishunnil rispict git a job in the news bisniss. Oh shuh, theel tilk about yer brists and liggs a bit in the blogs but not to yer fyce.
~A. Drury
new South Wales
Austrailiar
Never get a lapdance in Houston if you’re wearing light colored clothing. Think skidmarks. BTDT.
~Former Equitable Natural Gas Trader
@78 – keep doing what you do so well.
Zere iz nossing like zis ‘appenin’ at ze Crazzy ‘orse – a reputable etablissement. It would ‘ave bin all over ze peppers ozervize.
Prease…….can’t we all get arong?
~C. Wanju
69 Rue de Rugburn
Paris, France
@78 Nice. Never gets old.
Where’s the hotel bill guy? Haven’t seen his work in a while and this practically begs for it
this guys sounds awesome
@ 49- Agree.
At 44- Looking to fuck your manager?
TGFD says, fu*k that dipshit Lowe.
I think that in today’s atmosphere of hatred toward the thieving financial types, Miss Wimmer stands a damn good chance of “fu*king his lights out”, so to speak.
These days, any time a jury gets a crack at one of those arrogant bastards, they’ll do their damndest to deliver a knockout punch.
4 million pounds sounds like a good starting point. If dipshit Lowe is not careful, that jury may deliver a much heavier award.
After all, Miss Wimmer is doing God’s work in her effort to rid the earth of a vile serpent.
The Guy from Delaware
Mark Lowe: he looks like a pu-pu platter comprised of 1/3 Paul Bearer (of WWF fame), 1/3 Jerry Orbach, and 1/3 Jabba the Hut. He’s got Jabba’s mouth. The stripper who gave this guy a lapdance deserves danger pay.
Where do I send my resume?
–Melissa Lee
@83 See Gasporino story from yesterday
I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes . .
I’m the only dumb blonde allowed to be on this site!!!
- Alicia Wetmore
@86 – TGFD – So treu and end of story!
JLW, post your email address,others would love to further your cause…