Yesterday in court, Jordan Wimmer, the Nomos investor relations girl suing her boss, Mark Lowe, for possibly forcing her to accompany him to a strip club, making dumb blonde jokes at the office, and hiring his girlfriend/hooker to work in the office alongside Jords (which you understand was demeaning because it gave the impression that an IR girl is kinda like a whore) added a couple more complaints. First off, that Lowe treats women like objects (“he thinks he can just buy women like handbags or designer dresses which are meant to be just thrown around and bought on occasion”) and second, that he talked about that sickening love stuff in a place of business.
‘I couldn’t believe he was acting like a teenager in love, telling me wholly inappropriate things… Like how he loved Ling, and whether Ling loved him. I do think it’s inappropriate when your boss is talking about teenage love and lust stories about his girlfriend.’
As for Wimmer’s issues with Lowe bringing working girls to business meetings, the defense doesn’t see how that’s relevant because a) those hookers are his girlfriends and b) they’re key players in the industry.
Elizabeth Melville, representing Mr Lowe, said to Miss Wimmer that one of the women Miss Wimmer was referring to, Natalia Malagina, was also highly qualified, and had worked for two investment banks, and is now studying at Lausanne University for an MBA.
The City girl and the Russian ‘escort’ her hedge fund boss used to take on business trips [DailyMail via BI]
Posted by Inside the Buyside , Nov 11, 2009 8:56AM
She looks so leptokurtic in those pictures.
Posted by Becky Boot Fan , Nov 11, 2009 8:58AM
It's moving...and I like it, Bess.
Posted by guest , Nov 11, 2009 9:02AM
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man!
Posted by guest , Nov 11, 2009 9:04AM
Which is more use to a prostie, MBA or CFA?
Posted by Investorcluzo , Nov 11, 2009 9:04AM
I'd hit that...and I don't hit just anything.
Posted by guest , Nov 11, 2009 9:04AM
I remember hearing the story of the $10,000 expense report from a salesman visiting the Tokyo office. The manager says "what's this? $10K for one night?". The salesman responds, "I entertain men not boys!"
*I remember the 90's*
Posted by Anal_yst , Nov 11, 2009 9:07AM
I mean the guy had it coming, I'll allow that, wtf did he think was gonna happen. There's only a very unique type of woman thats ok with such adventures/habits, and they're rare, in my experience.
Posted by StillNoCouch , Nov 11, 2009 9:10AM
I would not only hire her, I'd give her the pearl necklace too.
My name is StillNoCouch and I approve this message.
Posted by guest , Nov 11, 2009 9:10AM
Miss Wimmer said: 'It's just completely inappropriate and so demeaning for me to have to stand there in a pinstripe suit next to someone in Dior hotpants that don't cover her buttocks, standing there in stilettoes with her breasts pushed out.'
Miss Melville responded: 'You went to functions in a short skirt, or low-cut top, very tasteful, but nevertheless showing quite a lot of flesh.'
burn.
Posted by Investorcluzo , Nov 11, 2009 9:11AM
oh wait, she'got an mba too (I'd hit that twice)? time to restart the mba/cfa debate...
Posted by guest , Nov 11, 2009 9:11AM
because it's obvious that he wouldn't have to pay for it - that dude's fugly even for an English guy.
Posted by 2and20_never_felt_so_good , Nov 11, 2009 9:14AM
He was definitely getting his money's worth -- particularly since it was OPM
This is an investment I can approve for HandBridge Capital Partners
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , Nov 11, 2009 9:21AM
Two types of people work IR and hedge funds, hot chics with big tits are fat old perverts with huge rolodexes.
Posted by guest , Nov 11, 2009 9:25AM
Goodagina
Posted by guest , Nov 11, 2009 9:25AM
Hedge fund managers are the true whores. The girls are merely commodities traders.
Posted by guest , Nov 11, 2009 9:30AM
As the creator of "2 and 20 never felt so good," "no load - just kidding," and other popular HandCap mottoes, I would like to say that while I am gratified to see them put to use, I have not authored the comment @12.
Posted by guest , Nov 11, 2009 9:30AM
Is Jordan Winner a "Sloan Park Ranger"?
And does anyone have Jord's contact info? Would anyone be terribly upset if I went ahead and tapped her azz?
Posted by guest , Nov 11, 2009 9:37AM
"I'm not bad, I'm only drawn this way" (wrt the second picture).
Posted by guest , Nov 11, 2009 9:52AM
@17 - I don't think a Canadian can be a Sloan Park Ranger. Quotes or not.
She actually looks more like a Chelsea Dagger to me.
Posted by guest , Nov 11, 2009 9:52AM
@18 thanks, Jessica.
Posted by guest , Nov 11, 2009 9:55AM
noodle
Posted by guest , Nov 11, 2009 10:05AM
So, IR chicks at hedge funds are nothing more than (slightly) refurbished hookers. What a shocker. This should be NO surprise to anyone who has ever attended any hedge fund conference
Posted by Murdock , Nov 11, 2009 10:07AM
English newspapers hit the mark.
Posted by guest , Nov 11, 2009 10:12AM
"Sloan Park Ranger"=Korean born/raised in Chelsea?
Posted by guest , Nov 11, 2009 10:12AM
There may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer, but diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Posted by guest , Nov 11, 2009 10:18AM
The defendant's case fell apart as it was revealed that female employees included Alotta Fagina, Robin Swallows (nee Spitz), Fook Mi and Fook Yu and that he referred to himself as international man of mystery and changed is middle name to Danger.
Posted by guest , Nov 11, 2009 10:22AM
@4 FTW
Posted by guest , Nov 11, 2009 10:25AM
@26 You forgot Lotta Gue.
Posted by D10S , Nov 11, 2009 10:30AM
Que la chupen, y que la sigan mamando.
Posted by guest , Nov 11, 2009 10:40AM
Could we please start a thread on the top 10 hottest hedge fund IR chicks? Neither Wimmer nor Mancision would make the cut.
Posted by guest , Nov 11, 2009 11:04AM
@22 no one here is shocked.
@30 http://dealbreaker.com/2009/11/hooker-employing-hedge-fund-ma.php
Posted by guest , Nov 11, 2009 11:17AM
we call them sloan rangers, and no, she isn't one - she's called jordan for christ's sake. upwardly mobile slag.
Posted by trojan , Nov 11, 2009 11:24AM
limeys
Posted by BSD , Nov 11, 2009 11:42AM
Bitch's just pissed that Mark never showed her any loving, while giving it out freely to women who were "beneath" her.
Seriously, read between the lines her testimony. That shit is double spaced.
Posted by guest , Nov 11, 2009 11:57AM
She is jealous.
She needs a sytlist...enough with the floppy collared-Palin coats...
Posted by guest , Nov 11, 2009 1:18PM
"Mal-a-gina"??? No way!
Posted by guest , Nov 11, 2009 2:33PM
"Mal-a-gina" is a serious problem in the UK.
"New warning on 'perfect vaginas' "
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8352711.stm
Posted by guest , Nov 11, 2009 3:43PM
Beef Curtains
Posted by guest , Nov 11, 2009 4:02PM
yeah, but what stocks does she have an "edge" in?
-raj
Posted by morganovich , Nov 11, 2009 4:17PM
i heard she was awesome at getting "the juice"...