Yesterday in court, Jordan Wimmer, the Nomos investor relations girl suing her boss, Mark Lowe, for possibly forcing her to accompany him to a strip club, making dumb blonde jokes at the office, and hiring his girlfriend/hooker to work in the office alongside Jords (which you understand was demeaning because it gave the impression that an IR girl is kinda like a whore) added a couple more complaints. First off, that Lowe treats women like objects (“he thinks he can just buy women like handbags or designer dresses which are meant to be just thrown around and bought on occasion”) and second, that he talked about that sickening love stuff in a place of business.
‘I couldn’t believe he was acting like a teenager in love, telling me wholly inappropriate things… Like how he loved Ling, and whether Ling loved him. I do think it’s inappropriate when your boss is talking about teenage love and lust stories about his girlfriend.’
As for Wimmer’s issues with Lowe bringing working girls to business meetings, the defense doesn’t see how that’s relevant because a) those hookers are his girlfriends and b) they’re key players in the industry.
Elizabeth Melville, representing Mr Lowe, said to Miss Wimmer that one of the women Miss Wimmer was referring to, Natalia Malagina, was also highly qualified, and had worked for two investment banks, and is now studying at Lausanne University for an MBA.
The City girl and the Russian ‘escort’ her hedge fund boss used to take on business trips [DailyMail via BI]
She looks so leptokurtic in those pictures.
It’s moving…and I like it, Bess.
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man!
Which is more use to a prostie, MBA or CFA?
I’d hit that…and I don’t hit just anything.
I remember hearing the story of the $10,000 expense report from a salesman visiting the Tokyo office. The manager says “what’s this? $10K for one night?”. The salesman responds, “I entertain men not boys!”
*I remember the 90′s*
I mean the guy had it coming, I’ll allow that, wtf did he think was gonna happen. There’s only a very unique type of woman thats ok with such adventures/habits, and they’re rare, in my experience.
I would not only hire her, I’d give her the pearl necklace too.
My name is StillNoCouch and I approve this message.
Miss Wimmer said: ‘It’s just completely inappropriate and so demeaning for me to have to stand there in a pinstripe suit next to someone in Dior hotpants that don’t cover her buttocks, standing there in stilettoes with her breasts pushed out.’
Miss Melville responded: ‘You went to functions in a short skirt, or low-cut top, very tasteful, but nevertheless showing quite a lot of flesh.’
burn.
oh wait, she’got an mba too (I’d hit that twice)? time to restart the mba/cfa debate…
because it’s obvious that he wouldn’t have to pay for it – that dude’s fugly even for an English guy.
He was definitely getting his money’s worth — particularly since it was OPM
This is an investment I can approve for HandBridge Capital Partners
Two types of people work IR and hedge funds, hot chics with big tits are fat old perverts with huge rolodexes.
Goodagina
Hedge fund managers are the true whores. The girls are merely commodities traders.
As the creator of “2 and 20 never felt so good,” “no load – just kidding,” and other popular HandCap mottoes, I would like to say that while I am gratified to see them put to use, I have not authored the comment @12.
Is Jordan Winner a “Sloan Park Ranger”?
And does anyone have Jord’s contact info? Would anyone be terribly upset if I went ahead and tapped her azz?
“I’m not bad, I’m only drawn this way” (wrt the second picture).
@17 – I don’t think a Canadian can be a Sloan Park Ranger. Quotes or not.
She actually looks more like a Chelsea Dagger to me.
@18 thanks, Jessica.
noodle
So, IR chicks at hedge funds are nothing more than (slightly) refurbished hookers. What a shocker. This should be NO surprise to anyone who has ever attended any hedge fund conference
English newspapers hit the mark.
“Sloan Park Ranger”=Korean born/raised in Chelsea?
There may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer, but diamonds are a girl’s best friend.
The defendant’s case fell apart as it was revealed that female employees included Alotta Fagina, Robin Swallows (nee Spitz), Fook Mi and Fook Yu and that he referred to himself as international man of mystery and changed is middle name to Danger.
@4 FTW
@26 You forgot Lotta Gue.
Que la chupen, y que la sigan mamando.
Could we please start a thread on the top 10 hottest hedge fund IR chicks? Neither Wimmer nor Mancision would make the cut.
@22 no one here is shocked.
@30 http://dealbreaker.com/2009/11/hooker-employing-hedge-fund-ma.php
we call them sloan rangers, and no, she isn’t one – she’s called jordan for christ’s sake. upwardly mobile slag.
limeys
Bitch’s just pissed that Mark never showed her any loving, while giving it out freely to women who were “beneath” her.
Seriously, read between the lines her testimony. That shit is double spaced.
She is jealous.
She needs a sytlist…enough with the floppy collared-Palin coats…
“Mal-a-gina”??? No way!
“Mal-a-gina” is a serious problem in the UK.
“New warning on ‘perfect vaginas’ ”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8352711.stm
Beef Curtains
yeah, but what stocks does she have an “edge” in?
-raj
i heard she was awesome at getting “the juice”…