Thus far in the Nomos Capital case, we’ve heard IR girl Jordana Wimmer’s allegations against her boss, Mark Lowe (that he tried to kill her (several times), he hired hookers to work in the office, he forced Wimmer to be present while he received lap dances, he has an Asian fetish, he made dumb blonde jokes, and he told an intern he “face-fucks” enemies), and Lowe’s defense (Wimmer has a “vivid imagination, those hookers were “highly qualified,” lap dances are a spectator sport, everyone loves an Asian, he didn’t make up those jokes he only forwarded them, and he said “screw,” not “face-fuck”).
Now the fund’s representatives have been given the opportunity to bring their own evidence to the table and they’re pretty sure once you hear the dirt they’ve got on this girl there’ll be no doubt that Jordana Wimmer is a lying, deceitful tramp whose claims are not to be bought. Did the defense reveal emails from Jordana Wimmer to fellow colleagues making her own sexist dumb blonde jokes? Did they bring forward footage of Wimmer S’ing D for money? Did she hire someone to kill Mark Lowe? Not just threaten but actually face-fuck an enemy? Was it Wimmer who forced Lowe, against his will, to get the lap dance, which she insisted on standing by to watch? None of the above. Something so much worse, and way more incriminating.
Citing what Nick Headly, a director of the company, claimed was another example of non-payment, he recalled the taxi journey. He said: “There had been one occasion when I loaned Jordan £10 for a taxi fare back to her flat.
“She stuck a Post-It note on a computer screen saying ‘I owe Nick £10′, so that was a marker. “She had never even paid that back to me and I never raised the subject.”
Sex tribunal claimant ‘failed to pay £10 taxi fare’ claim [Telegraph]
i would so face fuck her
No wonder Kurt Cobain offed himself
She looks like trouble to me.
~R. Uchitel
She looks like she could be murderous with a 7-iron.
2,
I don’t even understand the context; nonetheless, a quality comment.
Even for someone that lives in England she’s quite white
Lady Gaga hot
She could suck-start a leaf blower.
@8 one for originality you are not.
That hair is not a color found in nature.
@10
http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/zoo/arctic-fox
guys don’t make passes at lying whore bitches who wear glasses.
-ML
I chose to be self employed simply because of the history of events that so very match the plight of Ms. Wimmer and all women in the UK workforce. A girl has to mash in her Bristols these days to try and avoid a hallway “rogering” no matter where she works it seems.
~Mary Poppins
the glasses say: “I’m smart and sensy;” the lips say: “yes.I.can!”
Keep her away from schools, coffee shops, and post offices.
The glasses say “I can hide my emotions behind a professional look…”
The arched eyebrow says, “Wow…the stripper was right! You really did have a rolled up sock in there!”
@14 that was horrible
Tabatha would not be impressed with the sylist that did that dye job.
The eyebrows say “yes i took that guy for GBP 10″. The half smile says and “I’ll take my crass idiot boss for millions”.
Nice raincoat, slut-bag.
-Muffie Benson-Perella
wud
I am disappointed in all of you.
Chappy Sinclair
To me, the glasses say “I only do anal”.
-TG
Wait, this b*tch was pulling what 3/4 of a million pounds a year and couldn’t come up with 10 for a freaking taxi?
Something smells fishy here…
Something is not right with that bag under her arm. Real or fake?
She looks like she’s regained her composure/spunk nicely. That Remembrance Day photo had her looking reeling/woozy. If she’s any barometer, I’d say the case is looking up.
She reminds me of Anna Ferris in
“Just Friends” and I bet she is just as psychotic as that character.
@27
Kill yourself.
@11 = creationist.
Wonder if she’s had a Tiger in her tank?
I don’t care
I don’t care
I don’t care
About this world
I don’t care
About that girl
I don’t care
I don’t care
I don’t care
About these words
I don’t care
Joey Ramone
@11 = creationist. Examine your faith.
finally some good JO material
@33
De gustibus non est disputandum
@11 = excellent
Where do I send my resume?
–Melissa Lee
@14 – I think the lips say I catch every drop.
Ironic that a certain R.Uchitel (comment 3) describes Ms Wimmer as ‘trouble’!!
The apple does not fall far from the tree. Worked with her mother in Canada…who also was a Class A bitch.