jordanwimmer2.jpegThus far in the Nomos Capital case, we’ve heard IR girl Jordana Wimmer’s allegations against her boss, Mark Lowe (that he tried to kill her (several times), he hired hookers to work in the office, he forced Wimmer to be present while he received lap dances, he has an Asian fetish, he made dumb blonde jokes, and he told an intern he “face-fucks” enemies), and Lowe’s defense (Wimmer has a “vivid imagination, those hookers were “highly qualified,” lap dances are a spectator sport, everyone loves an Asian, he didn’t make up those jokes he only forwarded them, and he said “screw,” not “face-fuck”).
Now the fund’s representatives have been given the opportunity to bring their own evidence to the table and they’re pretty sure once you hear the dirt they’ve got on this girl there’ll be no doubt that Jordana Wimmer is a lying, deceitful tramp whose claims are not to be bought. Did the defense reveal emails from Jordana Wimmer to fellow colleagues making her own sexist dumb blonde jokes? Did they bring forward footage of Wimmer S’ing D for money? Did she hire someone to kill Mark Lowe? Not just threaten but actually face-fuck an enemy? Was it Wimmer who forced Lowe, against his will, to get the lap dance, which she insisted on standing by to watch? None of the above. Something so much worse, and way more incriminating.

Citing what Nick Headly, a director of the company, claimed was another example of non-payment, he recalled the taxi journey. He said: “There had been one occasion when I loaned Jordan £10 for a taxi fare back to her flat.

“She stuck a Post-It note on a computer screen saying ‘I owe Nick £10′, so that was a marker. “She had never even paid that back to me and I never raised the subject.”

Sex tribunal claimant ‘failed to pay £10 taxi fare’ claim [Telegraph]

Comments (39)

  1. Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 11:18 AM

    i would so face fuck her

  2. Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 11:21 AM

    No wonder Kurt Cobain offed himself

  3. Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 11:23 AM

    She looks like trouble to me.
    ~R. Uchitel

  4. Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 11:24 AM

    She looks like she could be murderous with a 7-iron.

  5. Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 11:24 AM

    2,
    I don’t even understand the context; nonetheless, a quality comment.

  6. Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 11:25 AM

    Even for someone that lives in England she’s quite white

  7. Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 11:25 AM

    Lady Gaga hot

  8. Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 11:27 AM

    She could suck-start a leaf blower.

  9. Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 11:29 AM

    @8 one for originality you are not.

  10. Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 11:34 AM

    That hair is not a color found in nature.

  11. Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 11:37 AM
  12. Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 11:37 AM

    guys don’t make passes at lying whore bitches who wear glasses.
    -ML

  13. Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 11:37 AM

    I chose to be self employed simply because of the history of events that so very match the plight of Ms. Wimmer and all women in the UK workforce. A girl has to mash in her Bristols these days to try and avoid a hallway “rogering” no matter where she works it seems.
    ~Mary Poppins

  14. Posted by Investorcluzo | November 30, 2009 at 11:39 AM

    the glasses say: “I’m smart and sensy;” the lips say: “yes.I.can!”

  15. Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 11:39 AM

    Keep her away from schools, coffee shops, and post offices.

  16. Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 11:45 AM

    The glasses say “I can hide my emotions behind a professional look…”
    The arched eyebrow says, “Wow…the stripper was right! You really did have a rolled up sock in there!”

  17. Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 11:45 AM

    @14 that was horrible

  18. Posted by NakedShort | November 30, 2009 at 11:48 AM

    Tabatha would not be impressed with the sylist that did that dye job.

  19. Posted by american bandersnatch | November 30, 2009 at 11:50 AM

    The eyebrows say “yes i took that guy for GBP 10″. The half smile says and “I’ll take my crass idiot boss for millions”.

  20. Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 12:00 PM

    Nice raincoat, slut-bag.
    -Muffie Benson-Perella

  21. Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 12:00 PM

    wud

  22. Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 12:03 PM

    I am disappointed in all of you.
    Chappy Sinclair

  23. Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 12:04 PM

    To me, the glasses say “I only do anal”.
    -TG

  24. Posted by Anal_yst | November 30, 2009 at 12:06 PM

    Wait, this b*tch was pulling what 3/4 of a million pounds a year and couldn’t come up with 10 for a freaking taxi?
    Something smells fishy here…

  25. Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 12:09 PM

    Something is not right with that bag under her arm. Real or fake?

  26. Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 12:12 PM

    She looks like she’s regained her composure/spunk nicely. That Remembrance Day photo had her looking reeling/woozy. If she’s any barometer, I’d say the case is looking up.

  27. Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 12:16 PM

    She reminds me of Anna Ferris in
    “Just Friends” and I bet she is just as psychotic as that character.

  28. Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 12:31 PM

    @27
    Kill yourself.

  29. Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 12:43 PM

    @11 = creationist.

  30. Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 12:48 PM

    Wonder if she’s had a Tiger in her tank?

  31. Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 12:58 PM

    I don’t care
    I don’t care
    I don’t care
    About this world
    I don’t care
    About that girl
    I don’t care
    I don’t care
    I don’t care
    About these words
    I don’t care
    Joey Ramone

  32. Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 1:00 PM

    @11 = creationist. Examine your faith.

  33. Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 1:41 PM

    finally some good JO material

  34. Posted by MikeTyson | November 30, 2009 at 2:11 PM

    @33
    De gustibus non est disputandum

  35. Posted by MooseFister | November 30, 2009 at 7:55 PM

    @11 = excellent

  36. Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 8:34 PM

    Where do I send my resume?
    –Melissa Lee

  37. Posted by turd_ferguson | December 1, 2009 at 5:16 AM

    @14 – I think the lips say I catch every drop.

  38. Posted by S Gola | May 4, 2010 at 6:38 AM

    Ironic that a certain R.Uchitel (comment 3) describes Ms Wimmer as ‘trouble’!!

  39. Posted by CanadianComment | January 16, 2011 at 1:28 AM

    The apple does not fall far from the tree. Worked with her mother in Canada…who also was a Class A bitch.

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