The holiday party was canceled last year but unlike certain other banks, terrified at the backlash that would result from the sight of their employees enjoying themselves over shrimp puffs, JPM is up to get down with Christ and corporate groping. A few employees are miffed at the fact that they were informed the investment bank’s party will take place in the cafeteria of 270 Park but the point is, it’s happening. JPM’ers should also give thanks that they have not been barred from holding self-funded year-end celebrations.
JPMorgan Brings Christmas Back
Posted by Bess Levin, Nov 19, 2009, 4:00pm
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Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2009 4:08PM
I love to party.
-JD
Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2009 4:08PM
I prefer for it to be called a holiday party.
- Andrew Ross Sorkin
Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2009 4:11PM
Just look at that smile. Compensation must taste sweet with JD on ur side!
Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2009 4:11PM
@3 for real. I love this guy.
Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2009 4:11PM
@2 - I just shit myself. but just a little.
Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2009 4:12PM
Bess where did you get that pic?
Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2009 4:14PM
After the 4th mojito, everyone smiles like that.
Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2009 4:15PM
@7 mojito? fag.
Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2009 4:15PM
I like it when grown men dress up as fuzzy animals at my parties.
Dennis Kneale
Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2009 4:15PM
@7 that's very clearly a martini.
Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2009 4:16PM
JD is the most Catholic man on Wall Street
Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2009 4:17PM
@11 greek orthodox you idiot.
Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2009 4:18PM
I thought he was Greek Orthodox.
Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2009 4:19PM
Is he Mormon?
Da Jello Eater
Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2009 4:19PM
he is so fucking hot in that picture.
-banker chick
Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2009 4:25PM
@15 agreed.
-ping j
Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2009 4:30PM
His bowels are rock solid. Tightest on the street.
Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2009 4:42PM
clearly holier than GS. This is a direct challenge they will have to meet somehow
Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2009 4:42PM
On a daily basis, Jamie Dimon wakes up and promptly takes a hefty "Andrew" and wipes his "Sorkin".
Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2009 4:44PM
Bess, who did you cut out of the picture?
Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2009 4:51PM
@20 Mrs. Dimon?
Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2009 4:51PM
Chuck Norris challenged Jamie to a street fight and JD won
Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2009 4:53PM
@18 clearly GS will host a hanukkah holidy extravaganza
Posted by CoveredLong , Nov 19, 2009 5:08PM
We like to party
We like, we like to party
We like to party
We like, we like to party
-JPM
Posted by Anal_yst , Nov 19, 2009 5:17PM
when's the Dealbreaker Hanukah Extravaganza?
Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2009 5:19PM
Meanwhile in Kansas city, LB apologizes...
http://www.kansascity.com/444/story/1580823.html
Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2009 5:24PM
@25: I was wondering the same thing. My schedule is wide open...
-Greg M.
Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2009 5:42PM
Those Macabees were pretty badass dudes.
Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2009 5:45PM
@25/Anal what do you say to 7pm Dec 4th at Hill Country?
Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2009 6:07PM
@26 that was days ago, written about here, thanks.
Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2009 6:12PM
Even money he is getting a BJ from a first year analyst under the table.
Posted by Tax Chick , Nov 19, 2009 6:16PM
@29 Hill Country? So not kosher to host a Hanukah party with pulled pork. Even a WASP like me knows that.
Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2009 7:14PM
@32/TC maybe think of it as a festivus party?
-29
Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2009 8:04PM
JD just took a big steamy shit on LB
-Santa Claus
Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2009 8:25PM
no pulled pork at hill country. solid brisket though
Posted by Tax Chick , Nov 19, 2009 8:30PM
@35 - Oh, my bad... pork chops (bone-in) and pork spare ribs... kosher the last time I checked, not!
@29 (also 35?) - down with festivus. Barbecue traditional festivus food? Not up on all my traditions.
Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2009 10:36PM
Heard JPM also had a huge party last night for all the IB Analysts and Associates.
Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2009 10:36PM
Heard JPM also had a huge party last night at a fancy joint for all the IB Analysts and Associates.
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 9:45AM
@ 38, Did you say fancy joint?
-Jimbo Cayne
Posted by guest , Nov 20, 2009 10:40AM
JC looks favorably on JD and will attend in order to change the government sanctioned water into Caymus (not that shit they drink at BofA). Move over LB.