• 19 Nov 2009 at 4:00 PM

JPMorgan Brings Christmas Back

By Bess Levin

santa.jpgThe holiday party was canceled last year but unlike certain other banks, terrified at the backlash that would result from the sight of their employees enjoying themselves over shrimp puffs, JPM is up to get down with Christ and corporate groping. A few employees are miffed at the fact that they were informed the investment bank’s party will take place in the cafeteria of 270 Park but the point is, it’s happening. JPM’ers should also give thanks that they have not been barred from holding self-funded year-end celebrations.

Comments (40)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | November 19, 2009 at 4:08 PM

    I love to party.
    -JD

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | November 19, 2009 at 4:08 PM

    I prefer for it to be called a holiday party.
    - Andrew Ross Sorkin

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | November 19, 2009 at 4:11 PM

    Just look at that smile. Compensation must taste sweet with JD on ur side!

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | November 19, 2009 at 4:11 PM

    @3 for real. I love this guy.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | November 19, 2009 at 4:11 PM

    @2 – I just shit myself. but just a little.

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | November 19, 2009 at 4:12 PM

    Bess where did you get that pic?

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | November 19, 2009 at 4:14 PM

    After the 4th mojito, everyone smiles like that.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | November 19, 2009 at 4:15 PM

    @7 mojito? fag.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | November 19, 2009 at 4:15 PM

    I like it when grown men dress up as fuzzy animals at my parties.
    Dennis Kneale

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | November 19, 2009 at 4:15 PM

    @7 that’s very clearly a martini.

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | November 19, 2009 at 4:16 PM

    JD is the most Catholic man on Wall Street

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | November 19, 2009 at 4:17 PM

    @11 greek orthodox you idiot.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | November 19, 2009 at 4:18 PM

    I thought he was Greek Orthodox.

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | November 19, 2009 at 4:19 PM

    Is he Mormon?
    Da Jello Eater

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | November 19, 2009 at 4:19 PM

    he is so fucking hot in that picture.
    -banker chick

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | November 19, 2009 at 4:25 PM

    @15 agreed.
    -ping j

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | November 19, 2009 at 4:30 PM

    His bowels are rock solid. Tightest on the street.

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | November 19, 2009 at 4:42 PM

    clearly holier than GS. This is a direct challenge they will have to meet somehow

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | November 19, 2009 at 4:42 PM

    On a daily basis, Jamie Dimon wakes up and promptly takes a hefty “Andrew” and wipes his “Sorkin”.

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | November 19, 2009 at 4:44 PM

    Bess, who did you cut out of the picture?

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | November 19, 2009 at 4:51 PM

    @20 Mrs. Dimon?

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | November 19, 2009 at 4:51 PM

    Chuck Norris challenged Jamie to a street fight and JD won

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | November 19, 2009 at 4:53 PM

    @18 clearly GS will host a hanukkah holidy extravaganza

  24. 24
    Posted by CoveredLong | November 19, 2009 at 5:08 PM

    We like to party
    We like, we like to party
    We like to party
    We like, we like to party
    -JPM

  25. 25
    Posted by Anal_yst | November 19, 2009 at 5:17 PM

    when’s the Dealbreaker Hanukah Extravaganza?

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | November 19, 2009 at 5:19 PM

    Meanwhile in Kansas city, LB apologizes…
    http://www.kansascity.com/444/story/1580823.html

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | November 19, 2009 at 5:24 PM

    @25: I was wondering the same thing. My schedule is wide open…
    -Greg M.

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | November 19, 2009 at 5:42 PM

    Those Macabees were pretty badass dudes.

  29. 29
    Posted by guest | November 19, 2009 at 5:45 PM

    @25/Anal what do you say to 7pm Dec 4th at Hill Country?

  30. 30
    Posted by guest | November 19, 2009 at 6:07 PM

    @26 that was days ago, written about here, thanks.

  31. 31
    Posted by guest | November 19, 2009 at 6:12 PM

    Even money he is getting a BJ from a first year analyst under the table.

  32. 32
    Posted by Tax Chick | November 19, 2009 at 6:16 PM

    @29 Hill Country? So not kosher to host a Hanukah party with pulled pork. Even a WASP like me knows that.

  33. 33
    Posted by guest | November 19, 2009 at 7:14 PM

    @32/TC maybe think of it as a festivus party?
    -29

  34. 34
    Posted by guest | November 19, 2009 at 8:04 PM

    JD just took a big steamy shit on LB
    -Santa Claus

  35. 35
    Posted by guest | November 19, 2009 at 8:25 PM

    no pulled pork at hill country. solid brisket though

  36. 36
    Posted by Tax Chick | November 19, 2009 at 8:30 PM

    @35 – Oh, my bad… pork chops (bone-in) and pork spare ribs… kosher the last time I checked, not!
    @29 (also 35?) – down with festivus. Barbecue traditional festivus food? Not up on all my traditions.

  37. 37
    Posted by guest | November 19, 2009 at 10:36 PM

    Heard JPM also had a huge party last night for all the IB Analysts and Associates.

  38. 38
    Posted by guest | November 19, 2009 at 10:36 PM

    Heard JPM also had a huge party last night at a fancy joint for all the IB Analysts and Associates.

  39. 39
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2009 at 9:45 AM

    @ 38, Did you say fancy joint?
    -Jimbo Cayne

  40. 40
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2009 at 10:40 AM

    JC looks favorably on JD and will attend in order to change the government sanctioned water into Caymus (not that shit they drink at BofA). Move over LB.

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