I am confident history will show that our actions… in building Bank of America positioned our company for future success. As I look ahead, I see no reason that Bank of America will not be among the handful of the most important and most successful financial-services companies in the world.
I can think of 45 billion reasons.
Our business model is benefitting from the acquisitions of Countrywide and Merrill Lynch.
Key parts of the business model: Buying majority stakes in several dozen class-action ambulance-chasing law firms, and outsourcing decision-making to the Treasury and Federal Reserve.
It is easy to let the short-term difficulties obscure one’s long-term views.
I’m looking at you, Bob Kelly.
Lewis: Merrill Integration Ahead of Schedule [WSJ]
Well there you have it.
He says BofA’s business model has benefitted from Countrywide and Merrill.
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have now officially gone through the Looking Glass.
Nothing is f’d.
Don’t let the door hit you in the ass as you leave, Ken.
all of our high paid talent is leaving. at the current turnover rate our cost savings target should be met by Q4 (and tellers will be running the investment bank)…but *ahem* our revenue will be half of the pro-forma numbers from last year. kthxbye!
Kenny doesn’t care about anything. He’s a Nihilist.
@4
naiillleeddd ittttt. whammmyyyyy.
They just don’t get us!
- George W. Bush
“Our business model is benefitting from the acquisitions of Countrywide and Merrill Lynch.”
My business model is benefitting from the acquisition of a cock up my ass.
Jenna Jameson
Ken who?
Well he is correct that BofA is important. I mean it fucked so many people at one time, its like the US congress of the financial industry.
@4 I’m glad to see that the title of “high paid talent” is still being used for a bunch of no good a-holes pulling numbers out of their asses.
Personally good riddance I say…