• 30 Nov 2009 at 5:28 PM

Lloyd Blankfein To Officiate Chelsea Clinton’s Wedding?

By Bess Levin

he's watching.jpgNo one’s said anything but it’s not entirely out of the realm of possibility. At the very least he’ll score an invite to the nuptials of the former first daughter (and current Avenue Capital analyst) to GS employee Marc Mezvinksy, in which case gift ideas would be much appreciated (LB’s not a registry kind of guy). And it goes without saying that he’ll be watching– always, and at times offering an unsolicited helping hand (Lloyd has played a pivotal role in many of his minion’s marriages, which includes being present at the time of consummation– the gold plated scrot can be difficult to maneuver and they do not come with a user manual).

Comments (20)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 5:33 PM

    Would not hit it even with LB’s golden scrote.

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 5:34 PM

    what does MM do at GS? and more importantly, who makes more money, him or Chels at Avenue Cap?

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 5:36 PM

    As a young boy, my scrot was so heavy, I used to have to place the ol’ bag atop a roller skate, and kick it along as I walked.
    Nowadays, I have a personal assistant who walks behind me, as if he’s carrying a wedding dress train. Things are on the up and up.
    -Floyd Blankfein

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 5:38 PM

    Don’t forget the wedding party!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRAJshdb1GU

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 5:41 PM

    I cannot imagine how many ruffled tuxedo shirts there will be at this reception.

  6. 6
    Posted by CoveredLong | November 30, 2009 at 5:42 PM

    MM never actually proposed to Chelsea, this is just information the FBI came across while listening to their many wiretaps.
    -Raj

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 5:52 PM

    @2: MOST importantly is that they both make a hell of a lot more than you do now and forever so STFU please.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 5:56 PM

    @7 wow, what was so wrong about 2′s comment? you really took (something that was rather innocuous) very seriously.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 5:57 PM

    @5 I can’t imagine how many stained blue dresses there will be after it.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 5:59 PM

    Stupid pointless Q, but is she still at Avenue? I thought she was going for an MPH, which I doubt HF’s value…

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 6:04 PM

    @10 “which I doubt HF’s value”? what does that mean?

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 6:15 PM

    @7- HeadlessHorseman, is that you?
    Relax

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 6:19 PM

    someone needs to check their sources MM left GS some time ago

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 6:24 PM

    Will LB exercise his right of jus primae noctis?

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 7:10 PM

    7=Clintonite. Cross-examine your motives.

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 8:52 PM

    @13 incorrect. currently works there.

  17. 17
    Posted by Bushie | December 1, 2009 at 7:47 AM

    MM works at 3G Capital, not GS

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | December 1, 2009 at 10:53 AM

    bloomberg lists him at 3G, but bloomberg profiles are frequently incorrect

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | December 1, 2009 at 11:37 AM

    MM = #273 – congratulations. Now kiss the ring.
    LB

  20. 20
    Posted by Bushie | December 1, 2009 at 12:51 PM

    # 16, # 18 – He works at 3G Capital, not GS. I know this for a fact.

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