As you might’ve noticed, Snoop Dog rang the Opening Bell this morning as part of the NYSE’s second annual Mentoring Madness program. He apparently then stuck around to talk shop with Maria Bartiromo, who made it clear where her allegiances lie (East Coast rappers, particularly Brooklyn-born).

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Comments (42)

  1. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 3:16 PM

    think she blew him?

  2. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 3:17 PM

    @1 no fat chicks.
    -SD

  3. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 3:18 PM

    yup
    MB

  4. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 3:18 PM

    Pimps up, hos down…

  5. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 3:18 PM

    wtf is she wearing?

  6. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 3:19 PM

    I give the guy credit, lasted longer with the shrew than me.
    -p volks

  7. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 3:21 PM

    I seriously hate this c-bag.

  8. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 3:22 PM

    would not hit it.
    -jay z

  9. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 3:25 PM

    I would still tap dat ass, even with that extra chub chub she’s put on.
    Erin Burnett’s Strap-on

  10. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 3:26 PM

    holy shit she and the dollar dom right now– DO NO WANT.

  11. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 3:28 PM

    Finally: Phillies, swisher Sweets, or do you prefer just a regular old Rizzla skin?

  12. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 3:29 PM

    @10 I know, that was horrifying.

  13. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 3:30 PM

    MB keeps coming up with funky ass shit, like every single day

  14. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 3:32 PM

    Slide Slide but that’s the past
    I gotta sumpin’ brand new for bartiromo’s ass (a treadmill)

  15. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 3:33 PM

    @14 nice

  16. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 3:34 PM

    Oh, Lord, Maria asked to see Meredith’s pee pee again and the market is swooning at the sight of it. Get the smelling salts.

  17. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 3:35 PM

    everybody ride bartiromo just like a bus route.

  18. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 3:36 PM

    @14 well done

  19. Posted by Investorcluzo | November 16, 2009 at 3:41 PM

    maria has really let herself go…damn, she reminds me of androgynous pat. the money honey is dead, long live the money honey!
    classic snoop: “I had the show, but I never had the business…now I’m the king of show business” (then maria chimes in: “that’s good [darkie]” – and what’s with keeping the bberry out, looks like she held her finger on that send button just in case he attacked her)
    foreheadslapper would have a field day on snoop…wow that is like a sixhead!

  20. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 3:43 PM

    I hear Bartiromo is a well respected journalist because she goes to great lengths to break stories. What have you snipes got a against her?
    -confused in CT

  21. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 3:44 PM

    I wonder if she is completely waxed?

  22. Posted by Chazzy G. | November 16, 2009 at 3:45 PM

    With so much drama on the NYSE,
    It’s kind’a hard being sopressata eat’in Chazzy G.
    But I, somehow, some way
    Keep comin up with funky Sellout shit like every single day
    May i, kick a little something for the GS
    And, make a few ends as I breeze, through
    Two in the mornin and Elaine’s is still jumpin
    Cause I ain’t home
    I got Count Vikula in the living room gettin it on
    And, he ain’t leavin til six in the mornin
    So what you wanna do, sheeeit
    I got a pocket full of rubbers and Jamie Dimon do too
    So turn off the lights and close the doors
    But Spitzer don’t love them hoes, yeah!
    So Jimmy Cayne gonna smoke a ounce to this
    GS up, hoes down, while you motherfuckers bounce to this
    -Chazzy G.

  23. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 3:45 PM

    WTF Snoop rang the bell and talked to Maria? CNBC and NYSE can just suck it!

  24. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 3:45 PM

    The of the more unintentionally funny moments on CNBC:
    MB: You have an album coming out this week, right?
    SD: That’s right, Malice in Wonerland.

  25. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 3:48 PM

    I’ve been a way for a couple of weeks, is it true that the blight of the blanus has been lifted?

  26. Posted by Tax Chick | November 16, 2009 at 3:56 PM

    My mind power is dumber for having watched this…

  27. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 4:03 PM

    Maria, do not shit in my mouth and tell me its gelato!!!
    MW

  28. Posted by Joe Mac | November 16, 2009 at 4:07 PM

    Dear Brian Roberts,
    I hope its not too late to reconsider. I’m asking for my money back!

  29. Posted by pfluger | November 16, 2009 at 4:12 PM

    I wonder if he can mentor the kids on how to shoot a Glock sideways, gangsta style.

  30. Posted by Anal_yst | November 16, 2009 at 4:30 PM

    @22
    Excellent work. Slow day on your end too eh?

  31. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 4:39 PM

    to hell with Snoop.Let’s worry about Courtney Donohoe and Maggie B on Bloomberg.

  32. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 4:42 PM

    did stevie c finally put the kibosh on the unravelling of the house of cards?
    impatient in pittsburgh

  33. Posted by Chazzy G. | November 16, 2009 at 5:15 PM

    @30 (Anal_yst),
    Actually there are a lot of new transactions in the market and we’re structurally short-staffed.
    In reality I lifted the Gin and Juice lyrics from the web, pasted them into a word document, made a few appropriate changes and then pasted the entire post into the comment section; it took less than ten minutes.
    Plus I’m able to multi-task. In other words I’m able to simultaneously type and eat a stromboli.
    -Chazzy G.

  34. Posted by pfluger | November 16, 2009 at 5:21 PM

    @33 Chazzy G: Have you kicked the piss out of Sorkin yet? For what he did to you?

  35. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 5:28 PM

    since when are business and crime mutually exclusive?
    -berns

  36. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 7:13 PM

    MB is dumber than bag of hammers.

  37. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 8:01 PM

    speechless…
    never realized Snoop built a “strategic plan”

  38. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 10:05 PM

    I don’t love no ho’s (Maria)….I’m out the door

  39. Posted by american bandersnatch | November 17, 2009 at 7:53 AM

    What ever happened to the Maria that Joey loved? Thank god he didn’t live to see what she became.

  40. Posted by guest | November 17, 2009 at 8:01 AM

    To give this filthy animal a forum…….
    Disgusting.

  41. Posted by guest | November 17, 2009 at 8:28 AM

    Where my shorty Trish Regan at? I hear she some of that sticky icky.

  42. Posted by guest | November 17, 2009 at 11:20 AM

    Maria B. was seated next to J. Paulson at the Ben Bernanke luncheon yesterday. She gets around.

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