Actually, that’s not entirely true: CG’s first choice of venue to have a roundtable discussion of the definitive take on the crisis, When Mooks Fail: The Goddamn Beatin’ That Bear Stearns Took, is his local Gold’s Gym (the last stop on the tour, late December). But this is at least preferable to doing it in that place with all the books. Will he step into the ring and regale the crowd with a quick demo from a guy who, little known fact, was a Golden Gloves hopeful? I think you know the answer to that. If you, too, would like to wow clients with a celebrity appearance at your annual investor dinner, get in touch.
From: Strategas Research Partners
Subject: Strategas – Boxing Night 2009 at the NYAC
It’s time for the 3rd Annual Strategas Boxing Night at the New York Athletic Club. As a way to socially say ‘thank you’ for the support we’ve received all year, Jason Trennert and I want to invite you to join us for a great night of steaks and boxing. This year the event will take place on Monday, November 23rd at the New York Athletic Club with dinner & drinks to start at 5:30PM / intercollegiate bouts starting at 7:30PM. Charlie Gasparino will also be on hand to discuss his new book, “The Sellout.”
Please let me know if you’d like to attend.
how can we get this guy for our holiday party?
-vp
that is one fantastic picture
float like a butterfly, sting like the clap
I will be doing a book signing today from 2 to 4 in the Equinox steam room. Shirts are optional. So are pants.
CG
Bess, how the hell did you get that picture? You must have contacts everywhere – just like Chazzy.
Color me impressed.
@5 dbag
@5
If you haven’t figured it out by now, Bess has one of those psychopathic stalker crushes on Gaspo. She’s taken all these pictures herself. Personally I think she’s got a host of lewd photos of him she plans to eventually blackmail him into marrying her with. Just for saying this I’ll probably turn up floating face down in a river with a spiked heel shoved through my face, but someone’s gotta help Gaspo out!
@7/5 “If you haven’t figured it out by now, Bess has one of those psychopathic stalker crushes on Gaspo. ”
or, she reads little known publications like the new york post: http://dealbreaker.com/2008/07/caption-contest-monday.php
idiot.
@7 that little theory would hold more weight if CG wasn’t the one constantly gushing about her on cnbc.
we’ve got to get him for our party.
-sc
That is similar to this:
New York Ballet Company to present the Nutcracker — Hank Kliner will be on-hand to discuss his book “How to change the carburetor in your car blindfolded.”
http://www.nypost.com/pagesixmag/issues/20080713/Trading+Blows+Wall+Street+Boxers?page=2
sex and glamour, really?
dey look like slores from north rego park – specially da one on da right.
-cg
Speaking of books…
TGFD bought a hardbound copy of the ko-ran recently at a used-book store (not from the church). It sits now in the backyard, exposed to the weather, with its pages open.
Joyfully, each day I pi$$ upon it, and when we have pork chops for dinner, TGFD takes the blood from the package and lets it fall upon those foul pages.
The Guy from Delaware
gabagool!
(sorry that’s all I can muster)
He looks so regal in that pic.
@TGFD I guess you have an opinion about what happened at Fort Hood?
@15/mrp, thank you.
Jason Trennert? Is this a vanity contest?
@13 Say that to a Moslem person’s face and he’ll do us all a favor.
19=racist
Was anyone surprised by the 10.2 unemployment number? Are we going to see a negative GDP for Q4? What do think retail sales will be like for the end of the year holidays? In my field, there has been a lot of small short term projects but little fill time hiring…
Anybody dat don’t buy da book get’s cockpunched.
CG
That photo is from the Trader Monthly boxing event. It was an awesome night. Chazz and Burt Sugar were totally drunk by the last round.
“That place with all the books.” See, this is the sort of thing you just can’t teach.
@19 = anti-semite
No, no, flat YOY with big box stores falling further, you are not alone.
@21 who gives a fuck, were talking about CG here
Tell Charlie I’d be more than happy to engage in a round of fisticuffs!
Simon Hobbs
@21 GDP will stay positive in Q409 (and 2010), but please stay on topic.
Ben Bernanke
Bess, ‘ow big er ya brists?
Amandar D.
Next up for Charlie is a one-man adaptation of Steinbeck, “Of Mooks and Men,” wherein he plays both the John Thain and Kenny Lewis characters at the same time.
Guest@#16…
Was TGFD that obvious?
LawyerDude@#21…
I didn’t think it would reach 10 so soon, but I’m not really surprised.
NakesShort@#27…
Please estop the complaint about LawyerDude. His post was good.
Guest@#19…
You don’t know what TGFD is capable of.
The Guy from Delaware
@28– you mean round of bitch slapping?
27 = anti-dentite
Think if I wrick sugar warrs of plosecutor, she wret me go?
I be hero in Ying Yang provence.
Chou Beng Lee
@33 No he means a round of anal fisting.
@31, very nice, I’d totally rent that from the Greenwich Library
On the topic of Simon Hobbs… anybody else here want to rip his throat out every time they see his image on TV?
Gasparino is a ………
@39… bronze god
@6 quitting without having something else lined up is not a good idea.
@39 … brass gargoyle
he drinks with his pinky sticking out. also, check out how he holds his glass.