The country’s biggest bank needs a CEO, and given how well things have gone for Bank of America in recent years, some people think that some fresh blood is in order. The fresh blood, by contrast, seems to disagree.
The latest to withdraw his name from consideration for the worst job on Wall Street is Robert Kelly, who currently leads Bank of New York Mellon. Approached about moving back to his old Charlotte haunts to take the reins of old BofA, ex-Wachovia chief Bobby apparently couldn’t wait to tell the approachers to go find another sucker.
Mr. Kelly has shown no interest in the job, said a person familiar with his thinking.
Welcome to the bandwagon, Kelly. You don’t have what it takes to fill Ken Lewis’ shoes. Your stupid firm wasted no time in returning its government bailout dollars. Ken Lewis is still swimming in BofA’s $45 billion TARP pool.
Who’s diving into the deep end when the big guy calls it quits at the end of the year?
BNY Mellon CEO Kelly Tells BofA: No, Thanks [WSJ]
moonlighting?
http://www.finalternatives.com/about
Shazar?
I barely knew him.
Dennis Furry Lover Kneale
A massive balance sheet that needs to be reorganized, TARP capital limiting your pay, mortgaging servicing operations visable from space, and a completely fractured internal culture between BofA and Legacy ML folks.
Where do I sign up?
-Dick Fuld
“Approached about moving back to his old Charlotte haunts to take the reins of old BofA”
What does this mean?
@4 you know exactly what it means, but you’re a douche with no life so you leave comments like that.
No Greg? Shazam!
Bess, have you posted this to the Dealbreaker career center? Couldn’t hurt. After all one of the fringe benefits of the postition is to get a sharp stick up the ass every so often from none other.
SHAZANUS!
@5
Calm down, Shazar. It’s your first day.
I’m up for it, with a great track record.
– Fred Goodwin
@9 – I’ll calm down once I’m done fucking your mother. Beeeeatch.
Just keep checking the Write-Offs:
DB Careers: Bank of America needs a new CEO– you.
I miss Greg, and am serious about that
I didn’t understand why I could comprehend the writing and it wasn’t by Bess, so I changed into my Pope Halloween outfit and am now sitting back at my desk.
-RBS Jr. Rainmaker
shazar is KILLIN IT!
callin out bny as ‘stupid’… ownage!
RIP GREG, SHAZAM IS IN THE HIZZLE AND TEARIN IT UP!!!!
Greg just changed his pen name so he could start fresh. I was wondering why he didn’t do this sooner.
Who the fuck is this Shazar dude? Nobody references “the big guy,” unless they’re making note of something I did. It’s called etiquette.
-Steve “No Flexin’, Just Fleecin’” Cohen
There’s a shitheel out there somewhere that’s willing to take over from that shitheel Ken Lewis.
Greg just changed his name to Shazar. He has always wanted to be called Shazar.
Ms. Michaels
Ken Lewis is a Shazarheel
Shit. Now I’m beginning to feel bad about Greg. Kinda like the time when I was 12 and Artie Valenti and I were throwing rocks at this kid Sheldon who lived down the street. We thought he was a pussy mama’s boy and we didn’t like him. So throwing rocks from my mom’s rock garden seemed like a good way to show our disaproval. Sheldon started running from the incomming fire, and he had gotten almost to his front door when I beaned him on the forehead from about 30 yards. He fell like a tree. He got up crying like a baby and bleeding like Dusty Rhodes in a Texas cage match. Needless to say Artie and I ran to my house with little concern as to Sheldon’s bloody condition. He had a good idea that it was Artie and me chuckin’ rocks, and ikely wouldn’t have said anything on account of the fact Artie used to let us watch his older sister Leslie take showers from a peephole in his bathroom door.
Jesus Fucking Christ. We lose that douche Greg, and we get a no talent moron named Jon? You have to be kidding me.
Love,
Mom
Jon, I just hired your mom for the
SAC Christmas party. Looking forward to it.
S. Cohen
http://www.shazardance.com/
I am watching Pretty Woman. And I admit Julia gives me a boner.
Greg
my vote for next BofA CEO: Mancision!
John Thain!
Whats a Dick Fold?
Bob Nardelli – He’s an up and comer formerly with GE. By the way, have you seen how well my pets.com stock is doing?
crabhands
“Mumbles” Moynihan
Fuck it, I’ll do it.