• 30 Nov 2009 at 10:39 AM

Oh, Canada.

By John Shazar

canada.jpgHeartiest congratulations, Canada. Your recession is finally over.
The economic growth that pulled you out of the pit of despair in the third quarter wasn’t all it could be. But, as those of us not named “China” have learned, exiting a recession isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
Canada edges out of recession in third quarter [AFP via Google]

Comments (15)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 11:05 AM

    Canada = Nothing there

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 11:13 AM

    Canada has a citizen patriot’s healthcare program. They are out of the recession. The US doesn’t have a citizen patriot’s healthcare program. The US is still in a recession.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 11:14 AM

    Bay Street = Gay Street

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 11:19 AM

    Somebody ought to do something about all the “Canadians”.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 11:56 AM

    remember when we burned the white house in 1814
    that was great eh?
    im grabbing some poutine for lunch

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 12:09 PM

    How much snow do have by now?
    quelque arpents de neige

  7. 7
    Posted by volatilitysmile | November 30, 2009 at 12:38 PM

    there is no snow as of yet in Toronto this year, thanks to all the global warming from the sand projects.
    stereotyper – examine your motives.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 12:53 PM

    Canada = hole

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 1:03 PM

    @9, Canada = whole

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 1:08 PM

    Fuck you, eh!

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 1:21 PM

    Toronto = Big Lemon

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 1:47 PM

    @4 Yup! Let’s just sew another star on the flag and be done with it!!!! Welcome 51st State!!!!
    You beat the Ricans to the punch!

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 3:55 PM

    Royal Bank of Canada 2008 ROE = +14.5%
    Citibank = -36%

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | November 30, 2009 at 7:19 PM

    Canada=Pissy Quebeckers always trying to split and people that always say Eh.

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | December 1, 2009 at 12:14 AM

    @4 and 12 – Pipe down. You’ll be begging to be the 11th provicne by the time this clusterfuck of an economy you have down here gets sorted out. Seeing as how we effectivly own Florida and Arizona (or could buy it reeeal cheap right now) we don’t much use for the rest of this desolate sh*thole, so it’ll be a tough sell.
    If you guys suck c*ck well, maybe you can become the 4th territory to start. It’s like our associates’ program.

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