A few weeks ago I told you to mark your calendars for the social event of the year. At the time I said it was the SAC Capital Giant Balloon Inflation Party. I lied. The balloon blowing is still going on (this Saturday in fact) but it is not the extravaganza you need to drop all previously made plans for. Do you know what’s going to happen on December 8th? I don’t think you do otherwise you’d be working yourselves into a frenzy along with me. I’m not even sure you’re fully prepared for what I’m about to lay on your asses and you probably never will be so I’m just going to say it now: STEVE COHEN MAGIC NIGHT. And when I say “STEVE COHEN MAGIC NIGHT” I mean it in two ways. First, Steve Cohen, the magician. Second, Steve Cohen, the man who makes the world a more magical place by simply existing. That’s right–doubly penetrated by magical SC’s.
I’m not sure why you would need details further than that but here’s the deal: there’s a famous magician named Steve Cohen who performs at the Waldorf. On December 8th he’s doing a charity show for hunger organized by the Inside Sports and Entertainment Group sponsored by our Steve, who will be in the audience and, fingers-crossed, acting as an assistant. I went to one of these shows a few weeks ago and it was awesome but that’s not the point. If you need a reason to attend an event where there will be TWO STEVE COHENS IN THE SAME ROOM, one of them pulling rabbits out of hats, the other riding in on a Zamboni, you need to reevaluate your life. Tickets can be purchased here. There are 80 (now 78) seats available. I suggest you get on this ASAP.
amazing
How about a card trick next?
-ADD trader
Oprah quitting and this all in 1 day? I’m gonna need beta blockers to avoid a heart attack today
where does it say SC1 will be there?
@4 http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/billionaires-millionairesand-a-magician-team-up-for-global-hunger-70607762.html
now shut it.
Bess are you masturbating yourself into a frenzy?
The rabbit is dead. I think he killed it.
is he going to make last year’s losses appear?
-sac investor
Sexing a rabbit is not easy.
@6 obviously.
-BL
i can be the legs for the woman-sawed-in-half trick
-ping
@9, yes it is. You just put your rabbit in with a bunch of rabbits. If is is riding a rabbit it is a boy rabbit, if it is being ridden then it is a girl rabbit.
– Captain Obvious
Anyone can pull a rabbit out of a hat, but I can pull a beaver out of your panties.
CG
Anyone can pull a rabbit out of a hat, but I can pull a collie out of my ass.
DK
@14, can u pull a jones out of your mouth?
OMG OMG OMG!!!!!
Why is a penis with glasses holding a hare?
That picture of Steve with his long finger in a rubber glove makes me want to bend over and spread ‘em.
- Ping
He is no Iron Eagle
Col. Chappy Sinclair, USAF (Ret)
Jesus Chappy – I thought you only trolled ATL. Make up your mind.
have you guys videos of his tricks? they are unreal!! he either pays ppl in the audience to go along with this tricks, or he\’s a mind-reader.
@21: not tricks, illusions
-sc2
@20 – You just lost a refinery!
@21-22 Are you sure there’s more than one SC? Because …
@21 trick are for whores.
-sc
@21- Tricks are what whores do for money.
Best. Tag. Ever.
After he finger fucks the rabbit, the glove turns brown.
Trix are for kids, you silly rabbit!
I should be in this poof!
@27 which one? I like DPSC.
@13…please stop. The basis traders, who are about to leave for the holiday week en masse, get paranoid when they hear me start trying to smother my giggles.
~Fizz Gas Trader
“That’s right—doubly penetrated by magical SC’s.”
It’s lines like that which keep me coming back for more.
I have a trick to suggest – how about magically producing the Ace of Spades???
I will be on stage with SC2. For my encore, I am going to shit gold bars out of my ass.
SC
Truly a man of many talents; first a clown-king, now this.
I do read this blog. And I am not amused by these comments.
SAC
@37 but you should at least appreciate the post. you are apparently a rock star zamboni driver to a certain financial editor.
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