Having just written a book on the subject (When Mooks Fail, currently #15 on the Amazon.com best-seller list), Charlie G. continues his intrepid reporting on the utter shamelessness of Wall Street.
Now, Tom Maheras, the former Citigroup president, is hardly the only person who proves that, no matter how much you lost on subprime bets, you can still raise $100 million for a hedge fund. But Chazzie reports that, despite being forced out at Citi two years ago for obvious reasons, Maheras is basically still working for the firm.


Citigroup is (one of) his prime brokers, giving Maheras another chance to put Citi at risk. Sandy Weill, the always-sage former chairman of the firm, is one of his biggest investors. And showing that Maheras still has the cojones for this kind of work, one of his biggest bets has been on Citigroup.
What’s more, it’s paying off. The year-old hedge fund, Tagean Fund, is up 84%! Thanks, in no small part to the Citi investment. Welcome to Wall Street, where the second chances are unlimited, where (as Chazzie might put it) irony rules, where (as we will put it) injustice rules.
Off The Record w/ Charlie Gasparino [CNBC]

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Comments (33)

  1. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 1:40 PM

    Tom Maheras is a shitheel.

  2. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 1:42 PM

    Tom Maheras is a shitheel.

  3. Posted by CoveredLong | November 5, 2009 at 1:42 PM

    1st line of the last paragraph is really confusing…I thought it was called the Hubris fund?
    -Literal Guy

  4. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 1:52 PM

    So much Gasparino, so few bloggers. Sigh.

  5. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 1:56 PM

    Hey Shazam, how about deleting that mile of space between the last paragraph and the video, bud.

  6. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 1:58 PM

    Tom got a standing ovation when he left 390 for the last time. Take that for what it is worth-

  7. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 1:59 PM

    Shazam, I would like to make some sexy sexy with you. Ok? yes thank you please.
    Shafeefy

  8. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 2:03 PM

    I like what homeboy on the right has to say about cg’s tome. Can I give zero stars?
    http://www.amazon.com/Sellout-Government-Mismanagement-Destroyed-Financial/product-reviews/0061697168/ref=cm_cr_dp_all_helpful?ie=UTF8&coliid=&showViewpoints=1&colid=&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending
    I Hope da made guy don’t blow ma fuckin’ liggs off. I don wanna sleep wit da fishes.

  9. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 2:07 PM

    Greg
    I’m going to borrow dozens of copies of The Sellout from area libraries in your name and renew them all several times.
    Not Jeff Macke but a fan of his work

  10. Posted by Anal_yst | November 5, 2009 at 2:12 PM

    First of all, blowing up C was a team effort, one that never would have came to fruition were it not for the input of hundreds of unskilled, poorly-incentivized men and woman the world over. Giving one lone man all the credit for their work is an insult to their ongoing legacy of abject failure.

  11. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 2:14 PM

    J. Chaing black-listed there yet?

  12. Posted by Tax Chick | November 5, 2009 at 2:15 PM

    @Anal – speaking from having lived the Shitty experience? Sounds like it.

  13. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 2:17 PM

    Some-a-body tella the chicky to sittuh up a-straight, no can see “honkers”
    -Mr Watanabe

  14. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 2:22 PM

    Shazam,
    I’m going to replace your chrome rainfall shower head with one that is cheap, plastic, and hand held. Your morning showers will ruin your day.
    ~ Jeff Macke

  15. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 2:23 PM

    @6 Probably left right at the top before the whole thing came crashing down.

  16. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 2:23 PM

    What do we get for ten dollars?

  17. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 2:33 PM

    Does Tom’s name appear even once in CG’s bloated tome?

  18. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 2:33 PM

    Does Tom’s name appear even once in CG’s bloated tome?

  19. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 2:35 PM

    Shamelessness of wall street? How did Prins get hired at Goldman? She was not that hot then… or now http://bit.ly/3uHeJZ

  20. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 2:38 PM

    Alanl-yst – Funny!

  21. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 2:41 PM

    I love how CG always has his sleeves rolled up like he was just slicing some prosciutto.

  22. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 2:51 PM

    @21 – …only da finest Gabbagool
    -cg

  23. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 3:05 PM

    Random question, does anyone know what name of head gov’t trader at Morgan Guaranty in the 80′s.

  24. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 3:05 PM

    @6
    There’s also usually standing ovation when lunch arrives at 390 Greenwich.

  25. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 3:20 PM

    23 – are you thinking of Mark Werner?

  26. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 3:24 PM

    25–no, it was Tommy something. I thought it was Maheras or something similar. Too many years ago.

  27. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 3:24 PM

    you gotta wonder if TM dumped his 2.4 million shares of C in time….owned them > $52/shr

  28. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 3:31 PM

    If they sold American Funds exclusively, like I do, Citi would have built a good stable business with the millionaire next door.
    Top Edward Jones Producer

  29. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 4:06 PM

    26 – you are probably thinking of tom kalaris then – he is at barclays now heading wealth mgmt -

  30. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 4:42 PM

    Business Plan
    ————-
    1) Start Hedge Fund
    2) Sell money losing fund to large bank.
    3) Become CEO of large bank.
    -T.M.

  31. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 5:18 PM

    I heard that somebody threw this book wrapped in baby seal flesh into an ocean full of sharks, and the sharks wouldn’t eat it because they said it’s time that CG sleeps with the fishes for once tonight. True story, I swear to Moses.
    -Rabbi Blankein

  32. Posted by guest | November 5, 2009 at 6:05 PM

    29—that’s it, thanks, he was always good for some laughs. I remember him once mocking MBA’s about not understanding simple bond math.
    -26

  33. Posted by guest | November 6, 2009 at 6:44 AM

    @30, that NEVER works. Idiot.
    -388

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