The federal deficit has ballooned by more than $1 trillion dollars this year. This does not make Tim Geithner very happy, but it also doesn’t worry him much, because spending more than we make is at best his third most-pressing priority. And don’t even get him started on taxes, because the tax-evader-in-chief is loathe to even use the word.
But fear not. The T.S. is ready to make some hard choices. Eventually. Maybe.

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Ah, screw it. I’m sure Congress will fix everything in the health-care bill.
Timmy Meets The Press [MSNBC]

Comments (14)

  1. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 10:07 AM

    How is this better than GM?
    JS – Drink. Read. Post. Repeat.

  2. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 10:10 AM

    I am a DB reader. What the fuck is a “Jon Shazar”?

  3. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 10:13 AM

    @1 because it’s in English, competent, and not taken from GM’s big book of cliched writing that commands you must begin every post with something like “you’ve really got to hand it to the Treasury.”

  4. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 10:14 AM

    Please tell me this is NOT you?
    http://www.jonshazar.com/pope/index.html
    Are you a fuckin’ hipster? Where’s your fedora beard boy?

  5. Posted by Shaz Fan | November 2, 2009 at 10:18 AM

    I fucking love this Shaz guy!

  6. Posted by Shaz Fan | November 2, 2009 at 10:18 AM

    I fucking love this Shaz guy!

  7. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 10:20 AM

    @5/6
    Control yourself. Don’t shaz in your pants.

  8. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 10:26 AM

    Shazar is Yiddish for BLANUS!

  9. Posted by Jefferies Quant | November 2, 2009 at 10:48 AM

    SHAZAM!!!! err.. i mean… SHAZAR!!!!!

  10. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 11:02 AM

    3 – competent? For a free site he is absolutely competent… We are all blessed by his generic genius and mediocre missives.

  11. Posted by Joe Mac | November 2, 2009 at 11:15 AM

    Strong out of the gate, Shazzy! Though, with the move underground of our favorite “country reporter”, I have to say it: could this be Gasbag? The DB world wonders…

  12. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 11:30 AM

    Jon -
    Don’t shaz your pants. You douche.
    Love,
    Mom

  13. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 11:42 AM

    @8 I concur.

  14. Posted by guest | November 2, 2009 at 3:33 PM

    Bye bye Greg.
    In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
    Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie
    With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
    Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
    Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
    Stock car flamin’ with a loser and the cruise control
    Baby’s in reno with the vitamin d
    Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
    Someone came sayin’ I’m insane to complain
    About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
    Don’t believe everything that you breathe
    You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
    So shave your face with some mace in the dark
    Savin’ all your food stamps and burnin’ down the trailer park
    Yo. cut it.
    Soy un perdedor
    I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
    (double barrel buckshot)
    Soy un perdedor
    I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
    Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
    Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
    ’cuz one’s got a weasel and the other’s got a flag
    One’s on the pole, shove the other in a bag
    With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
    The daytime crap of the folksinger club
    He hung himself with a guitar string
    A slab of turkey-neck and it’s hangin’ from a pigeon wing
    You can’t write if you can’t relate
    Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
    And my time is a piece of wax fallin’ on a termite
    who’s chokin’ on the splinters
    Soy un perdedor
    I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
    (get crazy with the cheese whiz)
    Soy un perdedor
    I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
    (drive-by body-pierce)
    (yo bring it on down)
    Soooooyy….
    ?em llik uoy t’nod yhw os ,ybab resol a m’I rodedreP nu yos
    [It's the Chorus backwards]
    (I’m a driver, I’m a winner; things are gonna change I can feel it)
    Soy un perdedor
    I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
    (I can’t believe you)
    Soy un perdedor
    I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
    (Nlehh…)
    Soy un perdedor
    I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
    (Sprechen Sie Deutsch hier, Baby!)
    Soy un perdedor
    I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
    (know what I’m sayin’? )

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