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It’s that time of year again! The Victoria’s Secret Fashion show is this Thursday which means we’re likely in for a week of hearing about Dennis Kneale talking about lingerie. Last year around this time we learned that while some men are uncomfortable with the idea of entering a Secret store, Dennis Kneale loves nothing more than picking out some special pieces of what he’s affectionately dubbed “slut wear” for his “female partners.” Today it was that Dennis wears women’s underwear, though he wouldn’t say which brand, only that it’s not VS.* What other images could we be in store for leading up to the big show? Stay tuned!
*Methinks it may be this line, which probably gave out some items on the house for the free advertising.

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Comments (45)

  1. Posted by CoveredLong | November 16, 2009 at 2:29 PM

    If Greg had written this article, I woudln’t have minded one tit….definitely the breast article of the day.

  2. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 2:29 PM

    @1 can you leave a comment that makes sense? thanks

  3. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 2:30 PM

    she’s got a gut

  4. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 2:30 PM

    i believe he also said he loves pregnant women in lingerie, which was also sickening.

  5. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 2:31 PM

    @2 – twat did you say? I cunt hear you. But tit’s OK, I think I have an ear infucktion.

  6. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 2:31 PM

    this is a front. the only thing he likes to see in lingerie are collies, and everyone here knows it.

  7. Posted by CoveredLong | November 16, 2009 at 2:32 PM

    @2 – I can. You’re welcome.

  8. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 2:32 PM

    ew.
    -barney frank

  9. Posted by Investorcluzo | November 16, 2009 at 2:34 PM

    @3 – don’t stop there, notice the legs are not toned (stairmaster much) and the hair needs touching up (I’ve seen dennis rodman with a better dye job)…

  10. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 2:36 PM

    I wonder how she grooms her beaver.
    Wynona Ryder

  11. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 2:38 PM

    @cluzo really? you give a fuck how her highlights look?

  12. Posted by NakedShort | November 16, 2009 at 2:38 PM

    @3 of course she has a gut. You cant expect Seal to be up in that uterus every night and there not be some collateral damage

  13. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 2:40 PM

    If she looked more like Dylan Ratigan I would probably do her.
    Dylan Ratigan

  14. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    @3 this was just after she gave birth, so that makes sense, dbag.

  15. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    Bess, stop posting these self-serving photos of yourself…

  16. Posted by Investorcluzo | November 16, 2009 at 2:44 PM

    @11 – there is a higher standard when it comes to lingerie models…this isn’t a spread in hustler mag. so yes, I do…that said, I’d still hit it.

  17. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 2:45 PM

    she looks so regal in that pic

  18. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 2:45 PM

    Victoria’s Secret is how can Dennis Kneale even be allowed to get within a hundred feet of a store.

  19. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 2:46 PM

    @18 I’m seriously surprised the don’t have a restraining order.

  20. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 2:48 PM

    Bess, do you prefer Victoria’s Secret or La Perla?
    Dennis Kneale

  21. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 2:49 PM

    My go-to pantie of choice is a hot pink g-string, FYI.
    -DK

  22. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 2:55 PM

    pass.
    -BF

  23. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 2:57 PM

    Victoria’s Secret
    North American Office
    P.O. Box 16589
    Columbus, Ohio 43216-6589
    U.S.A.
    Dear Mr. Gasparino:
    Thank you for your recent inquiry pertaining to some of our product lines. I have been asked to contact you with an answer to your question.
    Please be advised that all of Victoria’s Secret brassiere product lines are “sleeveless”.
    I hope I have been able to help you understand our product line a little better.
    Sincerely,
    ~Dee Cupper
    Customer Assistance
    Victoria’s Secret

  24. Posted by american bandersnatch | November 16, 2009 at 3:10 PM

    This makes up for Jon’s emasculator nightmare. That pic is like mango.

  25. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 3:11 PM

    DK is also linking to twitter porn today,
    “# oh… my… god. i think i just got tweet-spammed for a porn ad! new to me guys. see @EManLava8366″
    about 3 hours ago from web

  26. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 3:19 PM

    what is the story behind the “regal pics”???

  27. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 3:20 PM

    23 ftw

  28. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 3:39 PM

    @Cluzo-
    Heidi Klum’s legs are the most expensive in the world. Together they are insured for $2.2 million.
    You’re out.

  29. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 3:40 PM

    @Cluzo-
    Heidi Klum’s legs are the most expensive in the world. Together they are insured for $2.2 million.
    You’re out.

  30. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 3:41 PM

    Sorry about the double post… been a long day.

  31. Posted by Investorcluzo | November 16, 2009 at 3:48 PM

    @30 – I don’t care what they are insured for, doesn’t make the m pretty…now mr. double post, long day or not, see yourself out.

  32. Posted by Effective Date | November 16, 2009 at 4:06 PM

    perfect 10 roper

  33. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 4:08 PM

    @Cluzo-
    Please, try to not take things so seriously, and maybe watch an episode or two of Project Runway. “You’re out” is Heidi’s catch phrase.
    -It’s “Ms. double post, long day or not,” thank you very little.

  34. Posted by american bandersnatch | November 16, 2009 at 4:08 PM

    @28/29 – $1.1 million each?

  35. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 4:10 PM

    I see daylight between those legs. Those are some fine legs.

  36. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 4:12 PM

    @ AB-
    Her right leg is insured for $1.2 million, but the other is only insured for $1 million because of a scar on her knee.

  37. Posted by Investorcluzo | November 16, 2009 at 4:13 PM

    @33 – ms. double post, forgive my ignorance of project runway…that $h1t doesn’t play on cluzo’s plasmas. now if you need some help in relieving the day’s stress, I’d be happy to oblige now that I’m done with tax chicky…

  38. Posted by Tax Chick | November 16, 2009 at 4:14 PM

    @AB – actually, her right leg is worth more than her left. There is a scar on her left knee that took down the value by 100,000£.

  39. Posted by Tax Chick | November 16, 2009 at 4:24 PM

    @Cluzo – I could feign hurt, but I just don’t care enough.

  40. Posted by NakedShort | November 16, 2009 at 4:27 PM

    Those get-a-way sticks never get old. Scar or no scar

  41. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 4:33 PM

    @Cluzo-
    Thanks, but no thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

  42. Posted by Investorcluzo | November 16, 2009 at 4:35 PM

    @tax chicky – if you really love something, let it go free…IF I come back – you’ll love me forever.

  43. Posted by EconAnalyst | November 16, 2009 at 5:28 PM

    Those tits are getting old.

  44. Posted by guest | November 16, 2009 at 8:25 PM

    Trannie with silicon injected boobs, shaved pubes. Face definitely more masculine than feminine.

  45. Posted by guest | November 17, 2009 at 4:17 AM

    @44. I think I’m hotter than her. Wanna go yachting? Bonus points if you can find the little sailor in my canoe.

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