It’s that time of year again! The Victoria’s Secret Fashion show is this Thursday which means we’re likely in for a week of hearing about Dennis Kneale talking about lingerie. Last year around this time we learned that while some men are uncomfortable with the idea of entering a Secret store, Dennis Kneale loves nothing more than picking out some special pieces of what he’s affectionately dubbed “slut wear” for his “female partners.” Today it was that Dennis wears women’s underwear, though he wouldn’t say which brand, only that it’s not VS.* What other images could we be in store for leading up to the big show? Stay tuned!
*Methinks it may be this line, which probably gave out some items on the house for the free advertising.
Posted by CoveredLong , Nov 16, 2009 2:29PM
If Greg had written this article, I woudln't have minded one tit....definitely the breast article of the day.
Posted by guest , Nov 16, 2009 2:29PM
@1 can you leave a comment that makes sense? thanks
Posted by guest , Nov 16, 2009 2:30PM
she's got a gut
Posted by guest , Nov 16, 2009 2:30PM
i believe he also said he loves pregnant women in lingerie, which was also sickening.
Posted by guest , Nov 16, 2009 2:31PM
@2 - twat did you say? I cunt hear you. But tit's OK, I think I have an ear infucktion.
Posted by guest , Nov 16, 2009 2:31PM
this is a front. the only thing he likes to see in lingerie are collies, and everyone here knows it.
Posted by CoveredLong , Nov 16, 2009 2:32PM
@2 - I can. You're welcome.
Posted by guest , Nov 16, 2009 2:32PM
ew.
-barney frank
Posted by Investorcluzo , Nov 16, 2009 2:34PM
@3 - don't stop there, notice the legs are not toned (stairmaster much) and the hair needs touching up (I've seen dennis rodman with a better dye job)...
Posted by guest , Nov 16, 2009 2:36PM
I wonder how she grooms her beaver.
Wynona Ryder
Posted by guest , Nov 16, 2009 2:38PM
@cluzo really? you give a fuck how her highlights look?
Posted by NakedShort , Nov 16, 2009 2:38PM
@3 of course she has a gut. You cant expect Seal to be up in that uterus every night and there not be some collateral damage
Posted by guest , Nov 16, 2009 2:40PM
If she looked more like Dylan Ratigan I would probably do her.
Dylan Ratigan
Posted by guest , Nov 16, 2009 2:42PM
@3 this was just after she gave birth, so that makes sense, dbag.
Posted by guest , Nov 16, 2009 2:42PM
Bess, stop posting these self-serving photos of yourself...
Posted by Investorcluzo , Nov 16, 2009 2:44PM
@11 - there is a higher standard when it comes to lingerie models...this isn't a spread in hustler mag. so yes, I do...that said, I'd still hit it.
Posted by guest , Nov 16, 2009 2:45PM
she looks so regal in that pic
Posted by guest , Nov 16, 2009 2:45PM
Victoria's Secret is how can Dennis Kneale even be allowed to get within a hundred feet of a store.
Posted by guest , Nov 16, 2009 2:46PM
@18 I'm seriously surprised the don't have a restraining order.
Posted by guest , Nov 16, 2009 2:48PM
Bess, do you prefer Victoria's Secret or La Perla?
Dennis Kneale
Posted by guest , Nov 16, 2009 2:49PM
My go-to pantie of choice is a hot pink g-string, FYI.
-DK
Posted by guest , Nov 16, 2009 2:55PM
pass.
-BF
Posted by guest , Nov 16, 2009 2:57PM
Victoria's Secret
North American Office
P.O. Box 16589
Columbus, Ohio 43216-6589
U.S.A.
Dear Mr. Gasparino:
Thank you for your recent inquiry pertaining to some of our product lines. I have been asked to contact you with an answer to your question.
Please be advised that all of Victoria's Secret brassiere product lines are "sleeveless".
I hope I have been able to help you understand our product line a little better.
Sincerely,
~Dee Cupper
Customer Assistance
Victoria's Secret
Posted by american bandersnatch , Nov 16, 2009 3:10PM
This makes up for Jon's emasculator nightmare. That pic is like mango.
Posted by guest , Nov 16, 2009 3:11PM
DK is also linking to twitter porn today,
"# oh... my... god. i think i just got tweet-spammed for a porn ad! new to me guys. see @EManLava8366"
about 3 hours ago from web
Posted by guest , Nov 16, 2009 3:19PM
what is the story behind the "regal pics"???
Posted by guest , Nov 16, 2009 3:20PM
23 ftw
Posted by guest , Nov 16, 2009 3:39PM
@Cluzo-
Heidi Klum's legs are the most expensive in the world. Together they are insured for $2.2 million.
You're out.
Posted by guest , Nov 16, 2009 3:40PM
@Cluzo-
Heidi Klum's legs are the most expensive in the world. Together they are insured for $2.2 million.
You're out.
Posted by guest , Nov 16, 2009 3:41PM
Sorry about the double post... been a long day.
Posted by Investorcluzo , Nov 16, 2009 3:48PM
@30 - I don't care what they are insured for, doesn't make the m pretty...now mr. double post, long day or not, see yourself out.
Posted by Effective Date , Nov 16, 2009 4:06PM
perfect 10 roper
Posted by guest , Nov 16, 2009 4:08PM
@Cluzo-
Please, try to not take things so seriously, and maybe watch an episode or two of Project Runway. "You're out" is Heidi's catch phrase.
-It's "Ms. double post, long day or not," thank you very little.
Posted by american bandersnatch , Nov 16, 2009 4:08PM
@28/29 - $1.1 million each?
Posted by guest , Nov 16, 2009 4:10PM
I see daylight between those legs. Those are some fine legs.
Posted by guest , Nov 16, 2009 4:12PM
@ AB-
Her right leg is insured for $1.2 million, but the other is only insured for $1 million because of a scar on her knee.
Posted by Investorcluzo , Nov 16, 2009 4:13PM
@33 - ms. double post, forgive my ignorance of project runway...that $h1t doesn't play on cluzo's plasmas. now if you need some help in relieving the day's stress, I'd be happy to oblige now that I'm done with tax chicky...
Posted by Tax Chick , Nov 16, 2009 4:14PM
@AB - actually, her right leg is worth more than her left. There is a scar on her left knee that took down the value by 100,000£.
Posted by Tax Chick , Nov 16, 2009 4:24PM
@Cluzo - I could feign hurt, but I just don't care enough.
Posted by NakedShort , Nov 16, 2009 4:27PM
Those get-a-way sticks never get old. Scar or no scar
Posted by guest , Nov 16, 2009 4:33PM
@Cluzo-
Thanks, but no thanks. I'm trying to cut down.
Posted by Investorcluzo , Nov 16, 2009 4:35PM
@tax chicky - if you really love something, let it go free...IF I come back - you'll love me forever.
Posted by EconAnalyst , Nov 16, 2009 5:28PM
Those tits are getting old.
Posted by guest , Nov 16, 2009 8:25PM
Trannie with silicon injected boobs, shaved pubes. Face definitely more masculine than feminine.
Posted by guest , Nov 17, 2009 4:17AM
@44. I think I'm hotter than her. Wanna go yachting? Bonus points if you can find the little sailor in my canoe.