Illustratively-speaking. Sometimes the Journal makes its subjects look like Biff from Back To The Future. Sometimes they base the headcut on your high school yearbook photo. Sometimes they charitably move you several spots up on the evolutionary timeline than your Cro-Magnon Man visage suggests you belong. Sometimes they just make people look entirely unrecognizable, for sport. But today I think we need to give credit where credit’s due. Rupes and his team have nailed the Raj Face (and neck).
I’d hit it.
my neck rolls are prettier.
-larry summers
so much stipple, so little “Insider?!!? I damn near killed her!”
rajabba the hut
Bess, are you posting anything tomorrow?
It just moved
oh. oh god. good thing I’m sitting down.
he looks so cottage cheese in that pic
My God! That is Barney Frank with a deep tan and Ron Jeremy-style mustache! Disgusting.
@7 same
-john carney
He looks like something a great dane with diarrhea would leave behind.
We call him “Raj the Hut”
That mustache – is it supposed to be “slimming”? Because he looks like a walrus … or Mike Steinhardt:
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/money/galleries/2008/fortune/0802/gallery.wise_men.fortune/images/michael_steinhardt.jpg
@2
classic
I’m WAY better looking.
-jabba the hut
Be nice. He needs that neck to speak.
@16 what?
Technically, they should have gone with a triple.
He’s built for comfort, he ain’t built for speed
@12
good one
-4
that nose is made for pickin …
@11=faceist. examine your motives.
Hans Solo is mine. Wabba ju ju nok.
- Raja the Hut
Give him a hat, and he is Magilla the Gorilla
On the plus sidez, those rolls just give me that much more face to f uck.
-Mark Lowe
He moves like Fred Astair, has the charisma of JFK, fucks like John Holmes, and pays like Blankfein. So STFU.
Danielle Chiesi
@2 -
My neck rolls are prettier.
Liz Taylor
I will say Rosenberg is way fatter; you can almost hear his fat grow
That looks like a cartoon of an anthropomorphized Snickers bar.