[via BusinessInsider]
No? Then don’t skip to 9:30 of this clip, where he slips it in that in “1978 or ’79″ he and his wife took a trip down under and “came back with another child we hadn’t hadn’t expected to have made in New Zealand.”
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Arrogant ass assumes it is his! LOL!!!
He was just poking fun and she took him seriously.
@1 at least I don’t LOL my own jokes.
-JR
Way too many jokes possible here. Can we just get the punchlines please? kthnx.
how about we talk about the time you accidentally knocked up ME?
-anne dias griffin, tiger cub
@5 oh shit, you went there.
I hate you dad!
-spencer robertson
@5 you fucking slut.
-kg
I love this guy.
@4 – …because it’s YOUR dog.
Punchline: “Well, if he gets out of this we’ll name him “Houdini…”
fyi- I’ve knocked up women up and down da eastern seaboard.
-cg
@3 That’s because they suck….now go in the corner and slit your wrists….
TIGER UPPERCUT!
the best part of the clip is when he finally– FINALLY– explains the definition of a tiger cub.
Not cool, asshole @11.
~Houdini Roberston
ON “ABC-TV” Monday October 12, 2009
DURING THE “NETWORK SPECIAL ON HEALTH CARE”…. OBAMA WAS ASKED:
“MR PRESIDENT WILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY GIVE UP YOUR CURRENT HEALTH CARE PROGRAM
AND JOIN THE NEW ‘UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE PROGRAM’ THAT THE REST OF US WILL BE ON ????”
THERE WAS A STONEY SILENCE AS OBAMA IGNORED THE QUESTION AND CHOSE NOT TO ANSWER IT !!!
IN ADDITION, A NUMBER OF SENATORS WERE ASKED THE SAME QUESTION AND THEIR RESPONSE WAS.”WE WILL THINK ABOUT IT.”
AND THEY DID. IT WAS ANNOUNCED TODAY ON THE NEWS THAT THE “KENNEDY HEALTH CARE BILL” WAS WRITTEN INTO THE NEW HEALTH CARE REFORM INITIATIVE ENSURING THAT THAT CONGRESS WILL BE 100% EXEMPT !
SO, THIS GREAT NEW HEALTH CARE PLAN THAT IS GOOD FOR YOU AND I… IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR OBAMA, HIS FAMILY OR CONGRESS…??
WE (THE AMERICAN PUBLIC) NEED TO STOP THIS PROPOSED DEBACLE ASAP !!!! THIS IS TOTALLY WRONG !!!!!
PERSONALLY, I CAN ONLY ACCEPT A UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE OVERHAUL THAT EXTENDS TO EVERYONE… NOT JUST US LOWLY CITIZENS… WHILE THE WASHINGTON “ELITE” KEEP RIGHT ON WITH THEIR GOLD-PLATED HEALTH CARE COVERAGES.
If you don’t pass this around, may you enjoy his Plan!
@17 – While I’m also thoroughly enraged with the chosen one…this isn’t the venue for crap like this…please head over to ZeroHedge, and don’t forget your tin foil on the way out.
…and STOP YELLING!
nice of michelle c-c to post @17……
two boots pizza is really good
-Lunch Tips by Larry
I knocked up myself.
-Dennis Kneale
ZEROHEDGE sucks. Composed of a bunch of whiny, conspiratorial babies who probably have had their lunch eaten from shorting the market since March 9th til now. Motherf*ck ZH!!! Reading their comments section disgusts me, it used to not always be like this. Who agrees.
-Former ZH reader.
michele c-c= big hoots
an image I did not want. thanks.
@22 Agreed. Earlier, the posts were somewhat tinfoil but food for thought.
All of sudden, around May, all the gold/gun crazies showed up and that place went to the dogs.
So much potential wasted.
-Another former reader
the main problem with ZH is that by giving all the writers the TD handle you regularly have excellent posts side by side with absolute crap, and the same byline. also the comment section is embarrasing for the most part
@25
Not only that, but everytime the market goes up or an indicator comes out better than expected, Tyler Turden bitches and moans about it like its a bad thing. I’m like, “Dude shut the fuck up”, why are you rooting against our economy. It’s almost like he gets a hard-on everytime negative news about the economy comes out. I completely agree with what you said.
Here are some game-winning comments from the loonies over at ZH today:
1.) I am onboard with GG and Chumba. You gotta take posession the physical asset. Oh, and how IRONIC is it that John Paulson is taking advice from that fi dolla ho Alan Greenspan?
2.) Onwards we go, to 1200 and beyond. Say farewell to a dollar that used to be able to actually buy something.I am not looking forward to 4.00 gas and 7.00 loaves of bread, better raise the debt ceiling before the end of the month or could be orse.
3.) I find myself obsessed. Do I need treatment? Is there a “silver belles” or “gold bugs” Anon 12 step program? Is that Ben and Tim’s real problem, that they are gold bugs too?
4.) Don’t give in to the doublespeak-Fed-water-torture.
If Ben and Tim aren’t gold bugs then they really are high on their own supply! The question is, is it above their paygrade to know if their stash is spray-painted tungsten?
5.) Gold said she wanted a divorce from the dollar. She wants to decouple because she is tired of getting screwed by the dollar. She know she is worth more than he has been saying all these years.
……See what I mean?
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If ZH were really this good then he would be running his own fund! What’s that? He has a lifetime ban from the securities industry? hahahaha
actually it’s not very funny. as @22 says, people are actually using his investment advice. Reminds me of Cramer. How about a modified MBA/CFA debate. Cramer & ZH – you get to send one of them to Federal FMITA prison. Who?
@28
Agreed.
Zerohedge commenters are the new Yahoo Finance commenters
Oh I forgot who i was dealing with- The I voted for Obama but have no plans to actually take part in his program for “change” crowd. Limo liberal Wall Streeters…
This post was boring so I threw in some actual food for thought.
Sorry to bore you with reality guys.
Buy low/sell high you assholes.
-17
@31 go back to yahoo finance, cocksucker.
@32 go fuck your father you middle management BofA putz.
How does Michelle’s dick taste?
-17
r1ACti Very good article.Really looking forward to read more. Really Great.