Tickets are sold out for tonight’s annual Corporate Boxing Challenge, which is lucky for you, as it’s not really the sort of thing you’d actually want to pay to watch (but failing to do so, given that it’s for charity, would make you look like a dick), especially given that a certain Golden Gloves contender who-never-was won’t be able to make it like usual. So now you can sneak in, guilt free, and watch people like this guy get in the ring.
Name: Khuong B. ChauNickname: Silent Thunder
Age: 33
Height: 5’8
Weight: 165 LBS
Employer: Tactical Wealth Advisors, LLC
What was one of the most challenging parts about training for the fight? And the most rewarding?
Wearing a cup. The most rewarding part was meeting my boo.What do you hope to take away from all of this by the end of training and fight night?
I can defend myself against Nijas in the Greenwich Village.What do you predict for the outcome of your fight?
A knockout during warm-ups.
What is your favorite workout song? “Let’s get it on” by Marvin Gaye.After the fight are you throwing in the towel or looking forward to next year?
I’m finished with boxing and starting a Bikram Yoga camp for overweight models.
Posted by guest , Nov 03, 2009 4:41PM
Dis guy wouldn't stand a chance against this jabroni pony.
you know who
Posted by guest , Nov 03, 2009 4:46PM
...douche chills...
Posted by Anal_yst , Nov 03, 2009 4:46PM
yea, thanks, but no thanks.
Posted by guest , Nov 03, 2009 4:47PM
I will be in the fwont row for this.
Bawney Fwank
Posted by guest , Nov 03, 2009 4:47PM
Ha, the heavyweight from Citi's nickname is "Too Big to Fail."
He, unlike the "Khuong is King" guy doesn't seem like a tool though.
Posted by guest , Nov 03, 2009 4:48PM
odds on anal_yst being one of the contenders?
Posted by volatilitysmile , Nov 03, 2009 4:48PM
Zere iz a certain je ne sais pas quoi about zis buoy, I 'ope ze news in ze pepper vill not bi terrible apres ze evenement.
Posted by guest , Nov 03, 2009 4:48PM
I have my proctologist appointment I'd rather attend.
Posted by guest , Nov 03, 2009 4:50PM
Greg will be competing in the super lightweight division. So please come out and support my Greggums!
Ms. Michaels
Posted by Anal_yst , Nov 03, 2009 4:52PM
Ok there is no chance I'd get in the ring with that guy. Not because I'm afraid of being karate chopped, but because I'm afraid of being assraped.
Posted by guest , Nov 03, 2009 4:53PM
I am not afraid of being assraped.
Dennis Kneale
Posted by guest , Nov 03, 2009 4:54PM
Is Tyler Durden on the card? I'd like to kick his ass.
Posted by guest , Nov 03, 2009 4:54PM
@7 = Barney Frank
Posted by guest , Nov 03, 2009 4:55PM
@8 = Barney Frank
Posted by guest , Nov 03, 2009 4:55PM
Anal-yst,
What is your job? Looking for something general here, not asking for specific firm and division. From the amount of commenting you do, it is hard to imagine you being paid to do anything else.
Posted by guest , Nov 03, 2009 4:56PM
He's Stuffing.... you ain't got no Bernie Bag, wannabe.
Ruth
Posted by guest , Nov 03, 2009 5:04PM
The nymex fight friday trumps this for sure
Posted by guest , Nov 03, 2009 5:11PM
I signed up for the golden gloves tournament but wasn't allowed to compete because they didn't have a cup that would fit me.
-CG
Posted by guest , Nov 03, 2009 5:14PM
I forgot to add I was only 6 years old at the time. Some crazy insurance thing. True story.
-CG
Posted by Anal_yst , Nov 03, 2009 5:44PM
@15
1. Multitasking.
2. How fast do you type? ~100 comment words/day @ 100 words/minute = not alot of time out of my day.
3. Facetime
4. Procrastination.
Posted by guest , Nov 03, 2009 6:03PM
Wait--no otto?
Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2009 9:21AM
http://www.linkedin.com/profile?viewProfile=&key=16064099&authToken=FX2e&authType=NAME_SEARCH&locale=en_US&srchindex=1&pvs=ps&goback=.psr_*1_Khuong++Chau_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_Y_us_06880_*1_*1_*2_*2_*2_Y_Y_*1_Relevance
Obviously, Khuong sucks dick for a living. Obviously, he's very good at it.
Posted by guest , Nov 04, 2009 10:38AM
Actually Khuong's done pretty well at these events- Believe he won it all a few years ago. Very tough kid, a bit nuts, but overall a good guy.
Don't let that stop the Yahoo Finance mountain dew crew, though.
Posted by Land It , Nov 04, 2009 3:47PM
@22
Obviously you are not getting any pussy lately. Maybe you should see if anyone will assrape you for a grand.
Posted by Khuong , Nov 05, 2009 11:13PM
Relax girls. This a "white collar" show and meant to be fun. The answers are about as real as the Bess Levin's insight on the event. Training was serious and the fights were real, but come on. Most of these guys trained for a total of 3months, ever. Anyway,Posting "serious answers" will only show how much of a "dick" you really are. LOL. See you at the Golden Gloves finals.
Posted by Khuong , Nov 05, 2009 11:14PM
Relax girls. This is a "white collar" show and meant to be fun. The answers are about as real as the Bess Levin's insight on the event. Training was serious and the fights were real, but come on. Most of these guys trained for a total of 3months, ever. Anyway,Posting "serious answers" will only show how much of a "dick" you really are. LOL. See you at the Golden Gloves finals.
Posted by the kid , Nov 12, 2009 8:47AM
i love the fact that nobody commented after Khuong had words. yall are a bunch of tiny homo cocks that are obviously unemployed.