Tickets are sold out for tonight’s annual Corporate Boxing Challenge, which is lucky for you, as it’s not really the sort of thing you’d actually want to pay to watch (but failing to do so, given that it’s for charity, would make you look like a dick), especially given that a certain Golden Gloves contender who-never-was won’t be able to make it like usual. So now you can sneak in, guilt free, and watch people like this guy get in the ring.
Name: Khuong B. Chau
Nickname: Silent Thunder
Age: 33
Height: 5’8
Weight: 165 LBS
Employer: Tactical Wealth Advisors, LLC
What was one of the most challenging parts about training for the fight? And the most rewarding?
Wearing a cup. The most rewarding part was meeting my boo.
What do you hope to take away from all of this by the end of training and fight night?
I can defend myself against Nijas in the Greenwich Village.
What do you predict for the outcome of your fight?
A knockout during warm-ups.
What is your favorite workout song?
“Let’s get it on” by Marvin Gaye.
After the fight are you throwing in the towel or looking forward to next year?
I’m finished with boxing and starting a Bikram Yoga camp for overweight models.
Dis guy wouldn’t stand a chance against this jabroni pony.
you know who
…douche chills…
yea, thanks, but no thanks.
I will be in the fwont row for this.
Bawney Fwank
Ha, the heavyweight from Citi’s nickname is “Too Big to Fail.”
He, unlike the “Khuong is King” guy doesn’t seem like a tool though.
odds on anal_yst being one of the contenders?
Zere iz a certain je ne sais pas quoi about zis buoy, I ‘ope ze news in ze pepper vill not bi terrible apres ze evenement.
I have my proctologist appointment I’d rather attend.
Greg will be competing in the super lightweight division. So please come out and support my Greggums!
Ms. Michaels
Ok there is no chance I’d get in the ring with that guy. Not because I’m afraid of being karate chopped, but because I’m afraid of being assraped.
I am not afraid of being assraped.
Dennis Kneale
Is Tyler Durden on the card? I’d like to kick his ass.
@7 = Barney Frank
@8 = Barney Frank
Anal-yst,
What is your job? Looking for something general here, not asking for specific firm and division. From the amount of commenting you do, it is hard to imagine you being paid to do anything else.
He’s Stuffing…. you ain’t got no Bernie Bag, wannabe.
Ruth
The nymex fight friday trumps this for sure
I signed up for the golden gloves tournament but wasn’t allowed to compete because they didn’t have a cup that would fit me.
-CG
I forgot to add I was only 6 years old at the time. Some crazy insurance thing. True story.
-CG
@15
1. Multitasking.
2. How fast do you type? ~100 comment words/day @ 100 words/minute = not alot of time out of my day.
3. Facetime
4. Procrastination.
Wait–no otto?
http://www.linkedin.com/profile?viewProfile=&key=16064099&authToken=FX2e&authType=NAME_SEARCH&locale=en_US&srchindex=1&pvs=ps&goback=.psr_*1_Khuong++Chau_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_*1_Y_us_06880_*1_*1_*2_*2_*2_Y_Y_*1_Relevance
Obviously, Khuong sucks dick for a living. Obviously, he’s very good at it.
Actually Khuong’s done pretty well at these events- Believe he won it all a few years ago. Very tough kid, a bit nuts, but overall a good guy.
Don’t let that stop the Yahoo Finance mountain dew crew, though.
@22
Obviously you are not getting any pussy lately. Maybe you should see if anyone will assrape you for a grand.
Relax girls. This a “white collar” show and meant to be fun. The answers are about as real as the Bess Levin’s insight on the event. Training was serious and the fights were real, but come on. Most of these guys trained for a total of 3months, ever. Anyway,Posting “serious answers” will only show how much of a “dick” you really are. LOL. See you at the Golden Gloves finals.
Relax girls. This is a “white collar” show and meant to be fun. The answers are about as real as the Bess Levin’s insight on the event. Training was serious and the fights were real, but come on. Most of these guys trained for a total of 3months, ever. Anyway,Posting “serious answers” will only show how much of a “dick” you really are. LOL. See you at the Golden Gloves finals.
i love the fact that nobody commented after Khuong had words. yall are a bunch of tiny homo cocks that are obviously unemployed.
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