First off, he’s a Wharton grad. Given. We don’t know that much else about Taek Jho Low, other than he’s from Malaysia and is a “group adviser” at UBG Berhad. And that he spent $160,000 at Avenue one night during Fashion Week. And that sometimes, for a second, because of the money and the entourage, people think he’s black:
A fleet of black Cadillac Escalades hums outside Chelsea hot spot Avenue — the A-list watering hole of such celebrities as Justin Timberlake and Lindsay Lohan. As the car doors open, a dozen men emerge and a bouncer whisks them over the club’s threshold, past a group of shivering models behind the velvet rope. “Who is it?” one of them wonders out loud. “Is it P. Diddy?”
Negative! The naked models are momentarily upset by this but get over it quickly. He’s not P. Diddy, but the Asian George Costanza is still going to make it rain.
The nightlife scene is abuzz with tales of this international man of mystery — who goes by the name Jho Low and whose chubby, bespectacled appearance hardly meets the image of a wealthy gadabout. In September, during Fashion Week, sources said, Low helped rack up a $160,000 bar tab at Avenue, including several $900 bottles of Cristal champagne. One month later, Lindsay Lohan was belatedly celebrating her 23rd birthday at downtown drinking den 1OAK when 23 bottles of Cristal suddenly appeared. They were reportedly paid for by a “mystery Malaysian,” who, sources claim, was Low. At chic 27th Street hangout Pink Elephant, Low routinely spends $50,000 to $60,000, according to the club’s owner, David Sarner.
Or does he?
In an e-mail, Low’s friend Hamad Alwazzan claims it is he, not Low, who’s the big spender in town.
“I have been on holiday in New York since August 2009 and grown quite fond of the city,” Alwazzan wrote. “I am especially fond of investment opportunities in real estate, as well as the food, quality of life, and lifestyle.” As for the $160,000 bar tab, he wrote: “[It] was to celebrate the engagement of a close personal friend to his longtime girlfriend, which was jointly hosted by myself and 19 other close friends. I don’t have an exact breakdown of the cost, but it was a mixture of entertainment, food and drinks — and it happened to be during Fashion Week.”
According to the Post, J.Lo(w) (who like certain other rich bespectacled men discussed around these parts, won’t go out without a bodyguard), has been shacking up at a $100,000-a-month apartment in the Park Imperial. Low’s spokesman denied that account, and also refused to confirm his boss’s birthday (?), though perhaps Shia LaBeouf’s ex could shed some light:
Just this month, sources said, Low celebrated his birthday at a lavish bash in Las Vegas — where Megan Fox was reportedly flown in to party with him and his entourage. The actress’ Fox’s publicist could not be reached for comment yesterday.






Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 9:44AM
Lindsay Lohan is the new killing it.
Posted by Anal_yst , Nov 09, 2009 9:52AM
you know this story of bullsh*t, if for nothing else than it refers to Lindsy Lohan as "A-list"
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 9:52AM
I take offense to the notion that you can't be chubby/wear glasses and be a wealthy gadabout.
-you know who
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 9:54AM
These stories always end at the bottom of a pool.
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 9:54AM
...but the Asian George Costanza is still going to make it rain.
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 9:55AM
Ka-Chiang!
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 9:55AM
anal_yst, this sounds like your kind of scene. don't be bitter.
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 9:55AM
I'm having a flashback to Chung.
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 9:57AM
Another fat southeastern Asian man of intrigue?
What is SEC waiting for? Let's bust him before it's too late.
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 10:05AM
He more closely resembles Newman. Same idiotic grin.
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 10:05AM
An Asian Francisco D'Anconia?
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 10:05AM
If you twist your ass enough you can make the cork pop out.
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 10:06AM
Isn't that the fat Asian guy from 'Heroes'?
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 10:06AM
ROR!!!!! What a clown.
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 10:07AM
His Kuwaitian friend:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=507952148&ref=fs
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 10:11AM
@15 The correct nomenclature is 'kuwati'
Are you from Haiti?
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 10:13AM
@16 Nice job catching the joke sport.
- 15
Posted by Effective Date , Nov 09, 2009 10:13AM
HIRO NAKAMURA! YATTA!
Posted by King Chung , Nov 09, 2009 10:18AM
Jho, let me know if you need some extra domes
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , Nov 09, 2009 10:29AM
Fail. That's Joaquin Phoenix.
Posted by Anal_yst , Nov 09, 2009 10:32AM
@7
no, I don't mingle with celebutards
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 10:49AM
I was passing Twizzlers to the skinny chicks in line that night and offering some investment advice too. I had the pitchbooks in my shopping cart.
~You Know Who
Stealing Home, CA
Posted by Chuck Krug , Nov 09, 2009 10:54AM
Low Taek Jho
(Malaysian, Aged 27 years, Non-Independent Non-Executive Director)
Mr Low Taek Jho was appointed to the Board of UBG Berhad as Group Advisor on 19 September 2008. He is a representative of the major shareholder, Majestic Masterpiece Sdn Bhd and Abu Dhabi-Kuwait-Malaysia Investment Corporation. Mr Low currently serves as group advisor to several international corporations involved in global private equity, mergers & acquisitions, buy-outs, government-to-government offset structured investments and financing, networking and financial aid, amongst others. Mr Low graduated with a Bachelor of Science degree in Economics with concentration in Finance from The Wharton School, University of Pennsylvania, United States of America.
Posted by Anal_yst , Nov 09, 2009 10:58AM
is chung king?
Posted by Chuck Krug , Nov 09, 2009 11:01AM
Who is Majestic Masterpiece? Is he a porn actor?
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 11:10AM
Everybody have fun tonight, everybody wang chung tonight!
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 11:12AM
Pretty good stock picker...
http://media.www.whartonjournal.com/media/storage/paper201/news/2000/11/06/Undergraduate/Stock.Picks-36917.shtml
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 11:23AM
What a tool. I am going to stop buying fruits and vegetables from his mom's cart.
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 11:56AM
I smell Ponzi sauce.
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 12:03PM
@27 Nice find.
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 12:13PM
@27
That link says it all.
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 12:22PM
@27 awesome.
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 12:24PM
Save the Cheerleader, Save the World
Posted by Anal_yst , Nov 09, 2009 12:26PM
@27 Magic.
Guy writes like Greg, or worse.
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 1:19PM
27 for the win. period.
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 1:22PM
@27 - golden.
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 1:55PM
Shades of Dana Giachetto, anyone?
ya know, late 90's, hanging at Moomba with Leo, "managing" celebrity money...saw that guy in action, same routine with the unsolicited bottle gifting
fuck im old
TRB
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 2:51PM
This guy is a thief!!! My friend is Mr. Models and Bottles!!! Who can forget.....media almost cost him his job.
Any guy that buys L Lohan anything is a loser!
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 2:51PM
@27. That totally qualified J-LO to be a top notch anal-yst.
Posted by MiddleOfficeLoser , Nov 09, 2009 3:17PM
I *knew* Megan Fox was a whore!!
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 4:39PM
Being full of shit has its perks
Posted by Long Duck Dong , Nov 09, 2009 9:27PM
@30-32, 34-36, 39: Get off @27's nuts for Christ's sake. All he did was Google his name.
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 1:12PM
His firm is linked to a chief minister of a state with lots of resources (think a Governor of Alaska equivalent in a very corrupt society) which might explain a few things.
But he doesn't look like he should have that much money, the firm he is director for only has a $300 mil US market cap. There are very few Chinese-Malaysian families left with the kind of money he is spending and he doesn't seem to be linked to one of them.
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 1:12PM
His firm is linked to a chief minister of a state with lots of resources (think a Governor of Alaska equivalent in a very corrupt society) which might explain a few things.
But he doesn't look like he should have that much money, the firm he is director for only has a $300 mil US market cap. There are very few Chinese-Malaysian families left with the kind of money he is spending and he doesn't seem to be linked to one of them.
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 1:12PM
His firm is linked to a chief minister of a state with lots of resources (think a Governor of Alaska equivalent in a very corrupt society) which might explain a few things.
But he doesn't look like he should have that much money, the firm he is director for only has a $300 mil US market cap. There are very few Chinese-Malaysian families left with the kind of money he is spending and he doesn't seem to be linked to one of them.
Posted by cassandra , Jan 13, 2010 3:49AM
You guys are all jealous losers. None of your comments even makes perfect sense.
By the way, he's my personal childhood friend and a very very smart guy. He keeps things low because that's just how he is. anything outlandish is all for business and that's how you play the game(what do YOU morons know about business, after all, he's the one who's successful).
I highly doubt the corrupt practices (though I do not rule it out) but I know he knows the business well and has worked hard since childhood. He comes from a filthy rich family anyway, so he doesn't need all this shit, it's just what you do to entertain your clients (if any of you halfwits know what that means). Plus he has strong connections with top investors and royalty from the middle east and asia, all of which, he has known through boarding school in England.
Some idiot above me said this:
"But he doesn't look like he should have that much money, the firm he is director for only has a $300 mil US market cap."
He doesn't LOOK LIKE HE SHOULD HAVE THAT MUCH MONEY?? He doesn't LOOK it?
So how does a rich guy look like? Like YOU? Is that because he's ASIAN that he shouldn't be so rich? Were you expecting Wall Street types who are NOW BROKE AND JOBLESS anyway? Did you expect him to wear a suit and contacts? Like I said, he doesn't NEED the hype. He was doing it to play the game. Do yourself a favour and slap yourself.
"There are very few Chinese-Malaysian families left with the kind of money he is spending and he doesn't seem to be linked to one of them."
Hahahahahaha...who told you that? Another American? FOX news? E! channel? Wake up, you stupid kid, and get out of that trailer. I suggest you do some research before spewing out trash like that for the view of the general public. There are PLENTY of M'sian Chinese who are extremely rich.
See, the problem with stupid americans is that they assume EVERYONE IS LIKE THEM AND THINKS LIKE THEM. HELL NO!
Do not assume that just because they're rich, they're gonna throw their money around like you who probably has never seen that kinda cash before and spend everything ON CREDIT before everything disappears. There is such a thing as LOW PROFILE for safety reasons and for humility's sake. Yes, moron, there ARE people out there in the world who CHOOSE NOT TO DISPLAY THEIR IMMENSE WEALTH. Narrowminded views such as yours demonstrate exactly what a bigotted mind you have.
And what makes you SO SURE that he's not linked to any of the wealthy families? DO YOU KNOW ALL OF THEM? DO YOU KNOW ALL THEIR RELATIVES? exactly.
And to that other smart ass who posted his stock pick on Enron? Wow, so clever, you must be so proud of your research skills right now! look at the date, you idiot, it says 2000. he was a FRESHMAN then and this was part of his curriculum. I wonder what kinda lame ass mistakes YOU did when you were a freshman. stupid.
If you're all not gonna be responsible over your posts, then don't say anything.
Geez it's no wonder all of you got laid off.
Posted by cassandra , Jan 13, 2010 3:50AM
You guys are all jealous losers. None of your comments even makes perfect sense.
By the way, he's my personal childhood friend and a very very smart guy. He keeps things low because that's just how he is. anything outlandish is all for business and that's how you play the game(what do YOU morons know about business, after all, he's the one who's successful).
I highly doubt the corrupt practices (though I do not rule it out) but I know he knows the business well and has worked hard since childhood. He comes from a filthy rich family anyway, so he doesn't need all this shit, it's just what you do to entertain your clients (if any of you halfwits know what that means). Plus he has strong connections with top investors and royalty from the middle east and asia, all of which, he has known through boarding school in England.
Some idiot above me said this:
"But he doesn't look like he should have that much money, the firm he is director for only has a $300 mil US market cap."
He doesn't LOOK LIKE HE SHOULD HAVE THAT MUCH MONEY?? He doesn't LOOK it?
So how does a rich guy look like? Like YOU? Is that because he's ASIAN that he shouldn't be so rich? Were you expecting Wall Street types who are NOW BROKE AND JOBLESS anyway? Did you expect him to wear a suit and contacts? Like I said, he doesn't NEED the hype. He was doing it to play the game. Do yourself a favour and slap yourself.
"There are very few Chinese-Malaysian families left with the kind of money he is spending and he doesn't seem to be linked to one of them."
Hahahahahaha...who told you that? Another American? FOX news? E! channel? Wake up, you stupid kid, and get out of that trailer. I suggest you do some research before spewing out trash like that for the view of the general public. There are PLENTY of M'sian Chinese who are extremely rich.
See, the problem with stupid americans is that they assume EVERYONE IS LIKE THEM AND THINKS LIKE THEM. HELL NO!
Do not assume that just because they're rich, they're gonna throw their money around like you who probably has never seen that kinda cash before and spend everything ON CREDIT before everything disappears. There is such a thing as LOW PROFILE for safety reasons and for humility's sake. Yes, moron, there ARE people out there in the world who CHOOSE NOT TO DISPLAY THEIR IMMENSE WEALTH. Narrowminded views such as yours demonstrate exactly what a bigotted mind you have.
And what makes you SO SURE that he's not linked to any of the wealthy families? DO YOU KNOW ALL OF THEM? DO YOU KNOW ALL THEIR RELATIVES? exactly.
And to that other smart ass who posted his stock pick on Enron? Wow, so clever, you must be so proud of your research skills right now! look at the date, you idiot, it says 2000. he was a FRESHMAN then and this was part of his curriculum. I wonder what kinda lame ass mistakes YOU did when you were a freshman. stupid.
If you're all not gonna be responsible over your posts, then don't say anything.
Geez it's no wonder all of you got laid off.
Posted by guest , Jan 13, 2010 3:50AM
You guys are all jealous losers. None of your comments even makes perfect sense.
By the way, he's my personal childhood friend and a very very smart guy. He keeps things low because that's just how he is. anything outlandish is all for business and that's how you play the game(what do YOU morons know about business, after all, he's the one who's successful).
I highly doubt the corrupt practices (though I do not rule it out) but I know he knows the business well and has worked hard since childhood. He comes from a filthy rich family anyway, so he doesn't need all this shit, it's just what you do to entertain your clients (if any of you halfwits know what that means). Plus he has strong connections with top investors and royalty from the middle east and asia, all of which, he has known through boarding school in England.
Some idiot above me said this:
"But he doesn't look like he should have that much money, the firm he is director for only has a $300 mil US market cap."
He doesn't LOOK LIKE HE SHOULD HAVE THAT MUCH MONEY?? He doesn't LOOK it?
So how does a rich guy look like? Like YOU? Is that because he's ASIAN that he shouldn't be so rich? Were you expecting Wall Street types who are NOW BROKE AND JOBLESS anyway? Did you expect him to wear a suit and contacts? Like I said, he doesn't NEED the hype. He was doing it to play the game. Do yourself a favour and slap yourself.
"There are very few Chinese-Malaysian families left with the kind of money he is spending and he doesn't seem to be linked to one of them."
Hahahahahaha...who told you that? Another American? FOX news? E! channel? Wake up, you stupid kid, and get out of that trailer. I suggest you do some research before spewing out trash like that for the view of the general public. There are PLENTY of M'sian Chinese who are extremely rich.
See, the problem with stupid americans is that they assume EVERYONE IS LIKE THEM AND THINKS LIKE THEM. HELL NO!
Do not assume that just because they're rich, they're gonna throw their money around like you who probably has never seen that kinda cash before and spend everything ON CREDIT before everything disappears. There is such a thing as LOW PROFILE for safety reasons and for humility's sake. Yes, moron, there ARE people out there in the world who CHOOSE NOT TO DISPLAY THEIR IMMENSE WEALTH. Narrowminded views such as yours demonstrate exactly what a bigotted mind you have.
And what makes you SO SURE that he's not linked to any of the wealthy families? DO YOU KNOW ALL OF THEM? DO YOU KNOW ALL THEIR RELATIVES? exactly.
And to that other smart ass who posted his stock pick on Enron? Wow, so clever, you must be so proud of your research skills right now! look at the date, you idiot, it says 2000. he was a FRESHMAN then and this was part of his curriculum. I wonder what kinda lame ass mistakes YOU did when you were a freshman. stupid.
If you're all not gonna be responsible over your posts, then don't say anything.
Geez it's no wonder all of you got laid off.