• 09 Nov 2009 at 6:25 PM

Write-Offs: 11.09.09

By Bess Levin

$$$ More Madoff Memorabilia Up For Sale [Cityfile]
$$$ Experts in erotic spreadsheets wanted [craigslist]
$$$ Charlie Gasparino: “My brother is a doctor who works in the intensive care unit of an inner city hospital; he could have a cushy lucrative practice here in New York, but he likes helping people, and yet he has never once told me he’s doing God’s work even after he explained one afternoon how he had just saved a homeless man’s life by massaging his heart.” [HuffPo]
$$$ French Bank Heist Suspect Becomes Internet Star [Breitbart]

Comments (25)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | November 9, 2009 at 6:31 PM

    God was present on DB today.
    Allah Akbar!!!

  2. 2
    Posted by Tax Chick | November 9, 2009 at 6:34 PM

    What does Alan Arkin have to do with DB?
    - banana boat enthusiast

  3. 3
    Posted by John Boehners hair stylist | November 9, 2009 at 6:38 PM

    What do you think Greg is doing right now?

  4. 4
    Posted by Tax Chick | November 9, 2009 at 6:43 PM

    @3 Sitting in his mom’s basement drinking wine coolers and listening to Wham! on his Walkman.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | November 9, 2009 at 6:45 PM

    Glad to hear about gasbag’s good brother.

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | November 9, 2009 at 6:57 PM

    @1, Please drop dead, go to Hell, and burn.
    kthnx

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | November 9, 2009 at 6:58 PM

    And people shat all over Greg Michaels? What is this horseshit you vomited forth here, Bess? For the love of Christ, they teach cut and paste on the computer in what, second grade now?

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | November 9, 2009 at 7:15 PM

    Is that the same brother who CG said is a 10th degree blackbelt?

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | November 9, 2009 at 7:20 PM

    kthx guy/girl/tranny. Please continue to amuse us …

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | November 9, 2009 at 7:44 PM

    DB, more Shia, more Zvi, s’il-vous plait. Hell even some more Charlie Chiang, or Jeffrey, or whatever the fuck his name was.

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | November 9, 2009 at 7:55 PM

    @6 – Zvi Gellar’s mom.

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | November 9, 2009 at 7:57 PM

    @7 = GM’s boyfriend, who has never come to DB, and has no idea what “write-offs” entails.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | November 9, 2009 at 8:08 PM

    @7 thanks for stopping by to check the place out, now go fuck yourself

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | November 9, 2009 at 8:08 PM

    @7 thanks for stopping by to check the place out, now go fuck yourself

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | November 9, 2009 at 8:49 PM

    Can someone please send me the picture of that house with the for sale sign out front? I lost mine. Thanks.
    Greg

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | November 9, 2009 at 9:29 PM

    I find Bess’s acerbic writing style to be intoxicating and arousing.
    Dean Wormer

  17. 17
    Posted by merkin capital partners | November 9, 2009 at 10:22 PM

    How is saving a homeless person a worthwhile endeavor? Anyone?

  18. 18
    Posted by Macro Wang | November 9, 2009 at 10:55 PM

    i just heard back from that Craigslist poster.Apparently they’re a hedge fund based in CT, executing a new strategy? Anyone know a PM named Jiang? What kind of questioms should I expect at the interview?
    Thanks
    Lehman/AIG Quant

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | November 9, 2009 at 11:04 PM

    @18 joke would’ve been funny if PJ still worked at SAC.

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | November 9, 2009 at 11:06 PM

    you’re an asshole, gherkin.

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | November 10, 2009 at 5:25 AM

    db has every type of stalker.

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | November 10, 2009 at 6:22 AM

    No suspicious trading; nothing here to see; keep moving. What are they taking a page out of the Goldman playbook? Next we’ll be hearing that God has been advising them on stock selection, hence the enormous returns…..
    http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601109&sid=aZ7fWNd30D5Q&pos=14
    “SAC Said to Tell Clients a Review Found No Suspicious Trading”

  23. 23
    Posted by Seaman Bodine II | November 10, 2009 at 6:57 AM

    I give great Helmut.
    ARS

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | November 10, 2009 at 7:04 AM

    I am not a crook.
    Richard Nixon

  25. 25
    Posted by american bandersnatch | November 10, 2009 at 7:19 AM

    I give great helmet
    Shia.

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