• 13 Nov 2009 at 5:29 PM

Write-Offs: 11.13.09

By Bess Levin

$$$ Heidi Moore: The Hard Fall Of Hedge Funders [NYM]
$$$ Tudor Vet. To Head Hedge Funds For China Sovereign Fund [FA]
$$$ Hedge Fund Clones: Better Than The Original? [The Deal]
$$$ The Lloyd’s Prayer [TBP]
$$$ The Madoff Auction Had Everything But Underwear [Daily Intel]
$$$ Jim Cramer will not be keying David Faber’s car any time soon: Newsweek did something very naughty. [DB]

Comments (21)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | November 13, 2009 at 5:38 PM

    Sharif don’t like it. There was no God on DB today!
    AllahU Akbar
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAkfHShATKY

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | November 13, 2009 at 5:57 PM

    “The funds hold all the cards, and hold them closely. Until now.”
    - Heidi N. Moore, Hedgies Unhinged

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | November 13, 2009 at 6:03 PM

    @2 now Bess Levin holds them.
    -SC (quaking in anticipation of the king of spades being revealed)

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | November 13, 2009 at 10:20 PM

    LLoyd’s prayer is classic

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | November 14, 2009 at 1:16 AM

    Bess – what is your salary for being a professional blogger? You already hide your physical appearance – why don’t you enlighten us on your annual salary? My guess is ugly and $50k a year.

  6. 6
    Posted by Investorcluzo | November 14, 2009 at 8:59 AM

    @5 – stfu…why does it matter? why are you posting lame ass comments on a blog at 1am? back to yahoo finance…

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | November 14, 2009 at 10:45 AM

    @5 Don’t be a dick

  8. 8
    Posted by r | November 14, 2009 at 12:11 PM

    @5 she doesn’t “hide” her appearance, she just doesn’t post her pic on db. Do you get the difference? Clearly not. Also, not that it matters but both of your “guesses” are dead wrong. And you’re very clearly a trolling little bitch with an ax to grind. Kill yourself already.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | November 14, 2009 at 12:16 PM

    Bess is a journalist not a porn star she doesn’t need to post her picture

  10. 10
    Posted by stfu | November 14, 2009 at 12:23 PM

    @5 has never been laid, just got dumped by his online girlfriend in canada and jerks off with a noose around his neck.

  11. 11
    Posted by just asking | November 14, 2009 at 12:29 PM

    @5 what is your salary as a professional cocksucker?

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | November 14, 2009 at 12:57 PM

    Don’t feed the trolls.

  13. 13
    Posted by Finnegan | November 14, 2009 at 1:05 PM

    @5
    Bess looks like Gianna Michaels, is deeply Orthodox and spends time at her synagogue when not helping displaced Wall Street moms, earns $75K a year plus bonus for spikes in readership, and also has another degree from MIT that she does not like to talk about.
    Given these undeniable facts, she takes precautions to keep everyone focused on the writing, lest lust and desire lead us all to perdition.

  14. 14
    Posted by ... | November 14, 2009 at 2:33 PM

    @5 cute and 80k
    -guy who interviewed for editor job
    PS kill yourself

  15. 15
    Posted by sheryl w | November 14, 2009 at 2:49 PM

    I bet those madoff drawers are a size small. Just sayin.

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | November 14, 2009 at 4:15 PM
  17. 17
    Posted by guest | November 14, 2009 at 10:26 PM

    you can all derelict”>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derelict_(maritime)“>derelict my balls.

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | November 14, 2009 at 10:44 PM

    agree that @5 is a dick – but @14 is clearly the bigger loser. admitting he did not get the editor job? what a fucking chump – never admit defeat and always make it seem better than it is.

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | November 15, 2009 at 12:17 AM

    “never admit defeat and always make it seem better than it is.”
    tool.

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | November 15, 2009 at 1:24 AM

    5 is definitely Alex Cohen
    BTW, I’ve met Bess and she’s a natural beauty, so eat it bitch.

  21. 21
    Posted by Reminiscizzer | November 15, 2009 at 6:01 PM

    Q. What does Snoop Dogg use to clean his car(s), boat(s) and kitchen counters?
    A. Shazam-Wow!*
    *May also be used to pick up spilt mayo

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